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Sexpert
Well ..... i don't do chat up lines, as they are FAR too cheesy for me but a cpl of good ones are ......
You have the whitest teeth i have ever wanted to come across !!
Do you like jewellery ? ...... Well suck me cock ..... its a gem !!! lol xx
Is it true women can really reverse ok ? ........ Well back on to this fecker then !!! lol xxx
You didn't really think i was gonna let ya down did ya guys ..... i am sure i have more buried deep within too.
Have fun xxxxxx
There's a party at your ankles.....why dont you invite your pants down.
I'm a bird watcher and i'm looking for a Big- Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
I cant find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap B&B.
Your like a Pringles, Once i pop you, i cant stop you.
Is your name Gillette?...because youre the best a man can get.
:doggy:
:doggy: Sexpert
M&M ..... i did notice an echo in here too ...... lol xxxxx
Anyway ...... you know what i say ...... chat up lines ... pah !! .... who needs em !!! hehehehehe
...... and ladies ..... don't forget - its only the birds who get the worms !! lol xxxx
Have fun xxxx
Anyway ...... you know what i say ...... chat up lines ... pah !! .... who needs em !!! hehehehehe
...... and ladies ..... don't forget - its only the birds who get the worms !! lol xxxx
Have fun xxxx Sexpert
But saying that i had a ahem ...... ' mate ' ... yeah that will do .... who uses em all the time and swears by em
Do u sleep on your stomach? ........... can i?
Are you Jamaican? ...... Coz jer-makin-me-crazy.
Do you know what'd look fantastic on you? .....ME
Do you believe in love at first sight?...... or do you think i should walk past again?
My name is (insert own name)...remember that, you'll be screaming
it later.
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me
You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
You, Me, Whipped cream and Handcuffs.......... Any questions?
One of my ...errrr i mean my mates, personal favourite is ......
(Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to
suck itself.
............ and lets not forget the immortal words of that old romantic cheesemonger and general silver tongued cavalier the Hoffmeiser aka David Hasslehoff ......
'You're probably married or engaged, but I just wanted to let you know that you touched me and I didn't want this moment to simply go by.'"
ermmmmmmmm i am off to be sick now peeps ...... eewwhhhhhhhhhhhh !! lol
Have fun xxxx
Have fun xxxx :doggy: :doggy: :doggy:
has anyone ever been successful using these lines? If so can i have there name n number !!!
Walk up to her in the bar, wet your finger and wipe it on her clothes. Then say " lets go back to my place and get you out of those wet clothes!"
(works for chris regularly!)
Walk up to her in the bar, wet your finger and wipe it on her clothes. Then say " lets go back to my place and get you out of those wet clothes!"
(works for chris regularly!) when i meet pete in a bar, he came over and asked me
"did it hurt?"
" did what hurt?" i replied
" when u fell from heaven cause u look like an angel!!"
OMG!! i thought how cheesey and laughed at him and we have been 2gether 14 yrs now!! so i think it isnt the chat up line that works, its how it is said cause if any other guys had have said that 2 me, i would have probably run a mile screaming loudly but when pete said it. i thought oh bless, how sweet he is!!! LOL
Lolly x x x :doggy:
Sexlightened
Hi you sexy lady, fancy a shag?
no!
well, do you mind lying down while I have one :devil:
i have a real good mate, who isn't exactly how shall i put this......a looker. She was eyeing up this real stonkin bloke in a club (after a few voddies, when she usually transforms into a supermodel in her mind). She was loking at this bloke, lixking her lips suggestively, so he walked over and said to her:
hey angel, you know when you fell from heaven
(she starts acting all coy)
he says
did you hit your face on the fucking kerb?
he didn't pull but we all laughed our tits orfff
