Oh what a lovely penis! (war) x
Hey! very good! In the defence of Penis I would just like to say you are Always VERY keen to work but alas conversley in aggreement with management you do rather struggle with heat overload, fainting at the first opportunity! x
hey "cheap as chips!" is Tescos own "my babys" baby oil - not paticularly perfumed , in fact i 'd day Not at all smeelly or it
doesnt irritate ur avrage pussy (not that I have "an average pussy"!! u undastand!!
oh i dunno i be bak sunday /monday it late an i too sloshed
A gherkin, a cucumber and a Penis all having a cosy chat, they start to tell each other about what they're used for
The gherkin says, well, i get just get stuck in a jar of vinegar until i am required then someone will just come along and eat me whole.
The cucumber says, thats not bad, they chop me up before they eat me!
The penis says, hey you two got it easy, over and done with quick. Me, they lure me into a false sense of security;
they stroke me up and down til i get hard,
then they stick a bag over my head
then they push me into a dark cave and bash my head against the wall until i am sick!
And if that isn't bad enough, when they drag me out again I faint!
yippeeeeeee! my turn to get that 's' one in (see a few pages ago when i forgot alpha order!) Anyways....
Seven Brides for Seven Penis's (Brothers)
Hey, I don't know about control over the controls or anyone else for that matter I have a job keeping control of myself!
Think; living alone, 3 x remotes, few glasses of Red, maybe one too many, grabbing the controls and pressing madly and saying to myself, 'flippin eck I ran the batteries out on the dildo again' then, shortly after a few more random presses, a raised voice to myself saying - "Ya stoopid bag, that's the Music remote" !! :-?
Yes Guys, I'd be curious to know some thoughts. It seems to be thought that it's the women who are the 'attached' ones, but I definately get the impression it might be the guys who are quite attached to their ladies.
Penis the Gay Blade! (Zorro)
Sue thats brill, i like the Adult (1) lucky i have passed that stage!
Or, find a group of them and play stepping stones!
Penis come home!! (Lassie)
Hunk of the week!! of course! ok guys lets see those bod's! x :clap:
Ah! now marzipan i DOoooooo lurve! thankyou xx :lick: :lick: :lick:
ps .... "all we see" as in .... no other pics seen with cum shots very often, such as, no body pics let alone face!!
Ok - i just KNOW this is gonna be contentious but what the heck -
I personally (as broad minded as i think i am :-?) dont really like or get a kick out of all the guys' cum shots. Often it seems thats "all" we see! i lurve to see the lurvely variety of penis's but alas the ol' white stuff doesn't "do it" for me until i know someone. Am I alone guys and gals?? :O xx :P
ps ---- "?garlic butter"??? isnt that gonna be worse! Dont get me wrong, i lurve garlic butter but on my penis - hmmmmm..... need to think about that one! SS might need to too! :lick:
flippin eck Beo' ... every forum seems to have been started by you! ... anyone would think you trying to take over the world of forums!
but anyway these are my answers, if Anyone is vaguely interested....
1-lurve
2-cow
3-touch/massage
4-fags!(and i am ex smoker in my defence x)
5-?freely- "farkin el". Politely -'gordon bennett'
6-water (as in "NOT sports!!!!!")
7-banging doors waking me up!
8-estate agency (ask me why!)
9-bins
10-'hello susan, you have been/are a wonderful person and Mum, and as bad as you are i accept you as you are/have been.
well for me i had wondered about good old fresh air to wear out the offending aroma so to speak, but not sure S & S have time for such things - as they are the actual "holders" of said boyfriend so to speak! - And anyway not sure brandishing about one's 'alternative' boyfriend is such a good idea out of the sunroof on one's driving job!
h hay SS xx ;)
ok we are on K aren't we hows about Kiss the Penis! (Girls)
ooops sorry guys- hadnt noticed page 2! well its sort of late (tho not for me - having stayed up all nite and gone to bed at this am - but anyway i shall be back with that one and meanwhile think of another
x :rainbow:
