JUST HOW SAD IS THAT? Part 1

11 Oct 2005

The desperate excuses used by single males to try and win the attention of women in chat, which are so obvious everyone can see through them!: 1. "I'm an underwear salesman - here's what I sell" (flashes pages from the latest Ann Summers catalogue in the hope everyone believes he works for these people!) 2. "I'm a rep at underwear parties" (following on from the above - erm, aren't all sales reps at lingerie/sex aids parties all required to be women?????) 3. "My girlfriend/wife would love to see those tits - get them out for her will ya?" (always said by someone who doesn't have a cam!) 4. "I wonder if she's wearing knickers or a thong?" (which really means "show us your crutch"!) 5. "Are you wearing anything below your waist" (ditto, as above) The first three examples in chat tonight made me think of a Shania Twain track - no, not "Man I Feel Like A Woman" - more something like "That Don't Impress Me Much"!! lol

Post edited 11-10-2005 23:59

12 Oct 2005

3. "My girlfriend/wife would love to see those tits - get them out for her will ya?" (always said by someone who doesn't have a cam!) PMSL Cat!!!!! I've had this alot and i never flash when they dnt have a cam lol!!!! So very true what you've said babes well done mwah xxxxxxxx :clap: :moon:

12 Oct 2005

Very true! If your wife / gf is so into tits and pussy, why can't she type the question herself? Why isn't she even on your profile?!!

12 Oct 2005

away for a few weeks and nothing changes!!!! well said swingin and Evils and RWB. Young men - honestly they never change (god love them!) Just a thought, if a lady asked same questions, or said they were underwear reps would it be as awful??? I thank the lord daily I am not a bloke xxxx

12 Oct 2005

[quote user=magic1141]Just a thought, if a lady asked same questions, or said they were underwear reps would it be as awful??? I thank the lord daily I am not a bloke xxxx[/quote] If a lady came in the room and said that, all the idiots would be drawn to her like flys to the proverbial and all the nice friendly people could carry on chatting hassle free!! Everybody's happy!!lol

12 Oct 2005

Part 2 to follow as soon as I gain more inspiration (ie, hear more geeks with more excuses)!! lol

:lol: :lol: Post edited 12-10-2005 22:32

15 Oct 2005

What I find particularly funny is being asked to get off cam and to put charlie on!! what a great way to win us over!! lol

15 Oct 2005

[quote user=cmandcd]What I find particularly funny is being asked to get off cam and to put charlie on!! what a great way to win us over!! lol[/quote] Not so bad if that request comes from a genuine female cmancd! lol

Tune in next week to hear Enoch Swingcat's infamous "rivers of semen" speech to the House of Commons, over the growing number of weirdos entering the site, and the need for forced repatriation back to their play stations! Post edited 15-10-2005 16:33

17 Jan 2006

[quote user=swingin_cat' Tune in next week to hear Enoch Swingcat's infamous "rivers of semen" speech to the House of Commons, over the growing number of weirdos entering the site, and the need for forced repatriation back to their play stations! [/quote] we're still waiting for that speech swinging????????

17 Jan 2006

ALSO!! what the hell happened to "just how sad is that PART 2"????????? we expected more from you cat!! lol :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon:

17 Jan 2006

[quote user=cmandcd] we're still waiting for that speech swinging????????[/quote] You mean you missed it? Oh well, never mind......may be repeated on BBC Three sometime soon! lol

Post edited 17-01-2006 18:53

17 Jan 2006

No thanks cat we dont want repeats if we did we would all be watching BBC1 much prefer your orginal NEW material lol

17 Jan 2006

[quote user=marcgold4]No thanks cat we dont want repeats if we did we would all be watching BBC1 much prefer your orginal NEW material lol[/quote] Very nice to know Marc!! Will promise to try harder..... lol

Post edited 17-01-2006 22:37

17 Jan 2006

I do hope so cat we look to you for guidance in the art of bullshit lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: Only joking honest lol

21 Jan 2006

And yet despite the regular comments in forum and chat about such things, many single guys continue to behave like excitable puppies, then wonder why they meet no-one!! And it isn't an age thing (we should know!!)...Also, (now soapbox well and truly positioned) how many more will join with cringe worthy userid's and profile that simply state the obvious and bugger all else!!! When we joined we took a look at those profiles of people that we respected and endeavoured to mimic the 'feel and tone', Soz Magic, Cop, and anyone else that might recognise elements!!...xxx

21 Jan 2006

[quote user=marcgold4]I do hope so cat we look to you for guidance in the art of bullshit lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: [/quote] Recognising bullsh*t, yes! Giving it....erm, you may be sorely disappointd Marc! :lol:

21 Jan 2006

[quote user=swingin_cat][quote user=marcgold4]I do hope so cat we look to you for guidance in the art of bullshit lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: [/quote] Recognising bullsh*t, yes! Giving it....erm, you may be sorely disappointd Marc! :lol:[/quote] Cat I did say I was joking mate you know I have the greatest respect for you as one of the leaders in the art of chat

21 Jan 2006

[I]Cat I did say I was joking mate you know I have the greatest respect for you as one of the leaders in the art of chat[/I] I know you're only jesting Marc! Thanks for the kind comments - mutual respect, my friend! Post edited 21-01-2006 14:20