hi babe want to surf my board!!
hi you looking good today fancy a bit of meat with your two veg !!!!!!!!
Hmmmmmm K.....'I think you and I should move across to that sexy looking couple to the left of the bar and pull them!!...Are you up for it??'....N
Alright gorgeous, fancy a shag?......
What do you mean no?.....
Well do you mind lying down while I have one then?
Thats funny...... and would probably work too!
No dont think it does. Its still funny though!
CHEESIEST ONE:
Heard in chat at the weekend, from a male cammer to a female giving a show:
"Look at what you've done to me"!
CHEEKIEST ONE:
"Do you have any Mediterranean in you?"
"No."
"Would you like some?"
Do you like chicken?
Well have a suck of this luv, it tastes fowl!
I've forgotten my phone number, can I borrow yours?
As long as you've got my face, you'll never need a chair!
You look almost stupid enough to fuck me!
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you!
What can i say...... take me i am yours !
xx
This one's cruel......
"I'e got a joke to tell you that will make you laugh your tits off....but I see you've already heard it"!
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Daffodils are yellow
and Rhinos are grey
Do you know the difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to come back to my place and talk?
hi ive just got some whipped creamfrom the shop sould you show me what to do with it???????
can i play with your pineapple ring !!!!!!!!!xxxxxxx
[quote user=jelandn]Hmmmmmm K.....'I think you and I should move across to that sexy looking couple to the left of the bar and pull them!!...Are you up for it??'....N[/quote]
damit jellys i thought that line was unique to me ..... sob sob sob. xxxxx
or...
You Smell Nice...
Been Running!!
Mr.F
come on guys whats your best??
:rainbow: 
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