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porkypies1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 68
Bi-curious Female, 64
0 miles · Hertfordshire

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hey i found the plot errrrrrrrrrrr now where the fooooooooook did i put it, hey funky help. oooh missss cc we lov you
Hey bays, put us down for this one plzzzzzzz. lets hope me op dont get in the way lol. looking forward to seeing new n old faces, oooh an the little people :happy: u know who u are.
WELL FOLKS, On behalf of hurri and myself and our good ladys. We would like to say THANK YOU to all that made the night a night to remember. Was great metting all you new peeps and to see all you other peeps. we will have to do it again next year as a new years eve bash in a private party for 300 peeps. LETS DO IT LIKE NEVER ITS NEVER BEEN DONE BEFOR :thrilled: OK once again the thank you, but must also say thank you to saskia03 for putting hurri and myself up to doing it. ( the party that is ) hurri n porkypies1 ps 122 people made the party.
[quote user=jelandn]As is our way with socials we never decided till xmas day that we would actually go to Stevenage and booked a hotel room accordingly...drinkies However, Jel has had shivers n aches all day today and taken herself to bed, so we are defo not gonna make it tonight for dancing and naked snogging...:upset: Which is shame cause we had several peeps we fancied snogging under the misteltoe :bounce: Have a brilliant and sexy and funny evening guys, we are gonna miss you all and the fun xxx[/quote] Hiya jels, Sorry ur not well, and sozz you are not cumming would love you two to have been here. oooh well next time folks lov u both, take care and get well soon. jeff n stella AKA porkypies1.
well today is the day so get ur dancing shoes on lets party like no other party, remember club tickets from porkypies1 & hurri in hotel bar 7 / cost per person plz have change. have a great night enjoy n have fun remember its CHRISTMAS.
[quote user=oliviak]Oh yes... now it's all coming back to me... :bounce:[/quote] mine oli lol, and phoebe wheres my snog lol
one more sleep :beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy:innocent:whistling::whistling::whistling::whistling::whistling:
woo hoo folks yorkie,s cumming lol and i hate monce pies!!!!!!! but stella loves them lol dont forget folks parking is behind the library free from 5 pm till midday sunday the library is opp the side of the hotel the barrier is being left up for us :yeah. ************************ MERRY****************************** ********************** CHRISTMAS *************************** ***************** SEE YOU ALL SATURDAY ********************* ******** IF YOU ARE EARLY KETTLE ON **************
[quote user=lickinlegend]i'll be seeing Tara on Boxing Day Night so i'll find out then.....bit bloody late i know...but better than nothing. Anyway.... Sexy Serens i'm ready 2 play :giggle:[/quote] lick we know tara n paul not cumming lol
[quote no jt's on the list, damn, we got sitters and everything lol[/quote] sorry jts i didnt get your name to hurri quick enough, but i know ur cumming in more ways that than u think lol. be great party night lol.
[quote user=serens40]Porkies!!!! you tarts drinkies:doggy::moon::devil::giggle:[/quote] well serens ur welcome toooooooooooooooooooo:doggy:which car park innocent
8 more sleeps can we start early please coz i cant wait lol rosie boss doing a two nighter sat/sun but if you wanna come down ur welcome coz saskia03 will be here on boxing day:giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy: :welcome::welcome::welcome::welcome::welcome::welcome::welcome::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers:drinkies:drinkies::drinkies::drinkies::drinkies::drinkies::drinkies:
[quote user=funkydiva35]shy my arse!!!:doh:[/quote] and funky divas nice arse aint shy :doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy: funkys arse is always on cam :thrilled::thrilled::thrilled:sillyhwoar::phwoar::phwoar::phwoar::phwoar::phwoar::phwoar::phwoar::phwoar::phwoar::phwoar:
[quote user=jeffason]WE ARE COMING WE ARE COMING WE ARE COMING WE ARE COMING WOO HOOO WE HAVE JUST BOOKED OUR ROOM!!!! Not that we are excited ahem..... Dont forget its me 30th too yey!!!!! Sonia xxx[/quote] great:cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove: :inlove::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy:
:cheers:mwm sorry u cant make it, but nxt time ok :cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers:
:cheers:arh cheers oli, i promise i wont drop the drinks this time cozzz u buying lol:cheers::cheers:drinkies:drinkies::drinkies::drinkies::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::inlove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
we cumming folks sorry but we must cume lol cheers fluffy oi get ur arse down to stevenage social lol.
[quote user=miss_ccrider]So your on tittie, unwrapping duties then. smile[/quote] ill only cu up to ue waist so what duties can i have misss, cant wait to try me new ladders out lol
WOW hots, ur getting the hang of this swinging now cumming then not not are :yeah. glad for you mate. well done for offering to bring tracy down with you mate.:angel::angel::angel::angel:drinkies:drinkies::drinkies::drinkies::drinkies::drinkies::drinkies::drinkies::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy:
:welcome:tracy lou well all hold ur hand hun.innocent:doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy:
:cheers:[quote user=funkydiva35]yahhhhhhhhhhhhhh well done hunni......we'll see u there and dont worry me and pit will corrupt....ooooh i mean look afta u!! rotflmao[/quote] well done funky n pit n jane :cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers::cheers:mikeeeeeee im glad that you have:giveup::giveup::giveup::giveup::giveup::giveup::giveup:and that you are now cumming you are most :welcome:
funky have sent you the detail again. love yuo pair of sexynutters xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx:doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy:
[quote user=ceylon1]55 sleeps oli blink:neutral: lol[/quote] NO CEYLON N OLI NOT SLEEPS,:doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy: U MEAN SHAGS R :welcome:
[quote user=funkydiva35][quote user=london75]feeling left out can i have one too? space cadet[/quote] u can sexy.....let me think about urs.....[/quote] HEY funky i wont a space cadet toooooooooooo:doggy: we lov u funky ooh not to leave marky out marky we love u 2 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
[quote user=funkydiva35][quote user=lickinlegend]:happy: yo Queen Ping Pong :happy: u could always share my bed[/quote]:doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::clap::moon::devil: hey ling long.....wheres markie gonna sleep??? funky nutta xx[/quote] yo my queen n marky can share our bed
i have been asked to put these names down by members: sandi seximinxi ( hotbabe ) and friends from fan stev n ann_ marie
[quote user=oliviak]Well I am nominating Boss22 as the charity case cos he hasn't had a good shagging in awhile apparently.... Well the hotel has been given 'SP' as a reference for the group booking and the person who can come up with the best charity name with the initials 'SP' gets a special christmas snog from me... :cheers:[/quote] oooooh oli stella wins as they her initials wooo hooo stella gets snog from oli :doh:drinkies:giggle::happy::inlove::smug::welcome:
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