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Hi all , im a new member here and would like to say hi to all the sexy peeps here , looking forward to making new friends here and having fun. x
just a friendly hi and welcome..... so hi and welcome lol xxx [quote]
:inlove: hey sexy dave, how ya doin??? it was really nice chattin wiv u the day/nite.....:mrgreen: if u need any help or advice,loon u kno where i am!! take care, hav lots of sexy fun and stay safe!! btw.... yes i am fuckin maaaaaad and nearly always twaated, dont always talk alot of sence, giggle alot,:O put 1 hand ove me eye to read, (this is very normal 4 me, so if u see me doin it, take no notice and dont b alarmed....lol) oh yes....my fav mode of transport...me cloud:sticky:....u kno... those big wht fluffy things in the sky!!! i live on planet funky....:laughabove: oh and i hav very strange friends that cum to play wiv me sumtimes.....lol) apart from all that....im normal and very sexy!!! funkyD xx:P
hey funky, thanx, it was good talkin to you too, you dont seem mad to me sexy, in the clouds myself most days aswell so who knows maybe we'll bump into each other up there one day eh !!! hope to see you online soon xxxxxxxxxxxx
Oi funks well done looks like the curse has bin lifted dave has`nt run away to the secret island. welcome dave but mate don`t be fooled funky is a great person but you will find out she is a complete nutta but a nice nutta,an I must say I luv er dearly she is me best mate on here,an if you wanna know anyfing ask her mate she`ll be no fukin use but you`ll laugh beleive me. hehehehe. oh an don`t beleive her if she says i`m mad cos i`m the only sane one on here. :bounce::bounce:
hi northlondon12 thanx for the welcome mate and will bear that in mind, funky... mad.....never.... planet funky must be a cool place,she had me laughin for sure. you cant help but love her. x
Oh yeh it is a cool place but is the dress code big pants an knee sox, funky looks great but i look awfull the pants make bum look big. :giggle::giggle:
not sure on the dress code there but wouldnt mind finding out tho.. and im sure you would look good m8, even in that outfit !!!! lol dont forget to post us a pic eh could be a giggle :laughabove:
dave and norffy, im sittin ere wiv me wine and pringles and gigglin away 2 myself ova wot u two r sayin..........and u say im maaaaaad.....:fuckinghell:...?? well fuck me ova a barrel, its u 2 that r maaaaad..loon....but hey it feels ace doesnt it......sp needs more happy maaaaad sexy peeps......we shud start a cult, recruit peeps, lets make a pact........'we r ere to make sexy peeps, happy, smile and fuckin fuck 4 england'...:doggy:...deal???:clap: funkyD xx:P
wavehey funky xx i have to admit i like bein maaaad:crazy: lifes too short to be serious eh,a few more like us would be good. you got a deal sounds like a good idea to me , we need to get recritin, and as for fuckin for england count me in:lick:love the view from under here sexy rolleyeshope to see you in the clouds soon:sticky: xxxxxx
im not maaaad funks i`m bi polar but its good cos all couples who only meet couples can meet both of me. fuckin for england sounds good funks can we start friday. hee hee hee hee. :happy::happy:
glad u like ur view dave......think my ass needs a spankin, u fancy doin it?? yes norffy we cud start fri but u dont wanna b worn out for u the weekend....now do u??:thumbup: and u both kno me, i love bein maaaad, best way to be!!:sticky: rite wheres me folder thingy so i can start recruitin for our happy cult........we need a name tho.......any ideas?? funky xx:P
U cud`nt wear me out nutta.flipa That reverse psycology funks i think:giggle:
boinkmmmm would love to spank that sexy ass of yours funky ,amongst other things.:smitten: nothin wrong with enjoyin bein mad either.loon id like you to try and wear me out...:thumbup: how bout funkyfukas mad house???xxx
sorted....... funkyfuckas maaaaad house!!! funkyD xx:P
Glad you like the name sexy ,so are we settin up a new group here funks ??? and whats up with northy hes gone all quiet? is it about the uniform thing? i was only playin... see you in the clouds :sticky:
Dave me gone quiet nah is jus that i bin to work all day an me an the funks ave been rippin up the bars in clapham this afternoon an i jus got in. but don`t worry dave we did raise a glass to you matey.:beer::beer:
hey,tis good to hear from ya mate, hope you n funks had a good time and heres to you two too,:beer: had a few meself today ..has to be done now and then. we'll have to get together and have a beer sometime.. bin off work with kids on half term meself ...aaaaaaargh... cant wait to get back to work for some peace . spk soon;)
hee hee I know what yer mean dave i`m a single dad too. :crazy:
then you definately must be as maaaaad as me mate , you have to be to get thru it all. so an official welcome to the maaaaadhouse , heres to ya:beer: funkys quiet now i thought she was gonna wear you out for the wkend but i guess you got the better of her!!!:sleeping:
Yeh unfortunately she seems to be able to resist me dave, but if i keep gettin her pissed u never know. Hee hee hee :bounce::bounce::bounce:
hey u two, im ova ere.....:bounce: im gettin pissed:beer: and hopefully twatted:fuckinghell: and if im a good girl ....fucked!!:doggy: hehe:lol2:hehehe funkyD xx:P hey luv ya both.....:smitten: hey hav u recruited any1 yet???:small-print:
Don`t worry funks I aint forgot where you are you know u got my attention all the time that you want it fucka,I told yer I`m under your spell you dirty fucka. :inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: Luv ya loads fucka!!!
wavehey funks xxxx glad to see your havin a good wkend, go for it sexy :smile2: as for bein good nah be bad its much more fun :devil:you know you can get :doggy: anytime when your as hot as you xx no new recruits on my cloud yet,:sticky: how bout you??
wavehey northy , i know what you mean about bein unda funks spell, how could any mere mortal resist :smitten: how bout you mate any recruits? its quiet up here in the clouds lately:sticky: hope youve had a good wkend mate :grin:
oh yeah funks We love you too xxxxxxxxxxxxxx :love::love::love::love:
im bored folks...........any1 wanna play??? funkyD xx:P
Funks you know I`d luv to play wiv you name ya game. :taz: