New thread for Oli, mwm, midgie, CC and Debs to talk ...

20 Oct 2009

Yeah baby lets go!!! :giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle: bolt

20 Oct 2009

well i said ,,n she said ,,then i said ..oo i said aargh n she said i know!

20 Oct 2009

Oh yeah and I shoulda said ... and Meli. Cos you are more than qualified to talk bollox with us!!!:bounce:

20 Oct 2009

:P

:D thanks hun xxxxxxx i think :grin: loon

20 Oct 2009

Can I talk bollocks tomorrow? I don't think my bollocks would make sense tonight... Is bollocks-talk supposed to make sense?? I think I just involuntarily talked bollocks biggrin

20 Oct 2009

Thanks Midgie... that's exactly what I was looking for :bounce:

20 Oct 2009

:clap::clap:well done, midgie nice one :P:P

20 Oct 2009

So Meli... whats the bollox of choice for the evening?

20 Oct 2009

Well I say :cheers: We've never had an exclusive thread posted specially for special peeps to say special things about special people. Will have to think of something special now.......erm :crazy: Will be back later. SOOOOOOOOO excited :smoke: Was that bollox enuff for ya :grin::haha:

20 Oct 2009

:thumbup:

20 Oct 2009

Oli :thumbup: Bollocks is a word of Anglo-Saxon origin, meaning "testicles". The word is often used figuratively in British English, as a noun to mean "nonsense", an expletive following a minor accident or misfortune, or an adjective to mean "poor quality" or "useless". Similarly, the common phrases "Bollocks to this!" or "That's a load of old bollocks" generally indicate contempt for a certain task, subject or opinion. Conversely, the word also figures in idiomatic phrases such as "the dog's bollocks" and "top bollock(s)", which usually refer to something which is admired, approved of or well-respected Just thought we should clear up any misunderstanding of the said word.....:giggle:

20 Oct 2009

Love it! :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

20 Oct 2009

Oh and mwm what happened to your curtains???

20 Oct 2009

They were bollox Oli. Had to close 'em. :bounce:

21 Oct 2009

[quote user=mwm69]Oli :thumbup: Bollocks is a word of Anglo-Saxon origin, meaning "testicles". The word is often used figuratively in British English, as a noun to mean "nonsense", an expletive following a minor accident or misfortune, or an adjective to mean "poor quality" or "useless". Similarly, the common phrases "Bollocks to this!" or "That's a load of old bollocks" generally indicate contempt for a certain task, subject or opinion. Conversely, the word also figures in idiomatic phrases such as "the dog's bollocks" and "top bollock(s)", which usually refer to something which is admired, approved of or well-respected Just thought we should clear up any misunderstanding of the said word.....:giggle:[/quote] Reminds me of the two page history of the Gregorian calendar that I inserted in a letter to a client who clearly did not understand the difference between paying a bill every 28 days and paying it on the same day every month and actually asked that it be explained... 'The Gregorian calendar modifies the Julian calendar's regular cycle of leap years, years exactly divisible by four, including all centurial years, as follows: Every year that is exactly divisible by four is a leap year, except for years that are exactly divisible by 100; the centurial years that are exactly divisible by 400 are still leap years. For example, the year 1900 is not a leap year; the year 2000 is a leap year. The Gregorian solar calendar is an arithmetical calendar. It counts days as the basic unit of time, grouping them into years of 365 or 366 days; and repeats completely every 146,097 days, which fill 400 years, and which also happens to be 20,871 seven-day weeks. Of these 400 years, 303 (the "common years") have 365 days, and 97 (the leap years) have 366 days. This gives an average year length of exactly days, or 365 days, 5 hours, 49 minutes and 12 seconds. A Gregorian year is divided into twelve months of irregular length, with no regular relationship among their lengths: A calendar date is fully specified by the year (numbered by some scheme beyond the scope of the calendar itself), the month (identified by name or number), and the day of the month (numbered sequentially starting at 1). Leap years add a 29th day to February, which normally has 28 days. The essential ongoing differentiating feature of the Gregorian calendar, as distinct from the Julian calendar with a leap day every four years, is that the Gregorian omits 3 leap days every 400 years. This difference would have been more noticeable in modern memory were it not that the year 2000 was a leap year in both the Julian and Gregorian calendar systems...' (ya gotta love Wiki) And so it went on... if I could've included the words 'you thick bitch' somewhere I would've done biggrin

Now THAT"S Bollocks!! :happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy:

21 Oct 2009

Do I win?

21 Oct 2009

I guess you are the winner Midgie:angel:...so far that is....but I think there will be more bollocks to come. Nothing like a good old pile of bollocks on a Wednesday evening dont ya think :grin:

21 Oct 2009

it's all a pile of ol' bollox. So brilliant.

23 Oct 2009

Midgie it got my Bollox Vote,so when are you writing this book,I`d Love to read it cover to cover. Oli one Question? Are we talking Small Bollox or Large coz sometimes I get confused? Is 2on2 banned from this Thread coz I added my Two Penneth in there`s. Yours from a Small Bolloxed Person. passionkiss

23 Oct 2009

sumone mention bollox?? mmmmmmmmmmmm

23 Oct 2009

are we allowed to talk bollox and flirt on here, if so may we join this wonderful thread pretty please Oli? :devil: Mrs Cey xxxx

24 Oct 2009

Mrs Ceylon bow to you our Highness very welcome on this

24 Oct 2009

[quote user=ceylon1]are we allowed to talk bollox and flirt on here, if so may we join this wonderful thread pretty please Oli? :devil: Mrs Cey xxxx[/quote] Of course you may join Cey.... flirting always allowed!!!

24 Oct 2009

[color="olive"]Well personally i don't like this thread at all and DEFINATELY will not be posting in it![/color] :sparring:

24 Oct 2009

I can't remember how to flirt sadly...:upset: innocent

24 Oct 2009

:bounce::bounce:Cey you never seem to forget how to flirt with me! :bounce:

25 Oct 2009

im back to talk bollocks, did ya miss me, im back me jollies smile

Right so whose bollocks shall we discuss first :) xxxx

25 Oct 2009

[color="darkred"]I'd like to talk bollox but sadly I've got no voice (much to mr h's pleasure) so can't talk at all :cry: so hoping it's back for friday otherwise there's gunna be one very quiet me sat at a table boo hoo hoo :violin: [/color]

25 Oct 2009

[quote user=oliviak]:bounce::bounce:Cey you never seem to forget how to flirt with me! :bounce:[/quote] no firting just comes naturally with you Miss Oli ;) xxx

25 Oct 2009

[quote user=Madam_CC]im back to talk bollocks, did ya miss me, im back me jollies smile

Right so whose bollocks shall we discuss first :) xxxx[/quote] rather talk about your titties Missy lol xxx :grin: