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sxshz
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 41
Straight Male, 45
0 miles · Greater Manchester

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hi guys, let us introduce ourselves.....we are andy and sue, we were on this site a little while ago and thought bugger it and lets have a giggle, so here we are....again. so its just a quick note to say hi to all those that dont know us (cause you all will soon lol :devilsmile and a big kiss and hug for all those that do xxx speak soon guys and its good to be back x :angel::angel:
hi guys, we have checked in and been shopping and still havent found an out fit fot analfairy oh well........if anyone needs to borrow an iron you can use ours just knock on at room 318 see ya sooooooooooooon x
hi guys, Was wondering if we could throw our hats into the ring lol......we are both free on the 27th and we would love to see all you gorgeous and sexy people again.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Would somebody mind sending us the details.....but i have to confess i have already booked the room hehehehe (just couldnt wait lol) :boo::boo::happy::happy::cheers::cheers::giggle::giggle::thrilled::thrilled:
:upset::upset::upset::upset::upset::upset::upset::upset::upset::upset::upset: well as you can probably tell, we are most upset that you are going and we really hope you do come back and that its quickly !!! It has been our privilege to meet you sexy wonderful people and have the opportunity to get to know and we cant wait till august and we can see you again ;);) we will miss your bubbly personality and Colin's charm but most of all Mrs 1998 your boobs sillyhwoar:lol We wish you all the happiness and luck for the future but as your a stunning couple with huge hearts of gold, we know you wont need it Take care & Keep In Touch Andy & Sue kiss:kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss::kiss:
well jamie ........ any girl that gets to be escorted by you will have a fab time as you are a fantastic guy .... just remember if your struggling ( which im sure you wont) im only a phone call away, i'd love to say hi to certain people again :evil2: Anal Fairy :angel: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
ok guys, how about this old classic........ My face leaves in 5 minutes...........................................be ON it !!!!!!! :giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle: Well it worked on Mrs sx :laughabove:
der the angel ...... i dont think so :evil2: i cant possibly comment on any other part of you :-o as all i saw was your lovely legs and cheeky smile, what more could a girl ask for ?????? :giggle: Anal Fairy
thankyou fluffs and bumbley for taking the time to organise such a fab mk 3 :inlove: we hope you like your pressie even though it just a little something :rose: you guys are such a fab couple and made us feel so welcome yesterday. Fee you are a stunning lady you should be on cam more often in colour so we can see your lovely eyes kiss Der i (mrs) think you should wear your kilt more often too so us ladies can see your lovely legs :-o thanks once again guys sxshz xxxxxxxx
yes please ..... we would like to meet and know faces before the evening :giggle::happy:
ok my little Anal Acrobat :evil2::evil2::evil2: you do realise there is no way you are getting out of this party now, you got to be here with your Jelly Tot's in tow :evil2:flipa:evil2: Anal Fairy :angel:
hi guys shrek you've been added to the list guys :giggle: george hunni i have removed you, im sorry you dont want to attend. happy Swinging guys Anal Fairy :angel::angel:
MADDIE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :upset::upset: Cant believe you are actually gonna go and leave us.....well at least you will get to see Mr SX in his suit at mk lol. :doggy: We are so glad to have got to know you and we feel we have made a great friends. Please keep in touch.....you have our numbers and we are soooo gonna be down there for cheltenham next year lol. Who am i (mrs) gonna go shoppin wiv now????? Anyway guys take care and we will deffo keep in touch......loves ya loads, Anal Fairy and the Fonz xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
hi guys just thought i would give you all an update so you dont think we are ignoring you :P I (A/F) have everyones names down on a list and I, 'fonz' and 'mojo' will be discussing and hopefully finalising details :happy::happy: Once all is decided, a mail will be going out to you guys coming nearer the time. take care Lub ya all (just for you mojo passionkiss ) Anal Fairy :love:sillyhwoar::love::phwoar::love::phwoar::love::phwoar::love::phwoar::love::phwoar::love:
congratulations hunni xxxx :inlove::inlove::inlove: we wish you both the most happiness in the world and you will both be very happy together. we will both be there hats, tiara's too lol so keep us infomed xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx the fonz & anal fairy
5ft (anal fairy) & 5ft 10 (the fonz) i do gain height with heels but i (a/f) am still definatley a midget lol :rose:
jo, Just remember guys curiosity killed the cat......so for years we have been on the hunt for a great pussy :angel: Seriously thhough............. I thought bi-curious was the interest or intrigue that is shown in the situation. So as a consequence, once you have experienced this you surly cannot be curious!!!!!!!!! You are either bi or straight. However, i much prefer Jo's title of greedy people......this says everything without labelling lol. :evil2::giggle::boo: Anal Fairy & the Fonz
mmmmmmmm sooooooo many great people cuming.....i love all the tots that will be on show. a word of advice (this is serious now) could everyone please note that this is a jelly tot pool party and although you can bring your own sweets........IF YA AINT GOT TOTS YA AINT GETTING IN!!!!! this is by order of the management hum ha!!!! (or mojo to you and me lol) if in doubt read the small print:small-print:, written inside mojo's bra sillyhwoar: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, fonzy drinkies:inlove::welcome::thrilled:
After a long discussion with Miss Serenity (atleast 2 minutes). We have decided that we are going to hold a jelly tot pool party in honour of Mr Sxshz and Miss Serenity's birthdays to celebrate them turning 29.......on Saturday 6th September This party has limited availability so if interested please post below: You must bring a bag or tube of jelly tots if you are coming (please note NO substitutions are allowed!!!!!!) The theme is nightwear so you must arrive in pj's or a sexy slinky nightie.. The location is Miss Serenity's home (Nottingham) so you will need to bring your own bed, if you choose to sleep. Thanks for reading Love Anal Fairy .. Mojo & The Fonz :angel::evil2::happy: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
you guys gotta come, you have both worked so hard and plus we really wanted to meet you. it really isnt worth letting narrow minded people spoil....well everything really. we hope you will come and dont worry fluffs we will look after bumbley lol take care guys and speak soon x andy and sue xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
30 Sleeps to go ..... waaahhhoooooooooooooo (i just thought i should let you guys know) :evil2::giggle::happy::evil2::giggle::happy::evil2::thrilled::thrilled::thrilled:
dont go morkandmindy. they really arent worth it and you are so much better than them....take it from a couple who know!!!!!! and you know we know lol andy and sue xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
the film is crash heres another one "You can have any brew you want.....as long as it's corona"
miss s.....what a great film......i'm sooooo gonna watch that over the weekend. anyway its......Remember the titans. Heres another...... "One never knows what joy one might find amongst the unwanted"
p2......this is the film that made will smith Men in Black xx here's a little teaser "The perfect blossom is a rare thing. You could spend your life looking for one, and it would not be a wasted life"
and we love playing with you lolly.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm lol
the film is.....armageddon next one is: "here comes mr grumpy and the leather-ettes" :evil2:
lolly think there is only me and you playing this lol.... it is .... As good as it gets try this.... (Singing)"hush little baby, dont you cry. When peter gets home, i'm gonna punch him in the eye"
lolly this is a great film......its good morning, vietnam. heres an easy 1 for yor....... "the luck is gone, the brain is shot, but the liquor we still got" and i'll give you a clue...... "coughlin's law; bury the dead, they stink up the place" lol
come on p2.......its City Slickers. lol heres 1 for ya..... "I bet she gives great helmet"
ellie that was a hard one....it had me getting my little grey cells going. i think its.......Dont look Now heres another for you..... "Stay out of my room. Your fingers smell. I can't have you touching my things"