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andyprime
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 39
0 miles · Hertfordshire
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right lets give this ago
1. My names Andy...if you havnt already guessed then please leave the building ^^
2. Im 23
3. Is the number of ex gf's (so far)
4. Is the number of friends that I call brother
5. I'm from Watford
6. I hate football
7. I'm a gemmini
8. Wouldn't go as far as to say that I worry alot I just like to tread carefully
9. My music tase can go from the man in black himself johnny cash to mudvayne
10. I've got a right geeky side when it comes to transformers
11. Tattoo's so far ^^
12. I love to ride motorbikes..it's very much part of my life and soul
13. Um I enjoy good old slasher flicks like friday the 13th
14. Alien, aliens, aliens3 and the AvP films are some of my fav horror films
15. I went through puberity!
16. I've been told I'd been the perfect german with my blond hair and blue eyes?!?
17. Once in a while I feel like no one loves me
18. When I'm older I would love to be married and have kids
19. I'll put my brothers first above all else (ok I know this is number 19 but don't start lol)
20. I can hold a convo that does not involve just sex talk
21. I can be a right dirty bugger
22. Will there be cookies
23. They dont get how crazy they are...cause they stole the crackers hmm (if any1 gets this you win 1000 internets)
24. Goth chicks get me going ^^
25. Loves to party like it's 1999
Sexpert
[quote user=serens40]You and a hundred other guys nobby ... see the advice in other threads hun regarding single guys, it is worth reading and heeding ... good luck x[/quote]
Tis true it takes awhile, not had much luck myself thought somthing came along last night and it ended up a waste of time but meh theres always another day
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[quote user=funkydiva35]U outta really u old fucka, cus if u dont ul end up like me.......lol
U kno id buy u a cake hunni but i aint goin to mk..... Boooooo[/quote]
Your as young as you feel babes....wait my last gf was 39 does that make her 23 or me 39?????. Well i'll do the whole marrige thing after I get my harley. Cant belive your not coming to MK who am I ment to pester and hide behind if I get into trouble ?
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[quote user=funkydiva35]Iv neva done a teacher while at skool, but i hav fucked in a skool in my youger frivous day! Lol
And thanx sexy cc, diva suits me, but im more dizzy than dunce me thinks! Lol[/quote]
Darn i missed out in my school days then!.Still bloody Missing out on it now ^^
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thats true I dont think funkys had her way with a young man on a motorbike (and Im not talking about me..for once), yeah this maths teacher was every school boys wet dream! in the summer she'd wear blouses with the buttons at the top undone and well a few times she had a lil nipple slip, Given the chance I'd done some after class maths with her ^^
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[quote user=baylisstic]andy....airing my ignorance,but what is airsofting :-?[/quote]
Just think of paintballin but much more..realistic (minus the killings) type it in to youtube or somthing, we need more female members down to these sort of things, it's great watching um run. Talk about bay-watch ^^, nah im kidding it's more fun to shoot um in the arse.
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hmm I'd say somthing thats shows off the charcter of the person say if they like alt music maybe a lil goth outfit in a nice candle lit room, best one of me I've got is when I'm airsofting but due to the fact theres a rifle in the photo I cant show it (which is a shame as it really catches the moment well).
If your going for sexy then just show a lil bit of leg or in funky's case a nice arse ^^, for men I guess somthing that dont involve waggling their wang lol, think black and white type of pics look beter on men (have to try it tonight)
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[quote user=ceylon1]ooooh good taste, Mr Cey used to have a Yamaha Dragstar 650 :thumbup:
He has an old mans Harley Davidson Vrod 1200 these days and I think he spends more time rubbing it than he does me :haha::haha::haha:
Actually, my biggest fantasy does involve two biker guys and little old me.
Mrs Cey xxxxxxxxx[/quote]
Lol would he mind polishing off my one then it's dirtier then my mind atm....tell ya what being single and drinking two cans of red bull is not a good idea, even a cold shower wont help!
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[quote user=oliviak]Ok one of my fantasies....
Being kidnapped by a gorgeous sexy man in uniform, for him to take me away on his big roaring motorbike to a secret destination... handcuffs, blindfold... mmmmm
Bit like the end of An Officer and a Gentleman really only dirtier and naughtier :giggle:[/quote]
Would a yammaha 650 classic dragstar count as big roaring motorbike? ^^....I hope so she's a beast to ride somtime and the semi stright through pipes give her a nice growl when she opens up
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[quote user=funkydiva35]i jus want a norty ikkle angel to remind me of my mommy who i miss dearly......:angel:[/quote]
If your serious about it why not have a good sniff round the local tattooists in your area, though if you know how to get to potters bar thers one there called michael rose tattoo's (I think). Bit of a joker but is a nice bloke, and make sure you go with somone as well as it gets a lil dull sitting there on your own listening to the tattoo needle.
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[quote user=serens40][quote user=andyprime][quote user=serens40]No imagination Andy?[/quote]
Me Im sweet and innocent![/quote]
And I'm the reincarnation of mother teresa :giggle:[/quote]
Ah ha! So this is where Mother teresa has been hiding all these years, Talking about licking tattoo's a friend of mine had this butterfly done on her hip the bottom of the wings ended up right next to..well we can gather where (nice shave job as well) and wow didnt I want to wear her legs as earrings. Pure Yummy!
