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porkypies1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 68
Bi-curious Female, 64
0 miles · Hertfordshire

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oooh funky get ya sckool goirlie uniform on lol, stella whereing hers. if we can find the right knickers lol. j n s
how about the saturday after 27th coz that pay day lol sozzzzz to be a pain but i always is lol jeff n stella
funky Yorkie would like to come to your party but say they haven't been invited. told them to put name down but they would like to hear it from you direct. lol
ooooooooooooooooh 4 more sleeps, its like christmas cant wait. funks staying at city airport babe so we be on time for you if sassie get her arse into gear lol.:evil2::evil2::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:
hotel booked london city in docklands :happy::happy::happy: so funksters party here we come :P:P:P:P:smoke: is this party theamed funky ie ladys as school girls :clap::lick::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil::devil:
hiya, there is a club in cambridge called excape, jts and oliviak have been and they both say it was good. hope this helps m8 jeff n stella AKA porkypies1 it does have a website excape at cambridge had to doit this way as it would not print on here lol
mwm, arhhh your leaving us. we you know where we are if you ever want to come back, we will missed you both. had great fun chatting to you both over the last 2 years so be good n keep shagging. love Jeff n Stella. AKA porkypies 1
Fair play pete n astrid, you have done wonders as its not easy setting up a social, i know from doing stevenage social. but hey all is not lost yet any month as long as its after 27th pay day lol. and hopping im not in hospital. we will wait till u shout new date ok love jeff n stella
Hi Debs N Paul, we have had a few adds lately but not as many as you but we not as well known as you two or as sexy. please also may we also say that our thoughts are with you both, and we wish pauls mum a speedy recovery. jeff n stella.
ok karl grims if the girls have to caddie for us then mandy can caddie for me ok lol. as stella cant stand golf. oooh erik will caddie for karl im sure.
[quote user=ceylon1][quote user=ceylon1]We would have loved to have come you Rog and Max. Unfortunately to travel that far with sitters booked for MK4 the next month it would be impossible for us to get away sad Hope you have a ball kiss Ceys :love:[/quote] COME YOU :doh: lol What was I thinking I wonder. I meant come lol *********************************************************** cey u know what u ment, was u getting all woerked up babe a little hot under the waist band lol. play play play n enjoy hun :kiss Mrs Cey :love:[/quote]
Hi we could poss do brighton, what you got in mind drinks meal ? would also poss bring a single female with us lol j n s
[quote user=Sid_n_Nancy][color="olive"]It might just be us but we think all this recent kerfuffle has given the chat room a badly needed new lease of life, it's been great in there the last couple of nights. Definitely feels a bit more like it used to be.[/color] :happy::bounce::happy:[/quote] yep sid n nancy we agree it has been better the last two nights. lets hope it continues then we can all get back to swinging. jeff n stella
:laughabove:hi pete sorry i ill at mo but would be up for it early april if that's OK with you folks. oooh madam serens yes i am naughty, n i would love to look in Ur backyard n bedroom. so wheres our invite lol.:beer::censored::embarrased2::giggle::happy::doggy::doggy:
Monty well done m8, put me down for it. havent played for two yrs but hey hoo i give it a go. any pkg is fine with me ill go with ur choice.
drinkies:cheers::doggy::doggy:hey depending on work we could make cardif, lov to be in serens backyard or the bedroom lol. would be good to meet u at last Pete Astrid J N S porkypies1
:angel: mell ur an :angel: next time we meet we are gonna have a:beer: sorry we didnt get to say hi to everyone, but hey hoo mk4 here we go :crazy::doh: we had great fun n sowy mell we didnt knock on ur door :-o but next time :doggy::clap: jeff n stella aka porkypies1
Well done puss n crystals, Great night had even if i did drive all day:happy: it was worth was good to meet new n old faces again roll on mk4 if im not in hospital haveing me operation confused: Thanks again porky n pies 1 xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
We leaving in an hour folks party on, Leeds here we cume watch out.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:angel:[quote user=funkydiva35][quote user=crystalpd]Still wanting to hear back on how many snog promises we're getting... sniff sniff... no one wants to snog us!! :cry::cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:[/quote] i sed i wanted toooooooooooooooo.......:inlove:[/quote] ok funky we snog you instaed of crystals hehe. porkypies1 lovs the funky diva even if she is a nutter hehe :angel::angel::angel::cheers::crazy::inlove::inlove::inlove:
snogs, mrs crystle yes sozzzzzz mr crystle u have to put up with me wife lol, we will be there around 4ish folks . mandy grims, mines a a bottle of bud plzzzzzzzzzz. cant wait for saturday wish we was cumming on friday but cant due to work so cya all on saturday. oooh pussie leave the hotel staff alone u naughty girl. missssss cc lov you !!!! porky n pies1 xxxxxxxxxxxxx drinkies:drinkies::drinkies::drinkies::drinkies::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy: :doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:
[quote user=miss_ccrider]okay, so now im between Kat and Funks legs and standing on Porkies bum.smile:):):):):)[/quote] so ur standing on me bum i dont think so mor like me with mouthfull, n watch out coz crystal gonna be extra bad girlie, ooohyes, bring it on oooh miss im spanking ur oops spunking ur ass lol
[quote user=miss_ccrider]i had to write here, just to be below Kat and Funks very wide open legs. I dont actually have anything to say i just wanted to be in this position xxxx[/quote] sooooo sorry miss cc, but im now in this postion.boink as i to want to be under kat n funky, ooh n you miss :inlove::P:sticky::sticky: :lick::lick::lick::lick::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy: thanks crystal im waiting to be spanked lol but only if i can spank you too. lol
Hi ya Folks, We checked n hotel defo booked lol wetsnstu glad ur cumming :devil: will be a blast. gonna be a shagfeast lol jeff n stella xxxxxxxxxxxxx :doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::doggy::-o:-o:-o:-o:-o:-o:-o:-o:-o:-o:-o:-o:-o:-o:-o:-o:-o:-o:-o:-o
happy birthday lady2 lezzzzzzzz, hope you have a good one mate. see you for drinks very soon i hope jeff n stella drinkies:drinkies::drinkies::drinkies::drinkies::drinkies::drinkies::drinkies::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap: how old ffs innocent:whistling::whistling::whistling::whistling::whistling::whistling::whistling::whistling::whistling:
[quote user=funkydiva35]all booked....the funksters r cumin...............:thrilled:[/quote] about bloody time funksters :yeah welcome back sexyjen we missed ya babe. remember to beat stevenage u need 123 peeps:happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy::happy: oooh funksta funtime.
Hey we too are sorry midgieeeeeeeeee has gone, but lets hope she will come back soon. Well well well funky motm, what can we say congratulations funky. well we do vote when its some one who adds to the site not just free members, and we did vote for katndel cozzz they sexy. one day we will have a male as member of the month.???? oooh cc WE LOV YOU. PORKY N PIES :embarrased2::embarrased2::embarrased2::embarrased2: coz i dont want be motm ok :happy::happy::happy::happy::P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:
[quote user=ebony_68]Hiya Bays, will you please put me down for this :happy: sadly missed the last one! Ebs :love::love:[/quote] and you missed stevenage ebbs we missed you hun
we cumming mk 4 just to smack mrs mandys arse :coz i didnt at stevenage. oooh is the hotel the normal one ????? help
Hey we cumming :cheers: put the pies down coz we are cumming lol. can we have details plzzzzzzzzzzzzzz