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i know man juice in the eye is REALLY PAINFUL but i have just managed to get marmite in my eye, dont ask! and i swear i have never been in this much pain before!!!!!
Carly, I absolutely love Marmite! Any chance of coming round to help remove it out of your eye? :devil:
PMSL!!!!!! Sorry i know i shldnt laff but wot where u doin lmao!!!! Bless ya babes xxxxxxx
[quote user=swingin_cat]Carly, I absolutely love Marmite! Any chance of coming round to help remove it out of your eye? :devil:[/quote] what your going to lick it out of my eye????? lol
[quote user=evil_klown]PMSL!!!!!! Sorry i know i shldnt laff but wot where u doin lmao!!!! Bless ya babes xxxxxxx[/quote] well............. pmsl i was enjoying a nice marmite sandwich, must had got a bit on my finger then itched my eye. honestly dont try it coz you will cry but it is the most painful things EVER!!!!!!!!!!! and no you shouldnt laugh :cry: :cry: :cry: lol mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxx :moon:
[quote user=cutiecarly]what your going to lick it out of my eye????? lol[/quote] Well, I start off at the eyes, slowly working my way down to the lower......... ....ooh, aahh, excuse me a minute....
[quote user=swingin_cat][quote user=cutiecarly]what your going to lick it out of my eye????? lol[/quote] Well, I start off at the eyes, slowly working my way down to the lower......... ....ooh, aahh, excuse me a minute....[/quote] swinging!!!! im shocked!!! up for that though lol hehehe mwahxxxx
Dont tell me u had marmite in 1 eye and cum in the other! J lol
[quote user=stupidmouthshut]Dont tell me u had marmite in 1 eye and cum in the other! J lol[/quote] now that would be painful, but no, just marmite lol
[quote user=swingin_cat]Carly, I absolutely love Marmite! Any chance of coming round to help remove it out of your eye? :devil:[/quote] Cat you didnt say if it was the marmite or the man juice :lick: :lick: :lick:
[quote user=cutiecarly][quote user=evil_klown]PMSL!!!!!! Sorry i know i shldnt laff but wot where u doin lmao!!!! Bless ya babes xxxxxxx[/quote] well............. pmsl i was enjoying a nice marmite sandwich, must had got a bit on my finger then itched my eye. honestly dont try it coz you will cry but it is the most painful things EVER!!!!!!!!!!! and no you shouldnt laugh :cry: :cry: :cry: lol mwah xxxxxxxxxxxxx :moon:[/quote] Hey carly you will now know not to stick your finger where it shouldnt the thing with life we all learn something daily :clap: :clap: :rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow:
OH MY GOD MARMITE HAS BEEN BEATEN i know your going to ask why, but i did wash my hands!!! was cutting up some chillis for my parrot, the red ones, and i must had left some on my finger after wash my hands, as i washed them on purpose as i knew it would hurt and still i got some in my eye! i thought marmite and man juice was bad. but they have to step down for chiilis!!!! lol mwah xx :moon:
You should so be banned from food carly!! Does rich let you use knives?? We've got some special corks to put on the end of your fork next time you come here!! see we always think of you first!! oh and some of those goggles you used to have to wear in science classes!! lol
pmsl thats sooo sweet you two!!!! yes rich lets me near the knives, but only the butter ones and what dont we do with them? run with them!!!!! safety first people!!! albert wants to know why you havnt called chris?? hes a little upset that you might be trying to give him the slip? could at least let the poor bloke know!!! pmsl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! p.s. chris isnt gay, albert = my soon to have lion!!
[quote user=cutiecarly] albert wants to know why you havnt called chris?? hes a little upset that you might be trying to give him the slip? could at least let the poor bloke know!!! pmsl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/quote] eeerm, let me think.....who's the maddest? The girl who's convinced she's getting a gay, pirate, vegetarian, imaginary lion, or the bloke that tries to phone the gay, pirate, vegetarian, imaginary lion??????? Post edited 03-02-2006 0:02
[quote user=cmandcd][quote user=cutiecarly] albert wants to know why you havnt called chris?? hes a little upset that you might be trying to give him the slip? could at least let the poor bloke know!!! pmsl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [/quote] eeerm, let me think.....who's the maddest? The girl who's convinced she's getting a gay, pirate, vegetarian, imaginary lion, or the bloke that tries to phone the gay, pirate, vegetarian, imaginary lion??????? Post edited 03-02-2006 0:02[/quote] Dont worry cm I have sent St Jame's carlys details so they can keep her safe till she gets better lol :lol: :lol:
i personally think your the mad hater thinking that your even in alberts legue!!! hehe im joking, you and albert are just as sexy as each other and think you will make a wicked couple. lol mwah xxx
Carly if you want a true culinery experience may I recommend tabasco sauce or garlic paste to bring tears in abundance!!...ouch!!...lol