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andyprime
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 39
0 miles · Hertfordshire
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Sexpert
My tattooist was talking to me about gettin a pinup done on my leg, so was flicking through what ever pics where around and saw one of your's and I was like "perfect" though im gonna goth/rock her out a lil, then I thought "wait does gettin a tattoo of funky count as stalking"?
Sexpert
[quote user=funkydiva35]hey guys....
cum on he is a newbie soooooo doesnt really undastand how things work on ere, im very much the same as u lot, i instantly thought, mate ur takin the piss, but we all started sumwhere, soooooo he only put down wot he wanted and altho i dont agree wiv him, fair play, most single guys on ere put fuck all, least this naive newbie is tryin.....he aint gonna get in my pants....lol.....but i admire his enthusiasm!!
but the sexy peeps r rite....get ur ass in the chatroom, get urself known, show respect, and u will get respected....and the shags will cum, it will not b easy but wen they cum....ul b in heaven.....
diedrie diva signin off.....
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Tis true I've been trying to get in funky's pants for ages but she said my arse was to big!, nah mate we single guys are all in the same boat for the 1 decent single guy you get 10 :wank:, so as the girls say just chill. and enjoy the site ^^
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Tis true I've been trying to get in funky's pants for ages but she said my arse was to big!, nah mate we single guys are all in the same boat for the 1 decent single guy you get 10 :wank:, so as the girls say just chill. and enjoy the site ^^ Sexpert
Ah see fruit I like an honest thought once in awhile, my mum and dad hate the idea of tattoo's and when they found out I had one I thought I was going to be out on my arse. But thankfully they didnt really mind as long as I didnt get anymore..I just wont tell um about my back and legs then ^^
Sexpert
well in a nut shell it's all about your good side/bad side Im right handed so my right arm is stronger but it has no heart (ok your heart sits in the middle but meh) the left side is weakest but the heart makes up for it, so in a nut shell theres my good side and my bad side ^^
Sexpert
[quote user=costacouple]my man mark just has my name tattooed on his arm.
Funny but it makes me understand that he is mine and even after the most fabulous parties and swinging experiences he loves me and we are together.
silly i know but thats me xxxxx Shazzy[/quote]
Ah but is it silly to you?, thats what counts if he is happy and you are happy with it then thats good.
Sexpert
[quote user=serens40]Can be kinda cool as far as I'm concerned as long as their not plastered all over lol[/quote]
Ah slight problem them got just a few "small ones" lol, Think for me it's the design and reason behind the tattoo I go for. I'm not the biggest fan of tribel, but then not everyone will like my transformers tattoo's haha.
Sexpert
Right here we go ^^ Okay I love airsofting (sort of like paintballing) and I've aways had this thing for playing the hunter and the hunted, would love to chase somone down in the rain coated in mud and have rampent sex up against a tree or somthing, Or to have sex on my bike just need to find somone nimble to try it with.
Sexpert
Wanker is the best way to describe this guy then Del, been on here for a couple of months and I dont expect rampent sex shows and easy sex, so I wouldnt worry what ever this guy says just laugh it off and think that this lil screen splasher is not even worth the agro over.
Sexpert
Just popping in to say thanks to one and all for a bloody good night, myself and Dan had a brill time and I think Dan said the best thing to me that night "I'm glad you dragged me out tonight" so once again a big thank you to thoses who made the new guys welcome and a thank you must go to jeff for gettin us in for free to the club. Next time we'll try and stay a lil more sober.
Many thanks Andy and Dan
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well if ya dont mind me popping down I'd love to come as long as there is a hot cup of tea in the deal as well it tends to be a lil cold on a bike this time of year ^^. If somone could pass me the details i.e prices, post code and dress code (dont think bike leathers will get me into clubs)
