ddave69's Profile

19 Jun 2008

anyone up for a meet this fri or sat night in either hants wilts or berks area im in need of a fun night out with some sexy people any couplrs looking for a voyeur?

View Post

18 Jun 2008

hey funks,sorry i couldnt get on fri as i hoped il be on ova next couple of days tho so keep ya eye out for an email. you know id love to play with you anytime gorgeous cant wait to see ya xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

View Post

10 Jun 2008

hey there ianndd, im interested in meetin up with ya 4 some fun,also happy to just accompany ya and watch if you like. i remenber how nervous my previous partner was on the first few occasions so happy to do this and make the lady feel safe. :thumbup:drop me a line if you are interested. have fun

View Post

6 Jun 2008

cmon then funks lets go,dont mind you pissin but not on the chairs! if your really good youll get a juicy boner while were out xxx

View Post

6 Jun 2008

thankyou gorgeous its good to be back in the clouds with you. you were lookin incredible the other night, kept me UP for hours, wheres my tea and toast tho??????? keep smilin sexy good to see you so happyxxx

View Post

31 May 2008

hey funks where are you?????????????????????? was talkin to northy earlier and he said hed love to join us 4 a stroll,,, so how bout it gorgeous??? you gamexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

View Post

31 May 2008

hey funks where are you ,:sticky: my cloud is so lonely without you come back sexy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love:

View Post

30 May 2008

how bout we take a stroll in the daytime then, you just let me know when you fancy it, quite like the idea of it myself. dont you worry bout no boogie men either il take good care of you. you can allways invite northy too and youll be extra safe then xxxx well maybe!!!!!!!!

View Post

30 May 2008

id love to fuck you sexy anytime.......xxxxxxxxxxxx

View Post

26 May 2008

you dont need to be afraid sexy , il take good care of you, now fetch your lead and lets get strollin....................... nothin to fear in the woods after dark except a damn hard shag mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm can i use my invite yet sexy funksxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

View Post

26 May 2008

hey funks so sorry for the absence lately ive been moving and had to have some tests done in hospital but all ok now and back for good want you to know i still love ya :love::love::love::love:missed your sexy ass a lot so how bout you send me a pic of it with a kiss? oh yeh when we gonna hook up for a drink then gorgeous?xxxxxxxxxxxx

View Post

5 May 2008

sexy mrs funks :doggy:invite accepted, and yeh i trust you in the woods after dark with or without rover. look forward to takin a stroll with ya sexy xxxxxx

View Post

5 May 2008

why the

funks????me dead,, confused

never . only the good die young sexy so im safe as fk!!!!!and thanks for the welcome kiss

sounds interesting norfy tell all

View Post

1 May 2008

hey norfy n ive got a dog norfy, fancy walkin the fka for me,:thumbup: would be good of ya mate thatll free me up some time to chat with our supersexy fellow inmate funksx bit naughty that funkmaster!!!!!! hey funks wheres my invite to the:doggy: party?xxxxxxxxxx:sticky::sticky:

View Post

1 May 2008

hey funks n norfy wave

soz 4 bein absent so long major probs with laptop!!! :upset: good to be back at the maaaaaaaadhouse have missed ya, norfy keep both hands on the keyboard whilst talkin to sexy funks and the blood will stay in the brain:wank: allowing you to type succesfully mate, lol

see what you do to us funks with that sexyness of yours:smitten::smitten::smitten:

View Post

18 Apr 2008

hey john welcome to the maaaaaaadhouse wave

hope you have fun,fancy gettin caught with ya pants down by ya dad northy!!!!!:lol2:

View Post

17 Apr 2008

fuk me northy what ya waitin for???? when a sexy lady like funky asks that of ya i thought you wouldve come runnin,pardon the pun! bolt

View Post

16 Apr 2008

funks:love: ,we can play any game you fancy , kerplunk if you wanna pull some sticks with northy n me til the balls unload and you win, twister if you want to bend ova the board and stretch wide , allowing us to reach the right spots!!, hey northy who said i had me trousers on? no way mate i thought you had to free the balls in kerplunk so theyre out n about mate :grin:

View Post

15 Apr 2008

:doh: fukit sorry mate:giveup: ,me n me gob! only human tho, the thought of naked twista n funks was too much,trousers got tight as i lost blood to the brain,ooo fkit not again gotta go!!!!!!!!!!!!!:wank:

View Post

14 Apr 2008

hey funks xxx northy smile

fancy not invitin me down frm me cloud to play with ya, you know i want to ;)naked kerplunk thats a new one,, if funks pulls out the last stick will ur balls drop northy???:lol2: like the sound of that naked twister funks left leg blue spot right leg red spot middle leg pink spot mmmmmmmmm lol

View Post

13 Apr 2008

oh yeah funks We love you too xxxxxxxxxxxxxx :love::love::love::love:

View Post

13 Apr 2008

hey northy , i know what you mean about bein unda funks spell, how could any mere mortal resist :smitten: how bout you mate any recruits? its quiet up here in the clouds lately:sticky: hope youve had a good wkend mate :grin:

View Post

13 Apr 2008

hey funks xxxx glad to see your havin a good wkend, go for it sexy :smile2: as for bein good nah be bad its much more fun :devil:you know you can get :doggy: anytime when your as hot as you xx no new recruits on my cloud yet,:sticky: how bout you??

View Post

12 Apr 2008

then you definately must be as maaaaad as me mate , you have to be to get thru it all. so an official welcome to the maaaaadhouse , heres to ya:beer: funkys quiet now i thought she was gonna wear you out for the wkend but i guess you got the better of her!!!:sleeping:

View Post

11 Apr 2008

hey,tis good to hear from ya mate, hope you n funks had a good time and heres to you two too,:beer: had a few meself today ..has to be done now and then. we'll have to get together and have a beer sometime.. bin off work with kids on half term meself ...aaaaaaargh... cant wait to get back to work for some peace . spk soon;)

View Post

11 Apr 2008

Glad you like the name sexy ,so are we settin up a new group here funks ??? and whats up with northy hes gone all quiet? is it about the uniform thing? i was only playin... see you in the clouds :sticky:

View Post

10 Apr 2008

mmmm would love to spank that sexy ass of yours funky ,amongst other things.:smitten: nothin wrong with enjoyin bein mad either. loon

id like you to try and wear me out...:thumbup: how bout funkyfukas mad house???xxx

View Post

9 Apr 2008

hey funky xx i have to admit i like bein maaaad:crazy: lifes too short to be serious eh,a few more like us would be good. you got a deal sounds like a good idea to me , we need to get recritin, and as for fuckin for england count me in:lick:love the view from under here sexy rolleyes

hope to see you in the clouds soon:sticky: xxxxxx

View Post

9 Apr 2008

not sure on the dress code there but wouldnt mind finding out tho.. and im sure you would look good m8, even in that outfit !!!! lol

dont forget to post us a pic eh could be a giggle :laughabove:

View Post

7 Apr 2008

hi northlondon12 thanx for the welcome mate and will bear that in mind, funky... mad.....never.... planet funky must be a cool place,she had me laughin for sure. you cant help but love her. x

View Post

Forum