Couple in Stoke PLEASE stop sending us friends invites unless you have met us in person. Soft or Full swap - Same or Seperate room - Both play together or alone with single females, when Sasha is playing with a single female on her own Jed does not wish to watch or be present in the room. Lots of pictures of both of us here, .... Warning that section contains pictures of Jed Experienced couple in Stoke on Trent, enjoy socialising, playing, soft or hard. Lot's of do's n don'ts here because we don't want to waste anyones time. We can only travel within a reasonable distance. Jed: can make sex last the full 2 minutes and always puts the seat down, fully shaved, average endowment, long stayer. Sasha: Russian, which means she is kinda crazy but you knew that when you saw she was with me, she has lived in the UK for 16 years, we met at Chameleons almost 3 years ago when I worked at the club, so swinging is not knew to her nor is it something I introduced her to. - in our experience 98% of people who want to use alternative sites (you know the 3 letter one that gets deleted if you type it in your profile lol to communicate/show pictures/chat are either picture collectors, dreamers, timewasters or getting a kick out of chatting without any real hope of meeting up, for this reason we DON'T DO contact other than here on this site, sorry to the 2% of you who are genuine users. There is an age gap bewtween us, we know that, but for us it works, at 28 Sasha knows her own mind and what she likes, she is not some silly teenager seeking a father figure. For Jed age never comes into the equation, if I find someone attractive I find them attractive, they don't become less attractive to me just because I find that they are young or old. As for me, I am young at heart, slim and fit, I can spin upside down on a dance pole, understand "teenspeak" enjoy dancing or chilling, talk about IPods or the time we went swimming with the Titanic crew in 1912 ;) If you are put off by age that is your perogative, be it too young or too old for you, personally we think your missing out on meeting some great people but that is your choice, we are happy in the knowledge that there are 18-25 yr olds on here who would love to look as good as us and 50-60 yr olds that are as sexy as hell and look better than us. But please if you do have age criteria and we don't fall into it do not expect us to meet up, if your age cap is 35, or 45 etc stick to it don't be a hypocrit because we will respect your limits and not meet you, we are niether hypocrits or charity cases. The same goes for "won't meet smokers" we don't blame you, we are different to non-smokers and if you don't like smokers that's fine, that's your choice and we respect it, but if your profile says "won't meet smokers" don't message us for meets please we are fed up with you wasting our time when we have to reply pointing out we are smokers. We are here for real meets, socially or playing but not for camming, cyber sex, e-mail tennis or picture swapping. We like people similar to ourselves who are fun to spend time with, slim and not hardened swingers, playing only when the chemistry is right and not for thier partner or for the sake of it. We occasionally play with single guys but only at the clubs we visit, contacting us on here will only show us you have no respect for our wishes and eliminate any chance of us ever playing with you and you will just be added to our blocklist. Single females, we both play with them at the clubs but to be honest there are more timewasting single females than there are single males and couples so we don't arrange meets with you online unless you are prepared to accept a phone call from Sasha within an hour of mailing us. Sorry to the genuine single females but it's just not worth the time trying to sift through to find you. We are available daytimes/evenings and weekends so why not send us a wink and who knows we may wink you back (lol) Yes we do love winks, but think about it please, if you wink us and have no pictures on your profile we are not going to wink you back, neither will we wink you back if you only have pics of 1 of you or no profile information, it's crazy we may be sending the wrong signal because after seeing pictures we might like you but how can we wink to say we like you if we have never even seen you both ? We won't consider a meeting without seeing pictures of both of you unless the only one of you that wants to play is the one with the pictures on your profile ;) boobs, pussy and cock pics do nothing for us without a full body shape picture, face pics can be sent with your mail to us. Jed is straight but not homophobic or anti bisexuality, the only time I play with cocks is when someone disrespects the fact that I am straight then I like to play with a cock and two house bricks at the same time :) **everyone dies - but not everyone lives** Friends are like knickers....Some crawl up your arse....Some snap under pressure...Some don't have the strength to hold you up... Some get a little twisted...Some are your favorite... Some are holey...Some are cheap and just plain nasty...And some do actually cover your arse when u need them too:-)***UPDATE 29 APRIL"*** Please don't contact us unless your hoping to meet within 2 weeks, just wait until your ready to meet then we can discuss any questions you have prior to meeting. If you wink us and we don't wink back it means that we either feel that we are not sexually compatible or simply do not know because there are no pictures, pictures of only one of you, pictures which don't really tell us much about you ie tits, boobs, cocks or pussies only and we won't waste your time misleading you by winking back. Please note, as to be expected with his age, Jed suffers intermittently with "oldtimers" (althzhiemers disease) there is nothing to be alarmed about but this may cause him to stare at boobs and bottom when talking to you, during severe attacks he may even want to kiss your boobs, Doctors advise that the best course of action during these times is to pretend nothing is happening and let him get on with it,ignore him the attack will probably fizzle out after about 10 minutes or if it does get worse he will lick your pussy, again Doctors advise you to ignore this and let him carry on until the attack subsides ;) giggles Couple in Stoke on Trent, can accommodate but cannot travel, seeking like minded couples for full or soft swap fun. Only looking for couples in relationships not FB's If you do not have pictures of both of you in your public gallery (full body clothed are fine/faces blocked out if you prefer) or send them with your first contact (ie in your mail) then we probably won't get back to you. Jed, average endowment, 5ft 7ins, slim, fit, fun with gsoh. Sasha, 34B, slim, toned, tanned, 5ft 7ins variable hair colours lol. We are both happy for Sasha to play alone Fem on Fem without Jed or any other male being present in the room Sasha doesn't like above average endowedment (never had kids, slim and not into pain lol) If it's not on our "interests" list we are probably not interested in it .... giggles We only play with people who always practice safe sex. Happy to meet on a "no strings" basis to ensure everyone is happy to take things further, if not happy to have made some new friends. Friends Invites - We only accept people onto our friends list that we have met in person. We are looking for like minded slim, fun people who can travel to ours (accommodation available overnight) We work from home and have no children so are available almost anytime. Our likes *Fun people who like to socialise as well as play *People who are happy to meet on a "no strings" basis *People who kiss during play though this is not essential *Those who contact you with a view to meeting within the month **If you won't stand behind our troops when they are in the firing line - Please feel free to stand in front of them** Things we dislike *Winks or Mails from people without public photos *Winks or Mails from people without pictures of the male on thier profile *People who mislead others with 2, 3, or 10 year old pictures on thier profiles that bear no resembelence to the real them or pictures which hide reality like beer bellies. *Contact from people who are not hoping to meet within a month *People who contact us when thier profile says "won't meet smokers" *People who contact us when we are outside thier age criteria as stated on thier profiles *People who haven't bothered reading our profile and this bit :) It's only ever Jed online, Sasha just looks at the pictures of people who contact us :) to see if there is a mutual interest. If your going to message us please put catterpillar in the subject so we know you have read all this .... thanks Photographers and picture collectors please note: Jed does do modelling (mostly airfix tanks) but has occasionally done magazine cover shots (Altzhiemers Monthly and The Lancet)