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salsapaul2
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
0 miles · E Riding of Yorkshire

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shag... funny word isn't it To a smoker its a tobacco To an American its a dance To an ornithologist its a bird To you it's just a remote possibility
Your in a car driving at a constant speed, to your left is a fire engine, in front is a galloping pig you can't overtake, behind is a helicopter flying at ground level, all are travelling at the same speed as you, what do you do to get out of this dangerous situation?..........Get off the kid's merry go round, you drunken bastard!