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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 49
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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Awwhhhh - wise words from Kel and Mo ...... and bless em both for taking the time and the inclination to write them - i couldn't have put it more sucinctly or eloquently myself !! lol xxxx This site is a fab place to be , although i have a lot less time to be on here these days, and i have some fab times and met some GREAT people so don't give up. Hope ya have lots of fun too !! lol xxx BTW ..... i am told i look like Tom Cruises left bollock...... or was it Ben Fogels right arse cheek ??? .... i forget now !! lmao xxxx Have fun peeps - i may be back soon !! Heh heh heh xxxx
Happy new yr peeps - hopefully i'll be back with a vengence soon ...... 2006 was a slack yr for me !! lol xxxx You just have to set those targets ....... and beat them the next year !! lmao xxxxx Have fun y'all - mwah xxxxxxxx Fun4 xxx
God damn !!! ..... i only have the one cum shot on mine - i didn't realise they all had to be !! lol xxxx :P
I suggest you lead a trail of expensive swiss chocloates leading straight to Mindy's exquistite vagina to lure them in with a bed of rose petals to crawl upon .......... Otherwise just get a tube of Smarties and put the sandpaper down and i'll do it myself ...... hehehehe biggrin Have fun xxxxx
Ahem ....... as i was saying M & M ..... lol biggrin - thanks Girl ..... hehehe ....... and i am a scarey kinda guy tho M & M ...... but in a wholly nice way i am told !!!! Now, just what kind of bait are you guys using M & M ? Lmao xxxxx Have fun xxxxxxxx
Ermmmmmm M & M ...... now you know how honest and genuine i am - so i hate to tell you...... they DO exsist... and i have had .... i mean, know a few myself !!! lol They do seem a tad transintory tho and come and go on and off the scene - but they are worth it when ya catch one !!! hehehehe !! Keep the faith guys - and have fun xxxxxx biggrin
Hey Bean, I will also do my level best to be there guys - and even tho i am a single guy, i don't give a rat's ass about it as we are not there to fook and have debauched fun ( tho ya never know !! hehehe ) but merely to meet other members and have a laugh !! As long as i am not working and can make it i'll try to be there - sure it will be a good night regardless. Have fun xxxxx lol
Told ya Dianne babe ....... i am available for insertions ...... but i ain't giving ya bladdy dog a bone !!! lol xxxx biggrin
* whistle whistle * here Rover boy ...... its walkies time ..... AGAIN !! lol xx
Cey ...... as a practacing Nun....... are you allowed to eat pies ? lol biggrin xx
Bibig ....... ur so bladdy Army Barmy !!!! lol xxxxxx most peeps don't know what all those abbreviations are ...... but lucky for you i do ...... ya dorty birdy !!!! lmao xxxxxx Have fun xxxxxxx
Cey ..... for you hunni i'd bladdy cut the thing off and bake it in a pie for you babe !!! hehehehe..... biggrin ... and there isn't much fat on it, just the best British Beef ..... lol xxxx ....... now the veg aren't too bad i am told too !! ..... and you can flirt wif me anytime Cey you big boobed sexy stunner xxxx Have fun xxxxxx :D
On the front seat of a coach on the way to Chang Mai in Thailand .... and i have a sneaking suspicion that the bus driver knew ...... i mean we were all over the bladdy road !!! lol xxxx biggrin I am sure there are lots of other funky places.... under the Sydney Harbour Bridge for example... but i can't think off hand !! hehehe Have fun xxxxx :D
Hey Terri, i hope you guys are well. Well i am sure if you take a peep at my profile you will see people do actually meet from here ...... i have met a lot more peeps too who haven't left feedbackas they prefer to be discreet about who they meet etc. But to be honest - of late this site seems to be a tad staid and all most peeps seem to do is chat and very little else. That and the fact that the profiles seem choc a bloc full of fake profiles and dead ones. I have been very happy with this site in the past but i have recently joined another site where peeeps actually have the decency to reply to mail and most peeps seem genuine too. Now we should as paying members have the right to voice our opinions of this site - but we shall see how long this post remains for....... Keep the faith tho Terri ...... there are some lovely peeps on this site - but unfortunately it seems that the whole swinging scene has more than its fair share of fickle people and timewaster. Good luck guys. Have fun xxxxx
But saying that i had a ahem ...... ' mate ' ... yeah that will do .... who uses em all the time and swears by em Do u sleep on your stomach? ........... can i? Are you Jamaican? ...... Coz jer-makin-me-crazy. Do you know what'd look fantastic on you? .....ME Do you believe in love at first sight?...... or do you think i should walk past again? My name is (insert own name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy. You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs.......... Any questions? One of my ...errrr i mean my mates, personal favourite is ...... (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself. ............ and lets not forget the immortal words of that old romantic cheesemonger and general silver tongued cavalier the Hoffmeiser aka David Hasslehoff ...... 'You're probably married or engaged, but I just wanted to let you know that you touched me and I didn't want this moment to simply go by.'" ermmmmmmmm i am off to be sick now peeps ...... eewwhhhhhhhhhhhh !! lol biggrin Have fun xxxx
M&M ..... i did notice an echo in here too ...... lol xxxxx biggrin Anyway ...... you know what i say ...... chat up lines ... pah !! .... who needs em !!! hehehehehe ...... and ladies ..... don't forget - its only the birds who get the worms !! lol xxxx Have fun xxxx
When have i ever knocked you back Mrs F ............... ? I am just waiting for mail from you guys !!! lol ..... told you i was a patient man ...... and i KNEW you would be back !!! lol biggrin xxxxxxxx
Well ..... i don't do chat up lines, as they are FAR too cheesy for me but a cpl of good ones are ...... You have the whitest teeth i have ever wanted to come across !! Do you like jewellery ? ...... Well suck me cock ..... its a gem !!! lol xx Is it true women can really reverse ok ? ........ Well back on to this fecker then !!! lol xxx You didn't really think i was gonna let ya down did ya guys ..... i am sure i have more buried deep within too. Have fun xxxxxx
she's right you know .......................... lol :P Have fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
and as for religion ..... i wouldn't know , i am a dyslexic athiest ..... .............. i have never believed in dog !! biggrin Post edited 14-08-2006 23:31
maybe it is ...... and maybe it isn't ....... who knows in these tospy turvy tumultous times !!! lol xxxxxxx :P Have fun xxxxxxxx
Bladdy hell Fordy - welcome back guys. I'm sure you don't need me to tell you to have fun !!! See you in chat sometime - mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxx
The REAL rules............................ ...... is there are no rules baby !! ...... and names are for tombstones baby hehehe - and don't forget, bones heal, chicks dig scars and America has the highest doctor to stuntman ratio in the world so ........ yeeeeeehhhh hhhhaaaaaahhhhh !!! lol biggrin Have fun too ..... xxxxxxx
Well said cat mate. I have had the ' pleasure ' of seeing this behaviour first hand quite a few times when i have been camming with some of the peeps i know. As always its best just to copy and paste their comments back into the room - i find if you give most of the idiots enough rope they soon hang themselves. These problems and the other old chestnuts of disrespectful people always directing the peeps who are on cam while they are not , and that other favourite of the single guy pretending to be a single fem / couple, are always going to go on but as long as the genuine community stick together then we can only try and minimise it and i can only encourage peeps to say it out loud etc - its not rude but it saves a LOT of time and bullshit. Even as a single guy i get of lot of idiots, and quelle surprise, once again its usually single guys who whisper me and abuse me or perv on my cam - why they do this when there are so many fems / cpls on cam god only knows. Anyway - they ususally realise too late that i stand my ground and i don't do or stand for bullshit but even tho it can create a bad environment in the room sometimes - better this than to let the idiots lurk unsuspectingly and ruin the fun for the genuine members. Don't be afraid to speak up is all i can say peeps ........ ....... that and have LOTS of fun ok !!! hehehehehehehe :P
Hmmmmmmmmmm .... i keep saying it but i'll say it again ...... i am sure some guys just don't get the whole ethos of swinging ....... !!! lol xxxx Awwhhhhh well, just makes some of us look better i suppose - keep up the good work guys !! lmao biggrin xxxxx Have fun.
Lmao Cey babe ...... if you think Dee and Ian's pics are fuuny ...... you should try spending 3 days with them ..... i did the last time i met them !! .... it was like living in the twilight zone ..... but a slightly weirder version and with a lot more sex involved. Also ask them to show you the Bill and Ben pics !!! These guys are true nutters and one of the nicest cpls i have ever met .... and as i have said many times before - you can't teach what these guys have got !! lol xxxxxxx Now ..... where did i put my cheese grater ? ( private joke !! ) lol xxxx Have fun xxxxx
Well Mal - i think you had a fair point made and a view that you wished to express - not whinging. I understood it was tongue in cheek to mate - even if veiled !!! lol xx It is also good to hear someone actually voicing an opinion and giving their experiences - cos there is ALWAYS going to be someone having the same. Its hard to empathise with EVERYONE Mal and to be honest mate the cpls / single fems get SO much mail on this site from single guys/ single guys pretending to be fems / single guys pretending to be cpls etc !! - i am sure its hard / impossible to keep up and reply. I do empathise with you mate as a genuine single guy as i am - and there can be no real excuse for rudeness / ignorance - i recently had one cpl mail me back ( nicecockup ) with a rude response to a polite mail i sent them - and to be honest i wish they hadn't of bothered replying at all !!! The best advice i can give you Mal is to get in the chat room and get known . get to know others, be polite and enjoy yourself ..... and take NOTHING personally in the whole malarky !! Have fun mate xxxx Post edited 28-07-2006 15:52
I did tell ya about Glory holes tho Wily ....... Surely you can do a search for em on Google eh ??!! lol xxxxx I can definately vouch for them being good fun tho ...... and dependant on the circumstances etc - i mean when an encounter is totally unexpected it can be LOTS nicer !! Have fun xxxxx
...... and i want a gold plated toilet guys ...... but i don't think its gonna happen !!!! lol xxxxx biggrin
It looks like we have a winner !!! lol ...... me and LLT to Mrs Miggins pie shop on the double !! hehehhe biggrin Now i would enter you .... ermmmm i mean your competition....... but you haven't said what the prize is ....... and as for rules !!! The game continues and the clock is ticking .... ....... tick tock, tick tock..... Have fun xxxxxx :D Post edited 20-07-2006 18:23