Hi all we are a couple living in west yorkshire, and new to this, please help us jump in and land with big grins, please go easy on us with the chat we are new to all the lingo, one quick joke: why not to be a dick! are bald for life. have a hole in the top of your head. 've got two nuts living next door. 've got an asshole living behind you. get shoved into a dark hole constantly. you get excited, you throw up and faint.