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mwm69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
Bisexual Female, 67
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[b]THREE BLONDES[/b]
Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.
The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, 'So y'all want to be cops, huh?'
The blondes all nodded.
The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said, 'To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities, such as scars and so forth.' So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds.
'Now,' he said, 'did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?'
The blonde immediately said, 'Yes, I did. He has only one eye!'
The detective shook his head and said, 'Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!' The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.
The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back and said, 'What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?'
'Yes! He only has one ear!'
The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, 'Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear!! You're excused too!' The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.
The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, 'This is probably a waste of time, but...' He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, 'All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?'
The blonde said, 'I sure did. This man wears contact lenses.'
The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, 'You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?'
The blonde rolled her eyes and said, 'Well, Helloooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses.
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[quote user=analfairy]Well we have 2 profiles so we can both be on at the same time,chatting & perving, so there is now arguments of who's turn it is.
On our 2ND profile it does say please see the other one, so people are aware and it doesn't look like we are trying to deceive anyone.
Sue :rose:[/quote]
Yup, that makes sense and it's something we might do too as Mr MWM is in Spain a lot of the time while Mrs MWM is in the UK....but...a single guy, with two profiles? :bounce:
Actually two requests:-
[color="yellow"]ONE: [/color]I have been going back over some early (?) posts back to 2004 and there are still profiles on here that say "More than 2 weeks ago" for their last visit and they have 1 or 2 posts. Surely a percentage of these will be inactive profiles? It would help the ACTIVE users if these inactive profiles were marked as such after, say 3 months of no activity. Good idea or not (Admin don't say it can't be done cos it can!)
[color="yellow"]TWO:[/color] When we first joined free members were easily identified while browsing profiles. It used to say something like "XXX is not a full member". This was helpful and saved time. Why did it change and why can't we have it back? Good idea or not (Admin don't say it can't be done cos it can!)
The site boasts members at the time this is written but we all know not all of them are fully paid members and frankly we'd rather see quality more than volume, so the old adage of 'less is more' rings true here. So come on Admin, let's get some help on this.
And before you moan back at us let us say we LIKE this site, it's among the best we've seen and all we want is to make it even better and you can still show the big numbers to newbies and possible members but give the paid members better tools...please!
We love Admin!
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P.S. Why can't we preview a new thread before it's added?
OK, this may sound silly but we can't figure out why anyone would want two profiles.
We know of one single guy who loves to do his five knuckle shuffle all night while on cam and a few of us have taken the mickey a few times. So the other day he goes off cam (possibly in a huff) and then pops up 30 seconds later doing his usual thing...but using a different profile name.
So, what is the point? Is there a benefit to that? Is it wrong? Is there deceit going on there? Should we or anyone worry?
Just thought we'd mention it. :bounce:
[quote user=oliviak]Oooohhhhhh do ya think admin have become one of those nasty evil naughty pic collectors???? :evil2:[/quote]
Well...... when you consider that ADMIN stands for Authorised Dirty Minds Interrogating Naughtiness......is it any wonder.:haha:
I made that up by the way :giggle::giggle
k so im 48 but look 30 can i get in:angel::angel:[/quote]
Well we're both early 50's but look a lot less and we got in...so their vetting isn't that good huh!! lol
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..........sorry to hear you have been in an accident:upset: Sending you lots of love and wishes for a speedy recovery
Jan and Paul xxxNow thats a good idea Oli..............A Made To Measure Willy Warmer Party...PRICE LIST as follows:notes:.....Ikkle size £FREE...Small to Med size..£35.......Med to Large size..£65........Large size..£95.............and Toe Curling size £25 per month on direct debit with regular check ups:small-print:. 
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Now for the Venue :grin::haha:
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Now for the Venue :grin::haha: 
hwoar::phwoar::phwoar::giggle:Hey peeps,
Well....ummmm, errr. Didn't see the program so we can't comment (we were probably on a meet that night!) but we have been members of the Killing Kittens site for about 6 months now.
The site doesn't compare to SP (crap chat, forums a bit naff and there never seems to be anyone on the site when we look) but its reputation is meant to be pretty good. We were recommended to it by a kitten we met at the FClub and she raved about it partly cos of the no contact from men or couples rule and partly cos of the 'clientèle' using it.
Can't say we have had much success other than a dodgy email from some Funky bird and another from a bi-fem (yet to validate) but I guess we are amongst the oldest on the site (and yes we cheated cos the applications didn't go as far as our ages!! so we just took the oldest available).
But we pop in once a week to see who has 'kissed' us or sent some kind of message...and it is 100% free, so can't complain.
Has anyone had any fun with a kitten? :bounce:
