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mwm69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
Bisexual Female, 67
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What happened to Dr Dave??? this thread has gone loopy...send in the doctor ffs :grin::giggle:
............got to do the family Christmas rounds and go up t'north.
............here's to the next one whenever that will be, and we hope you all have a great naughty night:doggy: and have a few drinks for us :cheers:
Love to all
Jan and Paul
xxHey Funkymaster that was!!!!
Where ya been????
:fuckinghell:
We spent ages compiling some homework for you weeks ago on these forums. One in every Forum in fact...and you disappeared without trace!!!! 
Now you are back under a new name ( did you really think you could hide from us??) you have a lot of catching up to do.:small-print:
We want to see all your homework done before the new year otherwise you are in BIG trouble!!:smoke:
:rascal:
:fuckinghell:
We spent ages compiling some homework for you weeks ago on these forums. One in every Forum in fact...and you disappeared without trace!!!! Now you are back under a new name ( did you really think you could hide from us??) you have a lot of catching up to do.:small-print:
We want to see all your homework done before the new year otherwise you are in BIG trouble!!:smoke:
:rascal: The Meaning of ALTERNATIVE:
(n.) Either of two things or propositions offered to one's choice. Thus when two things offer a choice of one only, the two things are called alternatives.
(n.) A choice between more than two things; one of several things offered to choose among.
(n.) An offer of two things, one of which may be chosen, but not both; a choice between two things, so that if one is taken, the other must be left.
(a.) Alternate; reciprocal.
(a.) Disjunctive; as, an alternative conjunction.
(n.) The course of action or the thing offered in place of another.
(a.) Offering a choice of two things.
The Meaning of INTERESTING:
Engaging the attention; exciting, or adapted to excite, interest, curiosity, or emotion; as, an interesting story; interesting news.
Well there ya go 
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[quote user=biggirluk][quote user=oliviak]Well MWM your fave peep Erik hasn't been on for awhile... you scared him off??? locked him in your dungeon in Spain??? :bounce::bounce::bounce:[/quote]
he has been oli :doh:
he even asked me to give him timing advice (i think you know what i mean 
) last night [/quote]
So Rosie.....as well as being a MOD on here your new role is to advise wankers on the best and quickest techniques to get the best results. :clap:
) last night [/quote]
So Rosie.....as well as being a MOD on here your new role is to advise wankers on the best and quickest techniques to get the best results. :clap: [quote user=oliviak]Well MWM your fave peep Erik hasn't been on for awhile... you scared him off??? locked him in your dungeon in Spain??? :bounce::bounce::bounce:[/quote]
Oli chuck :love:........Sounds like Erik has been having a break then......or having a new cock fitted :grin: All will be revealed soon no doubt
We dont have a dungeon in Spain Oli.... but what a great idea:clap:..........mmmmmmmmmm :giggle:
We dont have a dungeon in Spain Oli.... but what a great idea:clap:..........mmmmmmmmmm :giggle: [quote user=serens40]Me too cc ... like a poor little orphan of the storm :violin: :doggy: :lick: :devil: :giggle:[/quote]
Sexy Serens, Come and be LOST with us and Miss CC then.........more the merrier :grin: We could make a programme about it on a desert island and make up characters like ' Sawyer' and ' Jack ' and ' Sayid ' and do naughty things on the beach with 'em
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm:lick::lick:......oops, getting carried away here
:haha::grin:
:doggy: :lick: :devil: :giggle:[/quote]
Sexy Serens, Come and be LOST with us and Miss CC then.........more the merrier :grin: We could make a programme about it on a desert island and make up characters like ' Sawyer' and ' Jack ' and ' Sayid ' and do naughty things on the beach with 'em
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm:lick::lick:......oops, getting carried away here
:haha::grin: 
hwoar: We could get LOST togever then :grin::rascal:
Miss Funky Tena Pants 
.....your always here to say the nicest nutta things too ..........your the best nutta on here :clap::love:We are considering organising a social event '[i]around[/i]' [color="violet"]Valentines [/color]night.
We have made an initial approach to AbFabs, which is near Heathrow, but the night of the 14th is a no go so we have optional dates as follows:- February 7th, 13th, 20th or 21st (Sat).
Obviously we can't please all the people, so a simple vote will ensure we get the date that suits the majority of people.
[color="yellow"]The poll will expire in 20 days[/color] - that's the end of December.
If the numbers look promising we will post further information on the chosen date, venue details, local hotels, transportation and costs.
Oh and anyone with experience of organising a social who would like to volunteer will be appreciated!!!! 
:bounce:
:bounce: We haven't done a lot of clubs but the way things evolve seems to have worked well for us.
We don't hurry into things and prefer to wind down at the bar and check out possible people. Quite often that leads to a general chat and if it's right onto a more saucy chat ;)
If that fails then find where you want to have some fun and just have some between you. Someone will want to join in for sure! Admittedly 99% of the time that's going to be a single male - never known a single lady or a woman from a couple make an approach.
We agree about eye contact from the ladies. In fact eye contact is vital for any flirtatious beginnings.
We don't always play with others as we're very fussy, but we still have loads of fun being watched and watching.
And of course, don't forget the old adage "Don't ask, Don't get"!...
:bounce:
We have been away for a few weeks :censored: and feel like we have lost the plot on here :giveup:
...............SO........... we need filling in.. so to speak.:giggle:
.........whats been 'appening...........who's gone.....who's come..........any gos ??? Did anyone miss us??
We love you all really :grin:
:giveup:
...............SO........... we need filling in.. so to speak.:giggle:
.........whats been 'appening...........who's gone.....who's come..........any gos ??? Did anyone miss us??
We love you all really :grin: 