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mwm69
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 69
Bisexual Female, 67
UK

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Debs, you want to be blasted in to space? Or you want us to be? Confused here :O:doh:
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself? :bounce:
[quote user=funkchick]Not going to Notts Social MWM too far away! Looks like I'm gonna get away with it... lol :bounce: :bounce: bolt[/quote] That's a shame. But I have a long memory....maybe the next social then? smile :bounce:
My first Full House for months................I'm back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bounce:
Not been in here for eons but as I've posted almost in every other forum I may a well go for the full house. So hello everyone...and goodbye smile :bounce:
Max, You're in a tough group. Single male and middle aged. So you need to MAXimise your potential. Start with that change to the profile - lower case not caps. Like Rosie I didn't read it but be precise. Add plenty of photos and avoid genitalia! Use the forums to learn. Use the forums to commiunicate. Use the forums to have fun. It's all 'advertising' whatever you do or say. Be respectful. Get into the Chat Room. Daunting at first (and in truth I rarely do these days as that's Mr's MWMs domain) but I used to. Be patient, say Hi and see what happens. It will take time. There are plently (ha!) of single males, so you have a lot of competition. Be patient. Be respectful. Don't whisper unless you ask first. Don't wank on cam! Got enough of them! And finally the best advice I can give is go to the socials. Meet peeps face to face, have a drink and a laugh and be patient (again). You never know you might get lucky, you might not but you'll have a great time and you'll hopefully be remembered...which all helps the next time you're in chat. End of sermon. :bounce:
[color="yellow"]Debs:-[/color] Your example goes beyond pain. Cremation or burial preferred? :bounce: [color="yellow"]Funchick:- [/color]Come and ask us at the Notts social. If you're well behaved we'll think about negotiating something with you smile :bounce:
[quote user=biggirluk]well i didn't google but... not gonna spoil it for others eeeeether[/quote] lol. :bounce:
[quote user=Madam_CC]dunnowtf:dunno:[/quote] Must try harder! :bounce:
[quote user=oliviak]the horizon???[/quote] Not even close! :bounce:
What is: The beginning of eternity The end of time and space The beginning of every end And the end of every place ???? :bounce:
Rosie, such a clever girl! :bounce: Crystalpd....I'm saying nothing sad
Four men were in a boat on the lake. The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet! Why? :bounce:
[quote user=funkydiva35]who we shud invite???[/quote] E V E R Y O N E ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! :bounce:
[quote user=Madam_CC]more tall buddies...................woo hoo.................. I like the sound of that. I got some sexy undies ordered for Notts, so if anyone wants to see them best come to my room on sat night, or even fri night, not that i am wearing them two nights in a row so come both nights and you can see two sets smile:):):):)[/quote] As do we ;) Save a clean set for us on Sat then! :) :bounce:
[quote user=ts__deb]MWM watch out for CC shes a fighter for willies,I wouldnt get in her way. I do like her bed bouncing tho!!![/quote] We have every intention of getting in her way :giggle:
:laughabove: Afraid so CC sillyhwoar: armed with Butties and Hobnobs, Dipdabs and a box full of tweaks and stuff ....what more could a girl ask for :grin::rascal:
This girl is SOOOOO domineering :hunk: Do we get to know where beforehand or are you going to do it willy nilly:lick: :happy: :haha:
:laughabove: Couldnt agree more CC :thumbup: :moon:sillyhwoar: