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andyprime
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 39
0 miles · Hertfordshire
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[quote user=qanda]What about Father Christmas & the tooth fairy are they all real I know the faries at the bottom of my garden are as well cos Ive spied em 
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Well i know for a fact that Mrs Christmas is about I saw her just before xmas and I got a photo of her to prove it!.... so ok it's me in fishnets and a Mrs christmas set up
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Well i know for a fact that Mrs Christmas is about I saw her just before xmas and I got a photo of her to prove it!.... so ok it's me in fishnets and a Mrs christmas set up Sexpert
Bit of an odd one but how do you get to the MK stadium? Theres a geeky thing up there that me and my mates always go to, it used to be in the shoppin mall but it's now moved to the stadium, I know how to get to milton keynes it's just I'm not 100% sure where i need to go. Motorways are ok for me as well as the A roads.
Cheers.
P.s funy stop with the pic's it's not fair to tease a young single guy I'm vbery sweet and innocent =p
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[quote user=xfireballx]If you go down to the woods today,your in for a big surprise etc etc lol (song)
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well i would say big..unless you can call somthing that stands to the hight of your bottom rib big ^^, are these pills the happy "oh i love everybody" pills or the "my hands can touch everything but themselves!! oh wit they can do that as well?"
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well i would say big..unless you can call somthing that stands to the hight of your bottom rib big ^^, are these pills the happy "oh i love everybody" pills or the "my hands can touch everything but themselves!! oh wit they can do that as well?" Sexpert
Bit of bad news and good new for you sexy peeps, I cant make it to MK this time round with all the rally/biker do's and download coming up I'm more skint then a hobo at xmas. The good news is the ladies wont have to worry bout me trying to chat um up (If I had the balls to that is) ^^
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It's where we run around the woods with toy guys pretending to be army men:thumbup:, Good fun all year round..if you love to get muddy and coated in crap ^^.
Though the best thing I've done was got a THE best bj off a mates 25 year old step aunty whe I was like 18, she was stayin at theirs from keyna for alil while and well one thing led to another...ok ok I lied and said I had a huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge penis BUT nether the less she has a thing for white guys (me im ablino), but alas it was not ment to be as I was about to blow my load in her mouth or face I wasnt to sure what to do my mate started to come back down from his room so i had ta zip up really quick!
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The guys started to call me spider-man due to the fact that the lack of sex made me start to climb the walls! Though aloooong while before I got with the ex I went airsofting with a couple of the girls i know and yeah...one wanted to see the pump action I've got:eeek:! Which was all well and good till she told me she just brought some new toys for the "stap-on" and well ladies and gent I ran, I ran as far as my legs could take me or when the cops stopped me for streaking down the road, it's wasnt a great sleep after that!
But needless to say my arse is safe and sound and probs give our funks a run for her money with it's rather pert-ness
