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Carbon Dating - a debate
[quote user=oliviak]I dunno Ceylon... he doesn't seem to approve of people having fun and at parties you generally have fun, so no, I don't think he would approve.
Do you think the headmaster would put us on detention if we were to have a party?????[/quote]
only if he has a cane handy :rascal: :haha:
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No problem London.........2 Bombay Saphirres and tonic :drinkies: see you at the bar ......just watch out for flying ducks :giggle:[quote user=oliviak]Geex mwm with all thse G & Ts being bought for you at the social you are going to be PISSED![/quote]
..................just making sure the bar is kept busy Oliviak.....dont want anyone thinking they can enjoy themselves now do we. Maybe the flying ducks will entertain us if we ask nicely :cheers:
Sex God
wot the fuck???
[quote user=ceylon1][quote user=mwm69][quote user=ceylon1][quote user=mwm69]Fuck me! :bounce:[/quote]
yeah ok Paul :bounce::bounce::bounce:[/quote]
..................can i come too Vicky ??......and Oliviak wants to share sexy husbands too..the more the merrier she said:bounce::giggle::bounce::giggle::bounce::giggle:[/quote]
:bounce::bounce::bounce: oh yeeeeees indeedy I'm feeling greedy :lickface: can the big biker guy cum too Jan? :devil:[/quote]
:grin: Sexy Cey....that goes without saying hun....will we need the Jag and the bike??? Oliviak might like props that throb and growl :giggle::haha::haha::thrilled:
:grin: Sexy Cey....that goes without saying hun....will we need the Jag and the bike??? Oliviak might like props that throb and growl :giggle::haha::haha::thrilled: [quote user=debbie1959]Can i just go off at a tangent,I`d love my remains to blasted off into space,well thats where we all came think in a few hundred years being brought back to life in a far away galaxy.
Just hope they can get get all my SHOES in the Casket. xxx[/quote]
Debbie you must be my soul mate... I want my remains to be made into a firecracker and be blasted into the air! And I want all my shoes to come with me...
Sexpert
Pass me another duck and a roll of selotape .............
........ i think i broke the last ones ...... i have always been a little quackers tho !! lol xxxxx
Forum Virgin
[i]Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Fingerbang an orangutang
Support your local zoo[/i]
(As recited to me by someone I know who at the time worked in the invertebrate house at the National Zoo in Washington, DC.)
(She was off-duty at the time.)
(We later made out in the octopus tank. ;) )
Damn! I cam on her 'cos I got all exited about a carbon dating debate - ready to discuss the Bristlecone Pine re-calibration factors...
But all people want to do in here is fuck ducks....
Sooo disappointed....!
Well, don't know much about fucking ducks - but I used to do accounts for a food delivery service - one day, one of our drivers was late on his rounds and found the last customer's shop was shut. So he went round the back, found a way in - and there was the shop owner - trousers round his ankles and holding an over-ready chicken (true story!) Does that count?
PS - don't buy chickens from that shop.....
