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[quote user=jelandn]What about marketing in dried form as an alternative to Slimfast or other food supplements?? (Good morning I have this wonderful idea to boost your sales in the yogurt area!!)...xxx[/quote]
Mmmm, Slimfast - absolutely gorgeous with chips!
[quote user=cutiecarly]oh my god how painful is it in the eye!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]
Damn painful! 
Post edited 21-01-2006 16:34
Post edited 21-01-2006 16:34 
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[quote user=cmandcd][quote user=cutiecarly]oh my god how painful is it in the eye!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]
Damn painful!
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OMG!!!! pmsl soooooo painful.... and up the nose makes ya choke pmsl!!!! :lol: :lol:
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OMG!!!! pmsl soooooo painful.... and up the nose makes ya choke pmsl!!!! :lol: :lol: 
Sexlightened
pmsl..
What on earth were you doing putting it up your nose??
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[quote user=fordy269]pmsl..
What on earth were you doing putting it up your nose??
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Warwicks not to good an aim when hes pissed lol!!!!
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Warwicks not to good an aim when hes pissed lol!!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol: did you know...
the average speed of ejaculation is 28mph!!
well within the speed limit!
what's the breaking distance carly??
the average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime is 7,200!!
that's about 14 gallons of cum!!
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Sexlightened
Did you know....
85% of the guys who cheat on their wives die while having sex...
about 50400!!
And did you know when men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands. lol
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[quote user=fordy269]Did you know....
85% of the guys who cheat on their wives die while having sex...
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At least they'd die happy!
[quote user=cmandcd]And did you know when men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands. lol
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Charlie - there's a swing club I used to go to where the single males used to greet the females by shaking their own penises!
Post edited 22-01-2006 20:57
Post edited 22-01-2006 20:57 ooooh! that's what they're doing!! i thought they were being rude!!
[quote user=cmandcd]ooooh! that's what they're doing!! i thought they were being rude!![/quote]
I guess it wouldn't be rude in Walibri, but may be a sign of one being stuck-up if he won't shake penises with anyone else!
[quote user=cutiecarly]lol this forum thing started off by me saying hello, pmsl how random are we all?????? lol love it! mwah xxxxxx[/quote]
Carly, your initial "hello" has proved educational! xxxxx
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[quote user=cutiecarly]right what i wanna know is why men put things next to their cocks, like cans, and pens, and phones, lol am i missing some big turn on or something??
i would be really embarisd if i saw rich had done that pmsl
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PMSL to show their size of course!!!! or they cld b doin it to say i can use this aswell lmao!!!
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yeh i saw the nokia fone one made me laff lol
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maybe their cocks have been sponsored by what ever it is held next to it??
if so where can i get a sponsor???
[quote user=cutiecarly]yeah but i swear someone had a nokia phone next to one??
psml do i need to say anymore?? you just wouldnt do it would ya lol
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HI Carly
Hate to imagine this if it was to show the size cause look how small phones are getting :lol: :lol: I know if it was me I would be using one of the [B]OLD[/B] style phones :devil: :devil:
:lol: :lol: I know if it was me I would be using one of the [B]OLD[/B] style phones :devil: :devil: Remembering a chat up line that someone once tried on me " You have really nice small hands....... They'll make my cock look bigger! "
Wouldn't a smaller phone be better?
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[quote user=cmandcd]Remembering a chat up line that someone once tried on me " You have really nice small hands....... They'll make my cock look bigger! "
Wouldn't a smaller phone be better? [/quote]
Pmsfl!!!! Was thinking the same thing!!!!!!!
Best not to use a larger fone marc lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon:
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Pmsfl!!!! Was thinking the same thing!!!!!!!
Best not to use a larger fone marc lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon:
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LOL didnt mean it as cheeky!!!! meant it as the old ones are massive and sum r the size of a brick pmsl!!!!
No cheekyness was meant lol
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Post edited 25-01-2006 15:21
[quote user=evil_klown][quote user=cmandcd]Remembering a chat up line that someone once tried on me " You have really nice small hands....... They'll make my cock look bigger! "
Wouldn't a smaller phone be better? [/quote]
Pmsfl!!!! Was thinking the same thing!!!!!!!
Best not to use a larger fone marc lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon:[/quote]
Hey law how would you know you been peeking :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :devil: :devil: :devil: you do only have to ask you know and I will be more than willing to cum and show you I need the older style phone :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Pmsfl!!!! Was thinking the same thing!!!!!!!
Best not to use a larger fone marc lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon:[/quote]
Hey law how would you know you been peeking :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :devil: :devil: :devil: you do only have to ask you know and I will be more than willing to cum and show you I need the older style phone :lol: :lol: :lol: 