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smooth8
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56
0 miles · Greater London
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smooth8
Warming the Bed
hi guys i would take 1 food and drink for all of you 2 batteries for the girls 3 a helicopter in case you dont let me join in:cry:
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Warming the Bed
hey girls theres to many blokes on here anyway keep it up and i might eventually be in with a chance of sum fun:happy:
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yeah funky sexy babe nrouglwjgoiwjgiwjglk yeah thats it ndodfgwejuoiwefgo oh yeah yeah baby pioiugipuiiugpw ohhhh yeah come on yeah....... lgrhkjiorjerniugwrhfdkjdhfwgoghwroijgoiwgffgwf wow i feel so much better after a gooooood jrhgouieh;ojoii luv ya.
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:bloody hell girls all them blokes keep doin the off once they speak to you bolt lol keep it up luv you all xxxx
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im quite handy at gardening actually i can bring my hoe well its a hoe lot more than that anyway bush trimming is free as well
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heya funky i read some of your posts here bloody hell you r a nutta... fantastic keep it up if you know wat i mean bet your great company luv ya
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hey girls are all these other newbies men of mice assuming of course that unknown was a man dont like to keep viewing profiles when you cant tell gender. gender? ferrk me didnt know i knew words like that.
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perhaps u mean my mate dave an dont like his name always sayin lez be ian.
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hey funky thats what i like we will speak more...... norf london who the ferk is lez sounds like a woman i know! lol laters got to work.
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its a fact lodsa blokes are full of s*!t they give it the bigun in front of girls but when a full on bird comes back at them they turn into mice. most evident a stag shows all mouthy till the stripper starts on them then they do a runner. i did it myself when i was younger but i was lucky and turned into a bigboy quite early, i learned very quickly there are better ways to attract women !
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why thankyou funky. i like yours to, you are what i call a top bird although little ole me my find you a bit scary. you have to be a full on bloke not to be a bit intimidated by a full on bird. i speak from many years of experience here ill have you knowboinkbut i have mastered it now! Bay thanks for your help i am braver now and more up on haw it works but as a newbie it would be nice if peole replied to mail even if to say sorry dont bother. any way keep it up ..or is that me?
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hiya bay well iv looked but not joined in, dont realy know how they work and i dont know waht a whisper is what it does or how it works. i did highlight someone and clicked view profile but it said i was whispering to them i got all nervous and logged out. you must be thinking what a whimp! i have see my favorites online and in the chatroom but i never find them what am i doing wrong? HELP......
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hi guys im a newbie as well, interesting comments and a good question in the first place. a daunting place when your new eh. i did look at a lot of profiles before posting mine and thought, must have photos but knob shots make a bloke look tacky unless in private. would be interested if you think my profile and pics fit with what you suggested to dragonah.
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