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jelandn
Orgasminator
What about marketing in dried form as an alternative to Slimfast or other food supplements?? (Good morning I have this wonderful idea to boost your sales in the yogurt area!!)...xxx
Unknown User
[quote user=jelandn]What about marketing in dried form as an alternative to Slimfast or other food supplements?? (Good morning I have this wonderful idea to boost your sales in the yogurt area!!)...xxx[/quote] Mmmm, Slimfast - absolutely gorgeous with chips!
cutiecarly
Sexpert
with chips???? lol okay...... lol oh my god how painful is it in the eye!!!!!!!!!!!!! mwah xxxxxxxxxxxx biggrin
Unknown User
[quote user=cutiecarly]oh my god how painful is it in the eye!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote] Damn painful! lol Post edited 21-01-2006 16:34
evil_klown
Warming the Bed
[quote user=cmandcd][quote user=cutiecarly]oh my god how painful is it in the eye!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote] Damn painful! lol [/QUOTE OMG!!!! pmsl soooooo painful.... and up the nose makes ya choke pmsl!!!! :lol: :lol:
fordy269
Sexlightened
pmsl.. What on earth were you doing putting it up your nose?? lol
evil_klown
Warming the Bed
[quote user=fordy269]pmsl.. What on earth were you doing putting it up your nose?? lol[/quote] Warwicks not to good an aim when hes pissed lol!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Unknown User
did you know... the average speed of ejaculation is 28mph!! well within the speed limit! what's the breaking distance carly??
Unknown User
the average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime is 7,200!! that's about 14 gallons of cum!! :clap:
fordy269
Sexlightened
Did you know.... 85% of the guys who cheat on their wives die while having sex...
cutiecarly
Sexpert
breaking distance?? as if i would know lol took me 5 times to pass remember!!!! pmsl mwah xxxxxxxxxx
cutiecarly
Sexpert
[quote user=cmandcd]the average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime is 7,200!! that's about 14 gallons of cum!! :clap: [/quote] god how many calories is that??????
Unknown User
about 50400!! And did you know when men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands. lol :wank: :wank:
Unknown User
[quote user=fordy269]Did you know.... 85% of the guys who cheat on their wives die while having sex... [/quote] At least they'd die happy!
Unknown User
[quote user=cmandcd]And did you know when men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands. lol :wank: :wank:[/quote] Charlie - there's a swing club I used to go to where the single males used to greet the females by shaking their own penises! lol Post edited 22-01-2006 20:57
Unknown User
ooooh! that's what they're doing!! i thought they were being rude!!
Unknown User
[quote user=cmandcd]ooooh! that's what they're doing!! i thought they were being rude!![/quote] I guess it wouldn't be rude in Walibri, but may be a sign of one being stuck-up if he won't shake penises with anyone else!
cutiecarly
Sexpert
lol this forum thing started off by me saying hello, pmsl how random are we all?????? lol love it! mwah xxxxxx
Unknown User
[quote user=cutiecarly]lol this forum thing started off by me saying hello, pmsl how random are we all?????? lol love it! mwah xxxxxx[/quote] Carly, your initial "hello" has proved educational! xxxxx
cutiecarly
Sexpert
right what i wanna know is why men put things next to their cocks, like cans, and pens, and phones, lol am i missing some big turn on or something?? i would be really embarisd if i saw rich had done that pmsl mwahx xxxxxxxxxx
evil_klown
Warming the Bed
[quote user=cutiecarly]right what i wanna know is why men put things next to their cocks, like cans, and pens, and phones, lol am i missing some big turn on or something?? i would be really embarisd if i saw rich had done that pmsl mwahx xxxxxxxxxx[/quote] PMSL to show their size of course!!!! or they cld b doin it to say i can use this aswell lmao!!! :moon: :moon: :moon:
cutiecarly
Sexpert
yeah but i swear someone had a nokia phone next to one?? psml do i need to say anymore?? you just wouldnt do it would ya lol mwahxxxxxxxx
evil_klown
Warming the Bed
yeh i saw the nokia fone one made me laff lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Unknown User
maybe their cocks have been sponsored by what ever it is held next to it?? if so where can i get a sponsor???
Unknown User
[quote user=cutiecarly]yeah but i swear someone had a nokia phone next to one?? psml do i need to say anymore?? you just wouldnt do it would ya lol mwahxxxxxxxx[/quote] HI Carly Hate to imagine this if it was to show the size cause look how small phones are getting lol :lol: :lol: I know if it was me I would be using one of the [B]OLD[/B] style phones :devil: :devil:
Unknown User
Remembering a chat up line that someone once tried on me " You have really nice small hands....... They'll make my cock look bigger! " Wouldn't a smaller phone be better? lol
evil_klown
Warming the Bed
[quote user=cmandcd]Remembering a chat up line that someone once tried on me " You have really nice small hands....... They'll make my cock look bigger! " Wouldn't a smaller phone be better? lol[/quote] Pmsfl!!!! Was thinking the same thing!!!!!!! Best not to use a larger fone marc lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon:
cutiecarly
Sexpert
yeah a smaller phone would be better wouldnt it?? unless they hold a french stick and they look sinular??? pmsl pmsl law!!! cheeky!!!!
evil_klown
Warming the Bed
LOL didnt mean it as cheeky!!!! meant it as the old ones are massive and sum r the size of a brick pmsl!!!! No cheekyness was meant lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :moon: :moon: :moon: Post edited 25-01-2006 15:21
Unknown User
[quote user=evil_klown][quote user=cmandcd]Remembering a chat up line that someone once tried on me " You have really nice small hands....... They'll make my cock look bigger! " Wouldn't a smaller phone be better? lol[/quote] Pmsfl!!!! Was thinking the same thing!!!!!!! Best not to use a larger fone marc lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon:[/quote] Hey law how would you know you been peeking :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :devil: :devil: :devil: you do only have to ask you know and I will be more than willing to cum and show you I need the older style phone :lol: :lol: :lol: