Congratulations Funky and Mark, best wishes 2u both xxxxxxxxx
shag... funny word isn't it
To a smoker its a tobacco
To an American its a dance
To an ornithologist its a bird
To you it's just a remote possibility
Your in a car driving at a constant speed, to your left is a fire engine, in front is a galloping pig you can't overtake, behind is a helicopter flying at ground level, all are travelling at the same speed as you, what do you do to get out of this dangerous situation?..........Get off the kid's merry go round, you drunken bastard!