law you have to watch chan 4 on monday 11 o'clock
the perfect penis is on
pmsl!!!!!!
mwah xxxxxxxx
[quote user=cutiecarly]law you have to watch chan 4 on monday 11 o'clock
the perfect penis is on
pmsl!!!!!!
mwah xxxxxxxx[/quote]
yeah that's all about me carly!! lol
do you know what chris, i was thinking that too!! lol mwah xxx
Hmmm another swinging business opportunity - Manufacture 2/3rd size drink cans, pens, etc so guys can enhance the size of their cocks in comparitive pics, a bit like putting 6" tailpipes on smallbore Saxos and 106's ie. I have a big end but fuckall to drag it along!! So to speak...pmsl
[quote user=cmandcd][quote user=cutiecarly]law you have to watch chan 4 on monday 11 o'clock
the perfect penis is on
pmsl!!!!!!
mwah xxxxxxxx[/quote]
yeah that's all about me carly!! lol[/quote]
Yum pmsl heheheheh :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick:
hey i have nothing to say, just didnt want law to be the last post on my forum lol mwah xxxxxxx
ive just thought of something to say lol
i fell asleep really early last night and missed the perfect penis
what did i miss?????
do tell!!! mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Ahh is that what we saw, thought it was a Loch Ness monster biography!!! just goes to show that beauty is truly in the eye of the beholder...lol
lol
so does size matter?????
:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
I dnt have anything 2 say either just dont want Carly to b last person 2 post pmsl!!!!
:doggy: :moon: :doggy: :moon: :doggy: :moon: :wank: :wank: :devil:
In that penis program a man invented a wrench to make his bigger!!
A FUCKING WRENCH FFS
Heavy duty tools and man bits should never be mixed!! :moon:
[quote user=cutiecarly]lol
so does size matter?????
:devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:[/quote]
Girls who think size matters must be really shallow!!......................... or not as the case may be!! lol
[I]Jimmy Carr 2005[/I]
And girls who say "Don't worry it happens to lots of guys!"
1: Who are these other guys?
2: If it's happened to so many of them maybe it's your fault!
lol
[I]Jimmy Carr 2005.......again![/I]
jimmy carr rocks
lol
mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s im brian
guess what im watching
the worlds biggest penis!!!!
wicked!!!
have to say though i wouldnt let him any where near me! pmsl
mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
[quote user=cutiecarly]guess what im watching
the worlds biggest penis!!!!
wicked!!!
have to say though i wouldnt let him any where near me! pmsl
mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx[/quote]
PMSL!!!! I watched that 2!!!! OMG!!!! pmsl.....i wld run a fookin mile!!!!! :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon:
Glad you both watched it Carly and Evil!
Did you like the way they super imposed that ugly face over mine to hide my true identity? they made me a bit fatter too! amazing what they can do with computers now days!!
lol :moon:
how did i know there was going to be a comment from you lol
yeah i did reconise the twinkle in his eye chris. dont worry we all know its you babe!!!
mwah xxxxxxxx :doggy: :doggy: :moon: :moon: :P :P