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Wot naked kerplunk.........yeh I`ll giv that a go ...who goes first. :bounce::bounce:
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, rite im pullin a stick!!
Ok rite i`m pullin your clit.............oh have i got the wrong game...whoops. coffee
biggrinhey funks xxx northysmile fancy not invitin me down frm me cloud to play with ya, you know i want to ;)naked kerplunk thats a new one,, if funks pulls out the last stick will ur balls drop northy???:lol2: like the sound of that naked twister funks left leg blue spot right leg red spot middle leg pink spot mmmmmmmmm lol
Fuk me dave i was tryin to lul her into a false sense of security wiv the kerplunk......then i was gonna move onto the naked twister.........an when she was at her most vulnerable bang straight on the chocolate escalator....................fuk me another plan ruined............:crazy: bolt
:doh: fukit sorry mate:giveup: ,me n me gob! only human tho, the thought of naked twista n funks was too much,trousers got tight as i lost blood to the brain,ooo fkit not again gotta go!!!!!!!!!!!!!:wank:
:rose: :thrilled:wot the fuck u 2 on about agen, ur makin me giggle thought we were playin naked ker-plunk, oh we playin naked twister now......:doggy: okey cokey....whose next.... me:P
Nah dave thas not fair we playin naked twister an you got trousers on hidin ya modesty,an there`s me bent over an funky keeps flickin me balls ouch.:O:O rotflmao
funks:love: ,we can play any game you fancy , kerplunk if you wanna pull some sticks with northy n me til the balls unload and you win, twister if you want to bend ova the board and stretch wide , allowing us to reach the right spots!!, hey northy who said i had me trousers on? no way mate i thought you had to free the balls in kerplunk so theyre out n about mate :grin:
hey norffy this is naked twister/ker-plunk, get ya kit off 4 funkyD..:P get ya kit off, get ya kit off, get ya kit off 4 funkyD xx:P
fuk me northy what ya waitin for???? when a sexy lady like funky asks that of ya i thought you wouldve come runnin,pardon the pun!bolt
Hi to everyone my name is John or (Hot4itaswell)Haven`t been a member for long so still hoping to make contact or receive some mail I`m in my early 60`s so unless age wouldn`t be an issue l`m willing to hear from others. I`m STRAIGHT son only wish to be contacted by same.
Fuk me funks me kit is off se the dangly bit between me legs that proves it nutta. And if you win the game u get to trouch it.:crazy::crazy: :haha::haha:
Errr high john nice to meet ya an :welcome: but im confused why you callin me son ? Is there somefing me mum shoulda sed. :crazy:
hey john welcome to the maaaaaaadhousewave hope you have fun,fancy gettin caught with ya pants down by ya dad northy!!!!!:lol2:
:small-print: yah new recruit.........well done peeps.....and welcum newbie.!!!! funkyD xx:P
I know dave how embarrassing an funks behave yaself will ya not me dad ok.I`d never get over it:crazy: :haha::haha:
Funks it was typin error by hot4 that started it off backtrack a bit nutta!!!!! :crazy::crazy:
[i][color="red"][/color][size="18"][/size]still confused.......lol
:doh::doh:
I :love::love:you funks cos you make me :haha::haha: you the bestest. kiss:kiss:
:bounce: ditto foooooooooooooooka....:inlove:
Ok fany a :doggy: or can i jus watch you :wank: passionkiss
norffy .....fany? True......buh? wot the fuck? funkyD xx:P
Funks I`m sure you know wot I meant but anyway the diagram goes like this nutta!! Do u fancy a fukk or can I watch you wank. :crazy: Jus that in true norf style I fukked me typin up.:haha::haha:
hey funks n norfywave soz 4 bein absent so long major probs with laptop!!! :upset: good to be back at the maaaaaaaadhouse have missed ya, norfy keep both hands on the keyboard whilst talkin to sexy funks and the blood will stay in the brain:wank: allowing you to type succesfully mate,lol see what you do to us funks with that sexyness of yours:smitten::smitten::smitten:
banghead fuck me dave thought ud dieded or decided to becum anotha unknown..........:welcome: bak sexy!!! :P