Complaint!

15 Dec 2005

Bill says "slobber lobber dob dob" Ben says "if you loved me enough you'd swallow that" i had nothing to complain about :moon: :moon: :moon:

15 Dec 2005

well all I can say bign is your mad so you are in the right place :clap: :clap:and I loved your tooth brush can I bring mine ? Post edited 15-12-2005 15:14

15 Dec 2005

Two monkeys in a bath, one says " ooh ooh ah ah" the other says "well put some cold in then"!! :moon:

15 Dec 2005

Two gold fish in a tank, one says to the other "how do you drive this thing?"!! :moon:

15 Dec 2005

two sausages in a frying pan one says "hot in here init?" the other says "fuck me a talking sausage"!! :moon: :moon:

15 Dec 2005

Two nuns in a bath, one says "where's the soap?" the other says "yes it does doesn't it"!! :moon: :moon:

15 Dec 2005

I'd like to complain about whoever it was who told me these crap jokes!! Sort it out admin! :moon: :-? :moon: :-? :moon: :-? :moon: :-? :moon: :-? :moon: :-? :moon: :rainbow: :moon: :-? :moon: :rainbow: :O :moon: :-? :rainbow:

15 Dec 2005

How do ya get a pikachu on a bus? POKEMON!!!! :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: Now ppl complain bout that lol

15 Dec 2005

[quote user=nottinhum]Ok I hate complaining but Cmandcd have stepped over the mark. I rely on bubblewrap in my line of work, it saves me a lot of money and effort. I have lots of the stuff, small, large, dense and thin.............i know my bubblewrap. Anyhow, although most of the time it is put to good use, occassionally I have a quick pop, it warms the soul.......................so anyone who belittles bubble wrap poppers is way out of line. The world would be a better place if more people did it. P.S. im going to add to another thread just so this doesnt go to the top!!!!! [/quote] in a seedy partof town bibi sorces her bubb runnerand wispers.... pssst gorrrr eni bubb rap mate ?

15 Dec 2005

[/quote] in a seedy partof town bibi sorces her bubb runnerand wispers.... pssst gorrrr eni bubb rap mate ? [/quote] WHAT?

15 Dec 2005

[quote user=cmandcd]two sausages in a frying pan one says "hot in here init?" the other says "fuck me a talking sausage"!! :moon: :moon:[/quote] PMSL!! I like that one :clap:

15 Dec 2005

Few things here, that really piss me off, who point at their wrist while asking for the time. like i didnt know where my watch is 2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say while watching a film "Did you see that?" er no I paid to come to the cinema and stare at the floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" and ask in the same sentence Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine? 7. When something is "new and improved!" Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "Life is short." ?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here? sheesh well it is a complaints thread :moon: :moon: :moon:

15 Dec 2005

I now have a BIG complaint I thought this site was not only for people that wanted to :doggy: but also for friendship As I put a thread up to give cop a hug I am disappointed to see that there have been 27 hits on it and only one the dear sexy bibi has bothered to say anything. I know there are others on here that have a lot of s*** to deal with but hey lets rally round our friends and get on there and give cop a cuddle come on you know you want to. And before anybody tells me that if I want friends then go to another site well all I will say to that one is :moon: TA TA for now

15 Dec 2005

marcgold - sorry we didn't respond to your thread but we didn't see it as any of our business. we love cop and feel if she wanted us to know she was having problems she would tell us herself.

15 Dec 2005

Two snowmen in a field, one says to the other "can you smell carrots?"!! :moon:

15 Dec 2005

[quote user=cmandcd]marcgold - sorry we didn't respond to your thread but we didn't see it as any of our business. we love cop and feel if she wanted us to know she was having problems she would tell us herself.[/quote] couldnt agree more we 2 love Cop but didnt reply as i 2, saw it as none of our business, Cop knows we're her friends and wld talk 2 us if wanted 2 xxxxx Love ya Cop mwah xxxxx :moon: Post edited 15-12-2005 22:08 Post edited 15-12-2005 22:09

15 Dec 2005

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "How do you breath through something so small?" :moon: lol xxxx

15 Dec 2005

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out. Then I filled my humidifier with wax, and now my room is all shiny.

16 Dec 2005

[quote user=magic1141][/quote] in a seedy partof town bibi sorces her bubb runnerand wispers.... pssst gorrrr eni bubb rap mate ? [/quote] WHAT?[/quote] scroll up darlings its in the thread toots xxx

16 Dec 2005

2 cats sat on the white cliffs of dover, one's english and called 123, the other one's french and called un, deux, trois. The english cat turns to the french cat and says "fancy a race across the channel then?" French cat replies "ahhhhh, oui" Which cat won? A - the english cat won, french cat un, deux, trois, cat, sank!!!!!!!!!

16 Dec 2005

ok cm and evil I take my smack :moon: but hey just trying to show on the threads that she does have a lot of friends in here and I am sorry if you think I am wrong having talked to me as you have I for one felt it wants saying and I don't think I have said any more than cop would mind So hey please forgive an ol perv that just likes to give a lot of support, and before anyone comes back on me I know many do on here indirectly I just felt specially at this time of the year a little cheering up goes a long way. Right that's me I will say no more and cop :-o if I have spoke out of turn Post edited 16-12-2005 6:20

16 Dec 2005

PS to my last one having looked down the list my thread has been removed so not to worry :fury:

16 Dec 2005

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, "Got any shoes you're not using?"

16 Dec 2005

I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that."

16 Dec 2005

[quote user=redwhiteandblue]I wrote a song, but I can't read music so I don't know what it is. Every once in a while I'll be listening to the radio and I say, "I think I might have written that." [/quote] lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon: Very good mwah xxxxx

16 Dec 2005

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

16 Dec 2005

have i started page 6 with this ? if not, im going to complain. ps. whats the difference between gary glitter and a greyhound ?............................. the greyhound waits for the hare [ hair].. ill get my coat :moon: :clap: :moon:

16 Dec 2005

Gary Glitter has said that when he dies he wants to be cremated and his ashes put into an etcha scetch so the kids can still play with him.......

16 Dec 2005

Before you judge a man (or woman!), you should walk a mile in his (or her) shoes. Then if you still don't like him (or her) you're a mile away and you have new shoes!! :moon:

16 Dec 2005

but what if they follow you? lol.... easier to take the piss, on those who have allready been judged than nick their shoes.....I allready have loads :moon: Post edited 16-12-2005 16:53