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Seksy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 64
UK
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Warming the Bed
Well guys! we DOOoooooo exist! leave the Dodo's in peace and keep looking! Obviously we are as rare a breed as "genuine single guys" and yes there ARE a few out there ( i met one - hmmmmmm Mwah! xx)
Anyways personally i must be the only anti choc lady i know, don't do smarties or any other choc to speak of really, (maybe one sqquare of G*lxy once a quarter) BUT ... if you are talking red wine then; wahayhay,,, reel me in! and of course if a din-dins is thrown in too ......!
who said a way to a mans stomach ... wat about the way to soooooooosie's tum ? !!!!! :P
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FAO ADMIN.......ok i got that ,but what about an earlier Question about what sort of numbers does it take to get in the running so to spk?
And, i had an idea , what about updating that bit and making it "a couple of the month", "a girl of the month" and a "guy of the month"?!!
(and with regard to the latter we could maybe then begin to dredge out the gr8 pretenders too!)
Anyone else got thoughts about the monthly votes??
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Yep me too thinks M&M (sounds like choccies) and CC (sounds like a circular!!) have definately lost the plot....must be all that "swinging" through the trees with monkees, chimps and the like!
Have to say tho this thread has given me such a giggle!
:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
and YES ADMIN ... HELLLLLeeeOOOOOOHH.. HOW DOES ALL THIS SCORING GO ON?
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[quote user=beth123]I lost my virginity on an industrial estate riverbank with a security guard walking by! I have also done it in a council estate underpass and on a dancefloor in a nightclub. [/quote]
Ay??!!!! :-? how on earth ... dance floor? niteclub? sry M8 you'll have to unpack that one for me (in a manner of spkg!) musta bin wen theyd all gone home?
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Ay??!!!! :-? how on earth ... dance floor? niteclub? sry M8 you'll have to unpack that one for me (in a manner of spkg!) musta bin wen theyd all gone home? 
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[quote user=swingin_cat][quote user=terrygi]many yrs back 1977 broke into aunties garrage and did the deed in her little wolesley car, bloody hurt as well cos she ripped my foreskin wen she went down . ouch[/quote]
What model number and year of manufacture was the Wolsey?[/quote]
OMG! :O I may have been in the very same Wolsey! My first boyfriend in 1977 turned up with it one day and we went for a nice LONG drive!!! Say no more! Mind you I did NOT rip his manhood to shreds!!!
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There seems to be no tick box for a couple with an additional bi female! So i have to do this! I have a lovely relationship with my "perfect" couple for fun n frolics, but alas! I have to satisfy all their needs!!!! So, another "perfect" couple is sought! So guys n gals this could be ur ideal opportunity for a FFFMM sum! Let me know if you fancy and i will let you know more detail in time!!!! Mwah! xx (this is sincere not a wind up!) 8)
