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funkchick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 45
0 miles · Greater London

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I was wondering if that was ever going to change, should have been member of the quarter... Not that I don't think you don't deserve to be member of the year funkyd! xx
yay I'm all excited now about the sunshine this week! AND we are getting back 4 mins of daylight per day... bring on summer! can you tell I miss summer? Well I miss Aussie weather surprised(
what a bugger! Oh well you still hav Marky and can still marry him when its all good to! Hope the housewarming went well, gutted I couldn't be there, but I was well trashed at my friends farewell! Missed out on most of the sunshine yesterday, lets hope its not the last for the year! haha
I can flare my nostrils, raise one eyebrow and wiggle my ears all at the same time... Doesn't work if anyone makes me laugh though!
whaddaya mean you shoulda been gettin married today? At least you've got someone who loves you and takes you out for posh dinners, ballet & macca's... x
booo! I've cancelled a trip to Portugal to go to my mate's farewell so she'd kill me if I ditched her! I'll just have to cum to the housewarming afterparty the week after ;) x
If you're buyin things off the net which often seems to be the cheapest option, go to a store first and check out a few. Most shops (well Harmony do) have some out of their packets & with battery so you can test out the vibe etc. Highly recommend this practice as I too have been caught out! Might be some concerns with hygiene if you try and re-sell products on-line. Someone could always host something like a 'tupperware' party & peeps can swap if you like! Sterilise yourselves... hehe Speaking of on-line sites, can anyone recommend a reliable one?
I could be persuaded! I'll be all relaxed from my hol to Paris & Morocco... Let me know the deets. xo
so hows the new place going? and when are you inviting us over for a partay?!?!? ;)
1. a sexy female... 2. a swiss army knife 3. my guitar coz I can't be without music!
ha ha I thought everyone would be busy tonight! passionkiss You just made me blush...
Dats me all on my lonesome on V Day... cooking up a storm but no one to eat it all! Hope Mark spoiled you today funkster...
My fantasy is a hot couple paying me lots of special attention & using toys, blindfolds, cuffs, chains... Maybe in a plush hotel room, with bottles of french champagne & strawberries... Also, would love to get some latex sheets & cover the room in latex so me and a sexy lady can cover ourselves in all sorts of slippery yummy choc body paint, whipped cream, caramel etc and lick it off each other and out of every orifice.... :lickface: