We will only respond to "like your profile why not have a look at mine" if you have pictures (clothed pics are fine and preferred) and some information about yourself, meets etc, one paragraph profiles with no pictures or only close up body parts show us nothing on which we can base a decision as to if we want to chat about meeting or not.

Couple in Stoke on Trent seeking real meets only

Simply Jed, slim, fit, fun, 5ft 7ins, 53, gsoh, likes to pole dance, a little bit crazy, ok very crazy.

Crazy Ivan Sasha, Slim, size 10, 5ft 7ins, age 34, blonde, pretty, sexy, sensual, Bi-sexual.

SINGLE GUYS, not averse to single guys but when we want one we will either pick one at the club or contact one here, there is no need to mail contact us thanks.

We love our holidays and for the past few years have been going to Europe every month, short City breaks 3-5 days and beach holidays of 10 days, this year (2019) we will be cutting down this year as we want to work on the house and cannot afford to do both, that said we still expect to fit in 6 holidays kicking off with 10 days in Bulgaria in May again then 10 days in Crete in June (4th visit there).  What we would really like is to find a couple or single female to join us on our exploits, we often drive and always book 2 bedrooms apartments or Hotel suites so there are no travel or accommodation costs for those joining us, we have a 7 seat car so can "fit you in" (always room for a little one on top" :)

We rarely travel but can accommodate including overnight, we have 3 guest bedrooms and our own dedicated play bedroom, fully equipped massage room, fully equipped dungeon room with swing, cupids couch room (google cupids couch) gym and disco room with dance pole.

We have been together for 9 years now since meeting at Chameleons.

We work from home and don't have kids so pretty much available anytime, however, we do like our holidays and generally go abroad once month to different places.

If you dont have pictures in your profile or only have pics of dicks or pussy or boobs we are not interested. We all have preferences in who we have sex with, we have ours the same as everyone else. But everyone that we haven't met yet are simply someone who will become a friend when we do meet regardless of sexual compatibility

Never forget it takes 39 muscles to smile but only takes 14 to say Piss Off

We are not interested and don't have [removed], or anything like that, we are only interested in real meets.  Yes we do play alone sometimes though prefer to meet together for same or separate room fun.

We will always be respectfull to all present and expect the same in return.

Seeking like minded couples for no strings fun, never pushy, always happy to meet on a no strings basis to ensure everyone is happy to take things further if not greatfull to have made some new friends.

Always make sex last the full 2 minutes and always put the seat down, can tie my own shoelaces but need supervision when shopping.

Experienced in erotic massage and cuckolding (both as bulls).

Sasha is fully bisexual and Jed is straight but not homophobic so is comfortable around other males but will not do anything with them.

Capable pole dancer, fit, average endowment, extremely long stayer, can wear a carrier bag on request and have a fine collection of different styles.

Good sense of humour but bad catalogue of jokes.

I am built like an animal (sadly it's a hamster) that's average size for those who don't go round looking at hamsters penis's (yes there are still some out there that don't do that) I am an extremely long stayer, no honest, invite me round your house for a drink and I bring my suitcase and only buy a one way ticket.

Respect is paramount for us, respect for you, your partner and your partners mother we like animals and never slap pandas.

We know exactly what a woman wants so accordingly we bring loads of chocolate and can chat about shoes always allowing lots of time for the female to play with any other females in a 50 mile radius, see we DO know what women want

I am often asked to do modelling assignments (mostly by my grandkids for help with thier airfix aeroplanes but occasionally by SAGA for thier monthly magazine (coping with altzhiemers).

There is a saying where I come from that was always passed from one generation of locals to the next and that is "who is that twat Jed?"

We only add people to our friends list that we have met in person.