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can someone tell the reason why...................

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jelandn
Orgasminator
If a male bathing duck is it 'dressed to the right' perhaps??...:bounce: and if so, just lop its cock off??....bolt
miss_ccrider
Sex God
PMSL..................... right yeah Jels, that will help. Must not ask you what to do when the monster keeps falling to the left........................... Bit drastic smile:):):)
pussinboots3
Sexlightened
[quote user=smooth8]this sounds like a lame duck to meblink[/quote] If it was a lame duck it would be limping not swimming lopsided
jelandn
Orgasminator
Nooooo Puss it would surely be swimming around in a circle??....loon
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[quote user=jelandn]If a male bathing duck is it 'dressed to the right' perhaps??...:bounce: and if so, just lop its cock off??....bolt[/quote] OUCH !!!!!!!!! you mean like "I spit on your grave " stylieeee.......:crazy::crazy: :haha::haha:
Unknown
Sex God
We have to be to reply to this thread, quack quack quack.
miss_ccrider
Sex God
Just had a bath again, and the poor thing is still on its side. Oh well, Its destined to be known forever more as wonky duck. xxx
generalcustard
Sexlightened
maybe its on its side so that it got one eye in the water to see whats going on underneath......
miss_ccrider
Sex God
bugger me, thats the best reason ive had yet. Dirty wee duck xxx
jelandn
Orgasminator
Maybe the duck is evolving into a flatfish? ...Don't plaice start out all normal and the eyes move to 1 side as they flatten out??...Ohhhhhh and can this process be accelerated with ironing them early in their lives??...dunno
miss_ccrider
Sex God
we have a new duck, thank you to the very very kind Miss Funkydiva. We are going to have a nice bath tonight and test out its floatability. Heres hoping it can teach the other one how to do it. xxxx
jelandn
Orgasminator
"teach the other one how to do it" CC are you watching duck foreplay and fucking in the bath now??...lol
miss_ccrider
Sex God
Now thats just naughty. Well if i have any little ducks in the morning, Im guessing they have learnt well smile:):)