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spartacus69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 52
0 miles · Cornwall

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:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: if it is Rosie there would be a lot less stars me thinks pmsl :giggle::giggle: x
can i be the entertainment 98 please please....funky you will let me won't you......:bounce::bounce: :happy: xx
Women with a soft Northern Ireland accent.....boink:bounce::bounce::bounce: but lets be honest, if shes talking filth, then hey whats an accent between friends pmsl!!!:giggle: and before you say it yes i know.."typical spart to lower the tone"..yeah yeah !!! :lol2: x
you and MWM done your magic on him......and for your next trick :clap: :yinyang: V's :devil:
am i ling Long funks am i!! am I!!!! oh please funky friend :bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
btw welcome back the very gorg 98....my thoughts have not been the same without you hun.....hope all is well and as usual i just can't wait to ....well you know:doggy: you lol xx spart xx
if success is based on being patient, having a sense of humour and above all nice .......then i'm fooked!!!! damn i knew i was doing something wrong.:doh:..right it's off to the brothel thenbolt :giggle:
can't stop me now i'm having such a good time oooh i'm having a party!!!!! deffo blud xx
:lol2:i would love to travel to you guy's but although i am a single with a fairly good reutation ( :P ) i don't think with those pics you will have any problems finding a couple!!! Enjoy!!!wave
it has to be the smile 1st for me!! once you get that instant attraction, then well....a shag is a shag pmsl :haha:
Mr & mrs C thanxxxxxxxxx ...it was great to see you both again and actually talk this time pmsl. Great night meeting all the loon people and the :lick: people and how lovely not to meet any :wank: this time lol one of me SP friends thinks i have a perm hard on ????? it's you bloody sexy sp women that do it not me :clap::smoke:
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: love the bolt (12 o'clock it is then!!! ) xx
do you think it would be eager of me to arrive at about 11am on the day....find a pub have a few drinks!! then hopefully get some poor unsuspecting female to be really rude in the bedroom (or lift!!) all before we actually go out in the evening???? Cey let me know your thoughts I mean i wouldn't want to appear eager or naive .......rotflmao :doggy: then :smoke: pmsl
my cock, fingers and tongue all at once...i just love to multi-task !!!!! lol :lol2::devil:
in that case mw you'll be fine....funkys is more like a ikkle glass than a cup and i've seen more fur on a cumberland sausage than on her!!!!! pmsl .....me thinks i'm going to be very sore after this social :thrilled:
Dale or Daniel...I don't really care as long as at the precise moment of impact the call was "oh fuck fuck oh yes yes" !!!!!! pmsl :angel:
why don't you come sit your lady garden on my acorn tree!!!!!! fook that....sit ya c**t on me dick is much better!!!! pmsl :angel:
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: Politician alert... who air their own views without looking at the questions of debate!!! highly strung is an understatement pmslrotflmao help help help....i joined sp to have a place of fun & laughter and it's all going tit's up!!!!! :-? :upset:
what would ya do Oli??? pmsl Buy a camper van and travel around...no because that we be to much FUN!! invite loads of people to your leaving party and not actually leave...no because that would be to much FUN!!! Oh i'm sorry but this line of thought i'm having is prob only FUNNY to me, as nobody else will get my sadistic at times, witty, dry and fooked up sense of humour (which means fun!!!) :crazy::fuckinghell:
Deffo guy's there was never a hint of justification required from my intrigue.....just a good old fashioned debate so i can get into all ya minds !!!!! (and then ya knickers lol pmsl !!!!) :devil:
why do we do this???? is it for the fun or is it for the sex??? or is it for both??? then how do we explain the timewasters???? so many questions.. so late.. so confused!!!!banghead answers on a postcard please loon :lol2:
pineapple RINGS more like it...and ffs fuck my c**t has got to be better than....fuck my Lady Garden!!!!! pmsl :giggle:
although this one cleary is not me !!! i do love the animation involved ...just watch him and laugh !!!! :hunk: