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Fair dos!!
Pete Burns (from Dead or Alive, and currently in Celeb BB), is actually a male!! 
Warming the Bed
Hey Swingin my lovely how the devil r ya?
We are very well thanks babe xxxx
Pete Burns may be a bloke but he has to have the best bone structure ever!!!! all surgically enhanced of course lol!! cant say much bout his lips tho lol
sumthin went wrong there me thinks!!! and it was said it did lol.....
OK.....rumour has it that Ross Kemp was paid 1 million to return to Eastenders for that short time!!!!!
mwah xxxx
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Post edited 08-01-2006 14:44
Hi..... An interesting fact for u..... did u know an average hamster runs 8 miles a night!!!
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LOVA Y CARLY HUN!! MWAH
p.s: BB rocks!!!!!!!!!
Post edited 08-01-2006 17:16
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LOVA Y CARLY HUN!! MWAH
p.s: BB rocks!!!!!!!!!
Post edited 08-01-2006 17:16 well HHHHEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOO sexy Carly I know what your going on about it is your new years resolution to have loads more :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: and maybe some more :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: and you never know it could be from a :devil: :devil: :devil: like me but :cry: :cry: :cry: all you want to do is smack my :moon: :moon: :moon:
Luv Ya carly and keep smiling cause you have great dimples shame I cant check if you have dimples elswhere :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: and maybe some more :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: and you never know it could be from a :devil: :devil: :devil: like me but :cry: :cry: :cry: all you want to do is smack my :moon: :moon: :moon:
Luv Ya carly and keep smiling cause you have great dimples shame I cant check if you have dimples elswhere :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Warming the Bed
[quote user=cutiecarly]Yes big brother rocks!! hehe
laws boobs are just too big and she obviously cannot see the tv!! :P :P :P
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PMSL!!!!!! nah i just hate it lol!!!!
But hey look i changed my mind on buffy for ya Woman wot more do ya want?!?!?!?! :moon: :moon: :moon: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :lol: :lol:
Mwah xxxx
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Mwah xxxx lol yes ur boobs are too big to see the tv. hehe
yes that is true i did turn you on the buffy front. too bad rich hasnt gone the same way as you!!! he isnt happy with you leaving the hating buffy group!! lol
marc your a cheeky man and keep going and i might just smack that bootie! lol
byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee xx :moon: :moon: :doggy:
:moon: :moon: :doggy: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO carly YES YES YES PLEASE and I dont know about the man bit I am after all only a little boy well not so little :lol: :lol: :lol: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: Hi Guys
Im dave...i know a boring name. Ive been a member for a few months, but havent been on for ages. There are some very ATTRACTIVE people on this site.
Ive sent a few emails but with limited replies. I can only think that i dont appeal to people, my profile is crap or the emails i send are rubbish and non personal. Maybe all. Anyway, i will keep trying to make contact...i know your out there
Be cool to hear from anyone, male or female, be nice just to meet new friends and swap stories, photo's etc.
Thanks for reading this, and happy contacting..you cant do any worse than me!
Dave
Sexlightened
Hi guys....
I got told of an interseting thing the other day at work that I thought I would share with you....
Did you know that in Thialand for $100 (not sure exactly how much that is in english pounds) you can shoot a cow with a bazooka.....
Talk about over kill... but might appeal to you guys out there!! lol
I'm so full of useless information sometimes I suprise even myself!! lol
Mrs.F xxx
Hi Guys
Im dave...i know a boring name. Ive been a member for a few months, but havent been on for ages. There are some very ATTRACTIVE people on this site. certainly this page has some lovely girls already.
Ive sent a few emails but with limited replies. I can only think that i dont appeal to people, my profile is crap or the emails i send are rubbish and non personal. Maybe all. Anyway, i will keep trying to make contact...i know your out there
Be cool to hear from anyone, male or female, be nice just to meet new friends and swap stories, photo's etc.
Thanks for reading this, and happy contacting..you cant do any worse than me!
Dave x
Really fordy?? Why would anyone wanna do that to a cow?? Lol
So what other little bits of information have you got??
I don't have any :-( lol
Although does anyone know how parrots, or any type of bird has sex??
And also you know chickens eggs how come they don't turn in baby chicks all the time, you can have them for your breakfast!!
Mwah luv carly xxxxxxxxxxxx
We have our full membership back YESSSSSSSSSSSS LOL so we are new really!!!! Lol been a very happy year on the site, and looking forward to our next one mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Post edited 13-01-2006 0:30
Hey dave,
Not a boring name a very nice one. Well we had been members in the site for about 6months or so before we had out first meet, so don't be disheartened that you have been on the site for a little while
Just as a single male you are at a disadvantage as there are many more single males, then there are females, males or couples that are looking for them. Just be patient, polite and sweet, get to know some people and im sure you will get a meet.
Glad to see a nice face pic on your profile, maybe do you have some more to put on there. Have to say it is refreshing to see a nice pretty face then someone's head if you know what I mean wink wink (someone's cock who don't get my winking!) im actually winking as I write this?? how odd
Anyway
Wish you all the luck on the site dave mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxx
p.s. and yes there are some very yummy ladies on this site, and i cant wait to get me hands on them!! Lol byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Warming the Bed
Did you know.....
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick"
is said to be the toughest tongue twister
in the English language.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.
If you try to suppress a sneeze,
you can rupture a blood vessel
in your head or neck and die.
If you keep your eyes open by force,
they can pop out.
Most lipstick contains fish scales..
Like fingerprints,
everyone's tongue print is different.
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing. SCARY!!!
And thats ya lot pmsl more tmrw....lol
:lick: :lick: :moon: :moon: :doggy: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: pmsl law!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and war!!
lol
ur4it, thats a scarey thought isnt it? tounge prints?? lol
well most cheapy makeup will contain sheeps sweat and cows eye balls.
the daddy long legs is not the most poisonous spider in the world.
On the titanic if you had jumped off the boat you would have been dragged down, although staying on it would of pulled you down.
I don't have any others! Lol and there only as I watched myth busters today lol
mwahxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sexlightened
did you know that lipstick & chewing gum both contain chicken skin & bones....
(I know this as I used to work for a company that sold it)
HOW GROSS IS THAT!!!!!
Sexlightened
oh by the way...
Birds have it doggy style.. lol
Also some birds have hareems & some are monogamous & some even swap partners....
We have more in common with birds than we thought... lol
See told you I was full of useless info!!
Warming the Bed
[quote user=cutiecarly]
the daddy long legs is not the most poisonous spider in the world.
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Lol ACTUALLY it is!!! it just doesnt have any teeth to puncture ya skin to give u its venom!!!!
PMSL mwah xxxxx
Sexlightened
did you know that a giraffe has a 21 nch tongue....
also...
its impossible to lick your own elbow....
go on I know you want to try & do it!!
Warming the Bed
Also........ lol
Human birth control pills work on gorillas.
No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half!
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds!
Cat urine glows under a black-light!
You're born with 300 bones, but when you get to be an adult, you only have 206!
Thats well odd!!!!
Slugs have 4 noses! PMSL!!!!!
Thats all lol mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lick: :lick: :lick: :lick: hello on way out so quick reply to laws comment
their teeth do penetrate the epidermis of the skin.
then when they got the poison out of the dady long legs and tested it, it turned out to be NO WAY NEAR AS POSIONOUS AS THE BLACK WIDOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
right going to bogie the night away bye xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :wank: :wank: :wank: :wank: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :doggy: :moon: :moon: :moon: :D :D :) :) :lol: :lol: :rainbow: :rainbow:
:D :D :) :) :lol: :lol: :rainbow: :rainbow:
Warming the Bed
I stand corrected then lol...where did u go 2 find that out lol and i was just goin by Ricky Gervais Animals pmsl.....
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Post edited 15-01-2006 23:43
