Hi People

8 Jan 2006

swinging we luv ya to bits, but now you have enterd into our game and now you must come back and tell us something interesting. :moon:

8 Jan 2006

Fair dos!! Pete Burns (from Dead or Alive, and currently in Celeb BB), is actually a male!! lol

8 Jan 2006

Hey Swingin my lovely how the devil r ya? We are very well thanks babe xxxx Pete Burns may be a bloke but he has to have the best bone structure ever!!!! all surgically enhanced of course lol!! cant say much bout his lips tho lol sumthin went wrong there me thinks!!! and it was said it did lol..... OK.....rumour has it that Ross Kemp was paid 1 million to return to Eastenders for that short time!!!!! mwah xxxx :moon: Post edited 08-01-2006 14:44

8 Jan 2006

There was this chicken and they cut its head off and it kept runin around and stayed active for like 18 months!! theres a site for it and everything! :moon:

8 Jan 2006

Hi..... An interesting fact for u..... did u know an average hamster runs 8 miles a night!!! smile

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9 Jan 2006

Yes big brother rocks!! hehe laws boobs are just too big and she obviously cannot see the tv!! :P :P :P 8miles a night??? OH MY GOD now theres a new years resy for ya, run more then a hampster a day! lol mwah xxxxxxx luv ya 2 jt hun xxxxxxxx :moon: :doggy: smile

9 Jan 2006

Carly/Rich as newbies ourselves we should like to say Hi!! If we should we have any concerns or questions about this swinging thing perhaps we could contact you guys?...xxx

9 Jan 2006

pmsl yeah like we have a clue what we are going on about???? lol :moon: :moon: :doggy: lol

10 Jan 2006

well HHHHEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sexy Carly I know what your going on about it is your new years resolution to have loads more lol

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10 Jan 2006

[quote user=cutiecarly]Yes big brother rocks!! hehe laws boobs are just too big and she obviously cannot see the tv!! :P :P :P [/quote] PMSL!!!!!! nah i just hate it lol!!!! But hey look i changed my mind on buffy for ya Woman wot more do ya want?!?!?!?! :moon: :moon: :moon: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: lol

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10 Jan 2006

lol yes ur boobs are too big to see the tv. hehe yes that is true i did turn you on the buffy front. too bad rich hasnt gone the same way as you!!! he isnt happy with you leaving the hating buffy group!! lol marc your a cheeky man and keep going and i might just smack that bootie! lol byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee xx smile

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11 Jan 2006

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO carly YES YES YES PLEASE and I dont know about the man bit I am after all only a little boy well not so little lol

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12 Jan 2006

Hi Guys Im dave...i know a boring name. Ive been a member for a few months, but havent been on for ages. There are some very ATTRACTIVE people on this site. Ive sent a few emails but with limited replies. I can only think that i dont appeal to people, my profile is crap or the emails i send are rubbish and non personal. Maybe all. Anyway, i will keep trying to make contact...i know your out there Be cool to hear from anyone, male or female, be nice just to meet new friends and swap stories, photo's etc. Thanks for reading this, and happy contacting..you cant do any worse than me! Dave

12 Jan 2006

Hi guys.... I got told of an interseting thing the other day at work that I thought I would share with you.... Did you know that in Thialand for $100 (not sure exactly how much that is in english pounds) you can shoot a cow with a bazooka..... Talk about over kill... but might appeal to you guys out there!! lol I'm so full of useless information sometimes I suprise even myself!! lol Mrs.F xxx lol

12 Jan 2006

Hi Guys Im dave...i know a boring name. Ive been a member for a few months, but havent been on for ages. There are some very ATTRACTIVE people on this site. certainly this page has some lovely girls already. Ive sent a few emails but with limited replies. I can only think that i dont appeal to people, my profile is crap or the emails i send are rubbish and non personal. Maybe all. Anyway, i will keep trying to make contact...i know your out there Be cool to hear from anyone, male or female, be nice just to meet new friends and swap stories, photo's etc. Thanks for reading this, and happy contacting..you cant do any worse than me! Dave x

13 Jan 2006

Really fordy?? Why would anyone wanna do that to a cow?? Lol So what other little bits of information have you got?? I don't have any :-( lol Although does anyone know how parrots, or any type of bird has sex?? And also you know chickens eggs how come they don't turn in baby chicks all the time, you can have them for your breakfast!! Mwah luv carly xxxxxxxxxxxx We have our full membership back YESSSSSSSSSSSS LOL so we are new really!!!! Lol been a very happy year on the site, and looking forward to our next one mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Post edited 13-01-2006 0:29 Post edited 13-01-2006 0:30

13 Jan 2006

Hey dave, Not a boring name a very nice one. Well we had been members in the site for about 6months or so before we had out first meet, so don't be disheartened that you have been on the site for a little while Just as a single male you are at a disadvantage as there are many more single males, then there are females, males or couples that are looking for them. Just be patient, polite and sweet, get to know some people and im sure you will get a meet. Glad to see a nice face pic on your profile, maybe do you have some more to put on there. Have to say it is refreshing to see a nice pretty face then someone's head if you know what I mean wink wink (someone's cock who don't get my winking!) im actually winking as I write this?? how odd Anyway Wish you all the luck on the site dave mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxx p.s. and yes there are some very yummy ladies on this site, and i cant wait to get me hands on them!! Lol byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

13 Jan 2006

Did you know..... The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out. Most lipstick contains fish scales.. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different. Turtles can breathe through their butts. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!! And thats ya lot pmsl more tmrw....lol :lick: :lick: :moon: :moon: :doggy: lol

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13 Jan 2006

pmsl law!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and war!! lol ur4it, thats a scarey thought isnt it? tounge prints?? lol well most cheapy makeup will contain sheeps sweat and cows eye balls. the daddy long legs is not the most poisonous spider in the world. On the titanic if you had jumped off the boat you would have been dragged down, although staying on it would of pulled you down. I don't have any others! Lol and there only as I watched myth busters today lol mwahxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

13 Jan 2006

did you know that lipstick & chewing gum both contain chicken skin & bones.... (I know this as I used to work for a company that sold it) HOW GROSS IS THAT!!!!!

13 Jan 2006

oh by the way... Birds have it doggy style.. lol Also some birds have hareems & some are monogamous & some even swap partners.... We have more in common with birds than we thought... lol See told you I was full of useless info!! lol

13 Jan 2006

[quote user=cutiecarly] the daddy long legs is not the most poisonous spider in the world. [/quote] Lol ACTUALLY it is!!! it just doesnt have any teeth to puncture ya skin to give u its venom!!!! PMSL mwah xxxxx

13 Jan 2006

did you know that a giraffe has a 21 nch tongue.... also... its impossible to lick your own elbow.... go on I know you want to try & do it!! lol

14 Jan 2006

Also........ lol Human birth control pills work on gorillas. No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half! The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds! Cat urine glows under a black-light! You're born with 300 bones, but when you get to be an adult, you only have 206! Thats well odd!!!! Slugs have 4 noses! PMSL!!!!! Thats all lol mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: lol

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14 Jan 2006

hello on way out so quick reply to laws comment their teeth do penetrate the epidermis of the skin. then when they got the poison out of the dady long legs and tested it, it turned out to be NO WAY NEAR AS POSIONOUS AS THE BLACK WIDOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! right going to bogie the night away bye xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :moon: :moon: :moon: biggrin

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15 Jan 2006

I stand corrected then lol...where did u go 2 find that out lol and i was just goin by Ricky Gervais Animals pmsl..... xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :moon: :moon: :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: Post edited 15-01-2006 23:43

16 Jan 2006

where did i go?? lawlaw you should know by now that i am just a fountin of knowledge!!! too bad i dont have a spel check in me head though eh?? lol mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

19 Jan 2006

ok. i have one. did you know that a teaspoon of semen contains 5-7 calories? :O

20 Jan 2006

[quote user=ur4it][quote user=cnl4fun]a teaspoon of semen contains 5-7 calories? :O[/quote] I don't know.....you women are always talking about you diets! lol

[/quote] oh that type of food always goes straight to my hips.

20 Jan 2006

oh you're lucky bibi, it usually goes straight in my eye lol

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