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funkchick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 45
0 miles · Greater London

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Ok so I'll have a crack at this too… 1. I'm from Melbourne 2. I have red hair and I hate it so much! 3. I love to cook and have friends over for dinner parties 4. when I was younger I played state basketball for Victoria (in Australia) 5. when I was younger I did little athletics and used to win all (ok most lol) of the events – they used to call me the little red rocket lol 6. I used to play the saxophone 7. I play the guitar and sing, used to be in a band & sang at my sister & brother's weddings 8. don't ask me to sing at MK4 as I'll say no! (see point 9) 9. I'm quite shy when you first meet me in person, but I soon come out of my shell when I'm comfortable or after a drink lol 10. I'm pretty cheeky and like giving people shit lol 11. My fav drink is vodka cranberry with fresh lime, or a raspberry mohito… 12. I'm the youngest of 4 and a bit of a rebel… 13. I'm a Leo but don't really believe in that stuff, but respect people's need to! 14. I love travelling the world and discovering new places 15. I want to learn Spanish & French (ok and Italian) and learnt Japanese at school 16. I have been to 25 funerals in my lifetime (I have a big family) 17. My grandmother was one of 11 kids (hence the big family) 18. I love music and have even written some stuff – even if no one has heard it! 19. I would love to be able to play the piano 20. I love going to the movies and eating buttered popcorn – but you don't have it here! :upset: 21. I don't like arrogant or pushy people 22. The only thing I would change about myself is my skin – would love to have no freckles! 23. I don't smoke and don't like kissing smokers 24. I love cooking for people and have a (good) reputation for my homemade pesto, goats cheese foccacia! 25. I wanted to leave school and become a chef but my mum wouldn't let me! wow, got through it without any sexual stuff!
what is all this cum on sexy button stuff? Do you have a button on a dress you wanted Marky to cum on? lol 50 pressies? Where's mine? Wish you were coming to MK hunni... :doh:
Right on Oli - we knew it! You'll never win against us aussies Max... :kick:
Max you've got to stop with this infatuation... getting a little silly! :sleeping:
a little birdie told me :grin: Now is that a threat or a promise? lol innocent If I see you at MK Mr. :sparring:
[quote user=maxedout]I think i have a mesh top somewhere for some non sausage action reason... :thumbup: Crackers with holes in and meshy things - not sure i can pull that look off lol madeye:[/quote] the fact that you even have a mesh top speaks volumes Max... Apart from the fact that when in the chatroom you keep perving on the dude who is constantly spanking the monkey.sillyhwoar:
haha yeah Oli, I reckon he's closet... just waiting to break out of the closet. :color:
crotchless trousers & a mesh top... all the rage with gay men these days... duel rotflmao
you don't have to worry about me Max, my legs are always as smooth a silk! Make sure you get the lawnmower out for yours - you guys always seem to have thick leg hair that rivals the amount of grass on Emirate's pitch lol
[quote user=mwm69]After you have shaved, using a nice new blade, never ever - repeat [color="violet"][b][size="18"]NEVER EVER[/size][/b][/color], apply aftershave!! Don't ask, just trust me on this one! :bounce: Paul[/quote] what a pisser, doesn't it hurt on your face so why would you put it on yer privates??? It's the only way to go northy...
ooooh so firey Max! Anyone might think you were a little sensitive about coming out as bi - nothing to be ashamed of you know! flipa Make sure you shave your legs and you'll be a winner lol :thumbup:
you can borrow one of my dresses if you like Max lol I think you'd look hot in one! :giggle: :grin:
wax! go to a salon and get hot wax (not strip wax) - lasts a whole lot longer and you don't get the itchies when it all grows back. Plus its softer for the ladies too... And it doesn't hurt much either! Well maybe I'm just tough lol
your signature hun? I don't have one so haven't noticed! Check in your profile to see if it's still there...
any plans for the weekend then hunni? I've got some naughty ones for once... :rascal: Life is getting better! xx
Always tell someone where you are going too and make sure you have an escape plan if things don't work out or get a bit uncomfortable (ie. enough cash for a taxi, enough credit on your phone, enough battery too!). Always meet in a public place & somewhere familiar so you have your bearings as well. Being a single fem meeting a couple, it's important (well I think it is) to discuss what you both want before gettin down to it - often it ends up that the single fem is fulfilling the couple's fantasy & not their own as well! Just my two bobs worth... biggrin
ooh I was hopin you didn't mean me - luv you too! yeah if you got funk in your name you cooool.... throw your hands in the air like you just don't care lol
oh funkyd - you know I didn't see your name when I signed up! It's a name I started using ages ago for a music website (I like funk music see...) You should feel honoured though, peeps just want to be you! xx
a messed up friend at that James. Funky don't you have some mystery illness that you don't want to pass on to your family? Swine flu perhaps? I heard you've just come back from Mexico... My rubber arm has been twisted and I'll now be there Sat night! xxxx
well someone cheeky has twisted my arm and I may be coming to my first MK meet! Could do with some more convincing though... lol :grin:
you need to meet someone sexy & new and that will help bring it back, and bring in back in a big way... or so I've discovered... :grin: lol
One more thing, having photos up (not just cock pics) will help you get a better response from people, I don't respond to anyone that doesn't have a pic & seem genuine - you soon learn there are some dodgys out there so single fems especially tend to be wary of this! Good luck & have patience!