Evil_klown's Forum Posts

29 Jan 2006

I got sent one similar to that n it was bout stuffing a turkey pmsl!!!!! :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy:

29 Jan 2006

LMFAO!!!!!!!! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: Thats well funny!!!!!! Mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

27 Jan 2006

Id have to say she wasnt genuine hun!!!! lol i mean has she ever gone on cam.....she may b on the swing alot but ffs its a cartoon they can super impose shit lmao i have often wondered tho lmfao!!!! :clap: :clap:

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25 Jan 2006

LOL didnt mean it as cheeky!!!! meant it as the old ones are massive and sum r the size of a brick pmsl!!!! No cheekyness was meant lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :moon: :moon: :moon: Post edited 25-01-2006 15:21

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25 Jan 2006

[quote user=cmandcd]Remembering a chat up line that someone once tried on me " You have really nice small hands....... They'll make my cock look bigger! " Wouldn't a smaller phone be better? lol

[/quote] Pmsfl!!!! Was thinking the same thing!!!!!!! Best not to use a larger fone marc lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon:

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25 Jan 2006

Funnily enuff me and charlie seemed to keep most of our clothes on pmsl!!!!!! Mayb u men are just stupid lmao!! jus kidding!! ;) ;) ;) Im still tryin to think of a porn name pmsl i can only just manage doing that hehehehehe xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy:

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23 Jan 2006

yeh i saw the nokia fone one made me laff lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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23 Jan 2006

[quote user=cutiecarly]right what i wanna know is why men put things next to their cocks, like cans, and pens, and phones, lol am i missing some big turn on or something?? i would be really embarisd if i saw rich had done that pmsl mwahx xxxxxxxxxx[/quote] PMSL to show their size of course!!!! or they cld b doin it to say i can use this aswell lmao!!! :moon: :moon: :moon:

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22 Jan 2006

Well you lot I seem to have stired up something here.I do realise there are some very switched on young ladies like dee, carly and cm OI!!!! lol im switched on pmsl wot bout me!!!!! :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: xxxxxxxxxxxx Post edited 22-01-2006 19:05 Post edited 22-01-2006 19:05

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22 Jan 2006

[quote user=fordy269]pmsl.. What on earth were you doing putting it up your nose?? lol

[/quote] Warwicks not to good an aim when hes pissed lol!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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21 Jan 2006

[quote user=cmandcd][quote user=cutiecarly]oh my god how painful is it in the eye!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote] Damn painful! lol

[/QUOTE OMG!!!! pmsl soooooo painful.... and up the nose makes ya choke pmsl!!!! :lol: :lol:

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21 Jan 2006

[quote user=marcgold4] Whilst on the subject I am a little concerned we seem to be having quite a lot of very young ladies "looking to explore their bi side " n my view it is a worrying trend if at the age of 18 to 20 years old they are thinking like that. smile

[/quote] Just clear sumthing up for me please marc? Do you mean that girls of the age of 18-20 are 2 young to b thinkin that they may be bi?? :-? :-? :-? Sumwhat confused if that is the case as age has nuthin 2 do wiv it.... Take care xxxxxxx

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17 Jan 2006

[quote user=warwickshirecpl]hey guys i think ya all a bit lazy :mad: we are in the mids we have traveled up north AND down south . go on get in ya car make an effort biggrin

:D. get off ya :moon:s n have some fun lol

[/quote] Totally agree wiv ya guys!!!! we have travelled a fair bit aswell!!!! :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :moon: :moon: :moon:

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15 Jan 2006

I stand corrected then lol...where did u go 2 find that out lol and i was just goin by Ricky Gervais Animals pmsl..... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :moon: :moon: :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: Post edited 15-01-2006 23:43

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14 Jan 2006

Also........ lol Human birth control pills work on gorillas. No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half! The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds! Cat urine glows under a black-light! You're born with 300 bones, but when you get to be an adult, you only have 206! Thats well odd!!!! Slugs have 4 noses! PMSL!!!!! Thats all lol mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: lol

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13 Jan 2006

[quote user=cutiecarly] the daddy long legs is not the most poisonous spider in the world. [/quote] Lol ACTUALLY it is!!! it just doesnt have any teeth to puncture ya skin to give u its venom!!!! PMSL mwah xxxxx

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13 Jan 2006

Did you know..... The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out. Most lipstick contains fish scales.. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. Turtles can breathe through their butts. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!! And thats ya lot pmsl more tmrw....lol :lick: :lick: :moon: :moon: :doggy: lol

:lol: :lol:

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10 Jan 2006

[quote user=cutiecarly]Yes big brother rocks!! hehe laws boobs are just too big and she obviously cannot see the tv!! :P :P :P [/quote] PMSL!!!!!! nah i just hate it lol!!!! But hey look i changed my mind on buffy for ya Woman wot more do ya want?!?!?!?! :moon: :moon: :moon: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: lol

:lol: :lol: Mwah xxxx

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8 Jan 2006

If my laptop didnt freeze ALL the time and not let me go in chat id say laptop lol cos its far more comfortable....but the desktop is alot easier n doesnt freeze at all!!! DAMMIT!!

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8 Jan 2006

Yes still intouch wiv 1st cplwe swung wiv chat a fair bit, only met once (unfotunately LOL) but hopin 2 meet up again soon xxxx :doggy: :doggy: :moon: :lick:

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8 Jan 2006

Swallow definately!!! lol rude not 2!!! LOL mwah xxxx Love Law xxxx

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8 Jan 2006

Hey Swingin my lovely how the devil r ya? We are very well thanks babe xxxx Pete Burns may be a bloke but he has to have the best bone structure ever!!!! all surgically enhanced of course lol!! cant say much bout his lips tho lol sumthin went wrong there me thinks!!! and it was said it did lol..... OK.....rumour has it that Ross Kemp was paid 1 million to return to Eastenders for that short time!!!!! mwah xxxx :moon: Post edited 08-01-2006 14:44

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8 Jan 2006

Ok did u know that almost every woman has one boob bigger than the other???? xxxxxxx :moon:

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7 Jan 2006

OK brian from big brother is who little britain based the only gay in the village on!!!! And i know this froma little britain documenty thing not wanky big brother!!!! :lick: :wank: :wank: :lick: :doggy:

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7 Jan 2006

Big brother sucks bag of shite!!!! An u started mockin me 1st i think its funny!!!!cos ur gettin angry that imthe last one 2 post hahahahahahaand callin me a cockthats hardly very friendly is it? pmsl :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :moon: :moon:

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7 Jan 2006

Big brother sucks so im gonna continue doin it pmsfl!!!!!! :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: MWUUUUUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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7 Jan 2006

oh girl it is so on!!!! :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :clap: :clap: :clap: :devil: :devil: :devil: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: mad