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funkchick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 45
0 miles · Greater London
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funkchick
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you might not actually have the right program on your pc to do chat -ie. flash or java If it has never come up at all then this could be your problem!
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you have to stay, there are even threads at your expense! What would they talk about if you go? :grin: Technically I'm not a swinger either, just bi lol
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Thank you sooooo much for being an amazing host to our Ladies night Funkster & Mark, soz I didn't get to say goodbye but I didn't want to disturb you... seemed like you were havin too much fun behind those closed doors anyway!!! :grin: Look forward to catchin up soon... Thanks again! and again, and again... passionkiss
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Thanks Funky & Mark for hosting our laideeees night - I had a ball! And thanks to the lovely ladies that came - that club didn't know what hit em! (and the bartenders... lol) Will have to be the start of a regular night out for sure! MWAH :inlove:
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what happens on the girls night stays on the girls night haha only if you're lucky Mrs Cey - you should have been coming! sad See you tomorrow night ladieeeeeeees! xxxkiss
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don't worry hunni, we'll hold yer hand. And anything else you need holding... :grin:
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Almost here!! I hear its going to rain (sooo surprised) so bring your brolly's! Now for what to wear....
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Sounds good to meeee funkster! If I have time on sat I might make some food to bring so we can nibble on before we go out... woop woop! :happy:
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northy, you'd have to do a lot more than that to piss me off! Midgie, it looks to all of us on ere that you should hav no problem in getting that root! Is that about rite funkster? xx
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The more the merrier Midgster - will send you an invite! Funkym - not sure what guys you've slept with that were so bad, maybe you just didn't find the right one! Keep lookin tho sunshine, I'm sure he's out there... :grin:
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It's the 6 pack offer - great bloody deal if you ask me! Comes in a handy carry bag too. Don't worry funkster... I'll hold ya hand kiss
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Oli I sent you an e-mail! oops - You too funkster. Free, yours must have got lost in the mail... VERY lost
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Sooo, have sent all those who said they were coming a message, although I looked up Mrs Yorkie & found about 100 yorkies! So if someone can let me know what their username is... Funky, I hope you have a video cam... :giggle: Bring on the 25th! :cheers:
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My mobile has a camera so i could do you a few choice snaps funkchicklol Now where's the zoom button...[/quote] Want something that can flatter my bum a little better than a phone camera! lol
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eeeew I'd never trust something that dissolves hair, espec on private parts! Hot wax all the way...
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thanks kat n del! Will have to arrange some bum pics for ya... Now, just need a photographer!
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Lionel Richie eh? saweet! Maybe I should join you on this run thingy... Need to get my ass into better shape too! Hate public pools - too many kids, plasters, hair & wee in them for me... :crazy:
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Weeeell... Let me message ya privately - don't want to give too much away! But, thought we could start with a few drinkies at yours, then head out around Greenwich - will do sum research about where to head out - but must have great cocktails, good music & a dancefloor! Better keep the name of the bar/club a secret in case any cheeky male members decide to come too! xx
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I do tend to dive in head first, it's the only way to go! :lick: No web cam tho Andy, no laptop even atm old one died so am saving for a new one!
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I liked my bum when I was about 23, athletic & rounded - perfect! But now... it's ok but a little more rounded...
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andy, you must get into the chatroom! I was wondering how I could raise my profile a little bit and discovered that after talking bollocks in the chatroom for a while, I made some new friends. smile Took me a little bit to get used to just jumping in on conversations but just dive in head first! Still can't keep up with whispers though... :crazy:
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