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Name That Winkle

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In chat tonight (actually this morning but why split hairs) a certain member admitted to naming his member and said that 'every man names his winkie - some dont admit to it tho' in the interests of science... what did you name yours? and if you are feeling brave - why? :rose:
well seing as I started the convo Mine is Steve Austin............Lil' Stevie to his friends
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: is he worth 6 millioin dollars then tmh? some might say priceless! :giggle:
[quote user=biggirluk]:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: is he worth 6 millioin dollars then tmh? [/quote] Dunno BG....................ask your mum!
oooh you are so mean :upset: my mother would be shocked and mortified to be mentioned on here :crazy: she is a good Catholic woman :angel: mind you she might be a tad surprised that i am registered and a moderator :giggle:
I mentioned it to her actually - couldnt quite make out her response tho - she had something in her mouth at the time biggrin
i'm with you there cey, just dont know how to do the emoticons, tut tut
Maybe i'm missing out but never given it a name,and can't say i've ever heard any of my mates name theirs either. However names like beast or monster spring to mind....like i wishrotflmao
Some of my exes had names for their willies - so it's defo something they do... whether they tell anyone about it is another story, I just was good enough to get it out of them! :giggle:
Nope, not guilty. Never have, never will. :bounce:
My Exes winky was called Kenny. i even named it, Cause it had a hood, smile, I was drunk one night and i said it looked a bit like Kenny(as in south Park) then i got to kill Kenny, most nights:) That was the fun bit. Mind you my lady garden got named Wendy, as it was the only girl in south park we could think of. And it also mean that Kenny came and played in the Wendy House. Its so sad yet so true :):):):)
Oh dear dear me.....
Mr serens calls his joey but I call it joe for short :giggle: kidding honest lol xxx
[quote user=serens40]Mr serens calls his joey but I call it joe for short :giggle: kidding honest lol xxx[/quote] Where's little Joey's pouch??? :giggle:
oli's going all aussie again lol xxx
Struth mate ya flamin galah... I am true blue
Crikey sheila stick another roo steak on the barbie and lets brace ourselves for the joey's :giggle:
:laughabove::thumbup:
Think thats why we seperated Oli, Now i have an empty Wendy House, looking for some new boarders. xxx
[quote user=miss_ccrider]Think thats why we seperated Oli, Now i have an empty Wendy House, looking for some new boarders. xxx[/quote] Volunteers form an orderly queue behind us! :bounce:
do we take tickets or do they call out our lil chaps names??
[quote user=andyprime]do we take tickets or do they call out our lil chaps names??[/quote] :laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: Thats for Miss CC to decide as she will be doing the interviewing :lol2::lol2:
interview!!! i dont have to dress the lil fella up? and that leads to the next question to shave or not to shave?!?
Rosie I call mine a pain in the ass coz really it shouldnt be I had the money it would be tucked up/in out of view. Defo like the area shaved,dont like flossing while blowing.
lol me neither deb lol x
At least trim Andy, can't stand pubic flossing! Plus you gotta wax... no in-growns and it lasts longer. mmmm biggrin
i think it's true. practically everybody names it. The ex used to call his Roger... but i don't think it beats kenny pmsl! smile
[quote user=funkchick]At least trim Andy, can't stand pubic flossing! Plus you gotta wax... no in-growns and it lasts longer. mmmm biggrin[/quote] That reminds me... I soooo need a wax :giggle: