Debs, you want to be blasted in to space? Or you want us to be? Confused here :O:doh:
lol....was he in a submarine?
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There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done. Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
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Hmmmmm, could beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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My first Full House for months................I'm back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'd like to see that...I think.
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See posts in NEW AND NERVOUS!
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Max,
You're in a tough group. Single male and middle aged. So you need to MAXimise your potential. Start with that change to the profile - lower case not caps. Like Rosie I didn't read it but be precise. Add plenty of photos and avoid genitalia!
Use the forums to learn. Use the forums to commiunicate. Use the forums to have fun. It's all 'advertising' whatever you do or say.
Be respectful.
Get into the Chat Room. Daunting at first (and in truth I rarely do these days as that's Mr's MWMs domain) but I used to. Be patient, say Hi and see what happens.
It will take time. There are plently (ha!) of single males, so you have a lot of competition. Be patient. Be respectful. Don't whisper unless you ask first. Don't wank on cam! Got enough of them!
And finally the best advice I can give is go to the socials. Meet peeps face to face, have a drink and a laugh and be patient (again). You never know you might get lucky, you might not but you'll have a great time and you'll hopefully be remembered...which all helps the next time you're in chat.
End of sermon.
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[quote user=biggirluk]well i didn't google but...
not gonna spoil it for others eeeeether[/quote]
lol.
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Pair of bloody cheats!!!
So, what's the answer?
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[quote user=oliviak]the horizon???[/quote]
Not even close!
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What is:
The beginning of eternity
The end of time and space
The beginning of every end
And the end of every place
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Four men were in a boat on the lake.
The boat turns over, and all four men sink to the bottom of the lake, yet not a single man got wet!
Why?
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[quote user=funkydiva35]who we shud invite???[/quote]
E V E R Y O N E ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
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Honesty is always the best policy, imho.
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[quote user=ts__deb]MWM watch out for CC shes a fighter for willies,I wouldnt get in her way.
I do like her bed bouncing tho!!![/quote]
We have every intention of getting in her way :giggle:
Now this is going to be fun :haha::haha::haha:
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This girl is SOOOOO domineering :hunk:
Do we get to know where beforehand or are you going to do it willy nilly:lick: :happy:
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