Start with a joke: dyslexic dwarves, they're not big and they're not clever. If that makes you smile we might get on! Intelligent, respectful, sophisticated male (early 40s, looks younger), seeking female or couple for inventive and erotic mutual pleasure. Out of the swinging circuit for too long, and after years of sending off photos and SAEs to magazine advertisers, I'm having to figure out all this chatroom/webcam stuff.. scary! Likes: ladies who dress to impress, hosiery & heels, uniforms, PVC and leather, role-playing, correspondence etc. - people who understand that sometimes the anticipation is (almost!) better than the reality... Dislikes: tape measure-wielding bedroom athletes (though of course I am hung like a donkey, honest, would I lie to you etc. etc...)