We tought it was funny as... And obviously true ha xx
Lmsao.... Someone been watching " Something about Mary " last night xx
Ok here goes,random thoughts he he......
1. My children bring sunshine to my life & nourish my soul, we laugh cry play together. Im blessed.
2. I hate the smell of sprouts ( holds his nose ha), love cold ruhbarb pie & warm custard.
3. Before i go to meet the big guy upstairs i must a) Learn to speak spanish fluently b) Learn to play the guitar like Slash, Clapton & Hendrix lol.
4. Personality Likes : Richard Branson ( free spirited humanatarian) Frank Gallagher ( Messy Shameless Icon lol) Al Gore ( watch his dvd on global warming, will open your mind)Eva Mendez ( no explanation needed !). Dislikes : George Bush jr & snr. Talentless WAGS. Kid Rock.
6. Regrets : a) Not having a good relationship with my dad & not having the strength of character to put it right before he passed. b) Starting smoking because it was " big n clever" not.
7. Played semi pro football until i injured my knee aged 22 - cant be arsed with the game now - overpaid & overated generally.
8. I have four close trusted loyal friends.
9. I cried my eyes out with happiness at the birth of all 3 of my children - overwhelming magical surreal moments.
10. Im dyslexic
11. Life life like everyday is your last cos its not a dress rehearsal,seems like yesterday i was riding my new chopper bike on my 12th birthday !. ikkle secret is : Wish i could sing & get up wedings n rock out a tune !.
13.I can sing but only drifters songs pmsl.
14. My greatest wish : To see my chilren grown up , happy contented & with there own familys.
15. I love bikes but to scared to get one again in case i die prematurly and miss out on life haha.
16. Love Love Love sex, soft sensual seductive love making or filthy horny rude fckin ... And anything inbetween.
17. Holiday destinations : Maldives, Italy, Icelandic Fjords, Ierland. holiday : Maurtius, stunning. Moraira-spain.
19. How would i describe me : Loyal, Funny, opinionated, punctual, generous, impatient, outgoing/introverted (yeah i know lol), tolerant, sexy as fck lol.
20. Fave chilhood memory : All summer aged 10 in Ierland on my grand parents farm.
21. I was once in a commercial my children, was shown on tv & advertising board yayeee .
22. Suffered with depression many years ago a dark time in my life - has made me a better person taught me to be more compassionate & understanding of people generally.
23. Was fortunate that in my early twentys an amazing women taught me from a female viewpoint how to give oral.
24. Most embarassing moment : Wheni was 19 my mum walking in on me just as i was cuming over my naked girlfriends tits !, lol i couldnt look her in the eye for months lol..
25. Last but definatly not least to Mrs S .. JJ is my bessie mate, my horny lover & my partner in crime ( not literally lol) i cherish every day we spend together. what sums up my feelings for her best is when i wake every morning and look her beautiful face and smile , money cant buy happines.