IVOR the engine .........blimey thats a blast from the past lol
Ours took a long time to think up!! :giggle:
The Lady was the enigmatic goddess of somethingness in Terry Pratchett's 'Colour of Magic'.
I kinda liked it her all seeing eyes, although not particularly apt for me as I tend to miss the blatantly obvious.
Also, I have expensive tastes. the_lady seemed appropriate for that xxx
I know I mentioned on another Forum item that my name derives from a female friend likening my appendage to a jam jar (and before anyone says it I don't think it does either).
When I was trying to think of a name this one sprang to mind. I didn't want to go for the genre of 'Pick me I'm enormous' 'Would you like to meet my giant throbber' or 'Shagmaster' as I didn't want to come across as a bit of a dick (if any of the aliases are true names then I apolgise profusely, no offence intended!)
Well for all of you who knew me when was in a couple - Lucra (alwased had people asking me what it stood for and since it was a mix of mine and ex bf's name i thought best change it)
Now its been changed and its welsh for temptation need i say more ?
Mine is fruitmedley because when I was preggie with my first I was away from my family and it grew to the size of a strawberry in me so he became strawberry then when we fell for the 2nd one we knicknamed him rasberry.
Many years agao I heard a dog called Mango and thought it was great so ended up with a golden lab called Mango.
Rather large melons, cherries and a fruity peachy ass.... So fruit I became. Also I had a condition that could have meant I may have had a maltiple birth so it could have been a fruit cocktail.
So I am fruit and I love being called it. Only bad when your in Tesco and someone says "FRUIT" and then I promptly shit myself to see its just an old man looking and reading fruit on his list. By that time I have already wet myself and realised that why do I always have to look a mess when I am about to bump into someone that knows me as fruit!!!
Also now for my rambling fruity waffles is being said a few times too. Also fruit is good for you 5 times day.....
Fruit xxx