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mrrm2008
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 57
Bi-curious Female, 55
0 miles · Aberdeenshire
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Warming the Bed
Just logged on for the first time in a little while.... (Life has been a bit manic since the Summer...)
MK5!!! Woohoo! Count us in too. Regarding the options we're easy going with the flow and as Funks says as long as all our mates are somewhere nearby that's all that matters.
R and M XXXXXXXXX
Warming the Bed
Hi all!
Sorry to be another one 'who can't make it' as we sadly won't be there this coming weekend..... :cry:
We are still both up to our necks in boxes after moving house a couple of weeks back and baby-sitters seem to have become rarer than the proverbial 'rocking horse :censored:'
We'll make sure we're at the next one and in the meantime will catch up with you all very soon as broadband is now up and running at the new house!
:love: R & M
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Warming the Bed
[quote user=midgie]Blimey... I'm pretty random as a whole not sure I could think of 25 random bits 
1. I've bitten my nails down to no nails, just skin - a mingin habit but under-rated after KFC.
2. I have a phobia about knives. I can't cope if someone is stood near me with one. Sat down eating fine - stand up to reach the salt with your knife in your hand - clammy sweats.
3. I have an equally freak phobia about fire. I can't light birthday cake candles and have to get someone else to do it. The year I tried to light a disposable barbeque nearly saw me hospitalised.
4. 'Like a Virgin' was playing when I lost my cherry. He finished before the song did.
5. The nutter on the bus ALWAYS comes and sits next to me.
6. I once walked into a hotel in Paris with £20 in me purse and asked them for a room for 2 nights. They said no can do, go to the youth hostel. I said but I don't want to slum it I want to stay in your nice hotel! And they let me!! :D
7. I can't eat prawns - tis akin to eating your own little finger.
8. One of the maddest, blaggiest things I ever did was to get into a nightclub in Manhattan pretending to be Benny Hill's Grand-daughter. Was given VIP treatment and free drinks. Unbeknown to me, the 'comedy genius' had just died, so I had every bugger coming up all night giving me their condolences! FFS Im trying to enjoy me free Long Island Iced Tea here!!
9. I have snogged Harry Hill.
10. When I was 5, my little brother and I found my Dad's porn stash. we carefully unstapled the pages.. took the magazines apart.. and posted select pictures to all the neighbours. That learned him!
11. I'm mad for Morten Harket. I've stalked him all over the UK and Norway, sat in a hotel lobby waiting for him til 4 am once and busted him with a chick who wasn't his wife. Oh Morten.
12. I swear by goji berries.
13. I used to own 15 different sex-toys, a remote control vibrating butt-plug, s+m studded spanking paddle and various restraints. Had to get rid of them though because I kept thinking what if I die and me mum comes and finds all this lot! So it all went in the bin - all in its packaging as well.. *sheesh*
14. I love walking in the rain if you don't have to be anywhere soon.
15. I am a complete hoarder and can't throw anything away. When I die they will have to dig a tunnel into the house through all the crap.
16. I love loony, interesting people.
17. 'Hurt' by Johnny Cash, particularly the video makes me cry instantly. Actually, that's me - I laugh and cry very easily - bless her midgelry little sensitive soul :D
18. My biggest bugbears are.. rudeness, arrogance, intolerance and bus-drivers. And DiY ( that elliptical trainer is still in bits in the box).
19. I was once a podium dancer. There was nothing sexy about it in the slightest - it was during the rave period and just entailed flailing your arms about..a LOT!
20. I won a public speaking competition once with a talk about 'My Pet Worms'. People thought it was real and I actually had pet worms. Which I didn't. It was a total blag because I couldn't be bothered researching something topical/political/historical..or genuine :D
21. Apparently, I'm a bit of a prankster :D
That'll do eh?
Midgerly Yours....
:2fingers:[/quote]
Loved the post xxxx
1. I've bitten my nails down to no nails, just skin - a mingin habit but under-rated after KFC.
2. I have a phobia about knives. I can't cope if someone is stood near me with one. Sat down eating fine - stand up to reach the salt with your knife in your hand - clammy sweats.
3. I have an equally freak phobia about fire. I can't light birthday cake candles and have to get someone else to do it. The year I tried to light a disposable barbeque nearly saw me hospitalised.
4. 'Like a Virgin' was playing when I lost my cherry. He finished before the song did.
5. The nutter on the bus ALWAYS comes and sits next to me.
6. I once walked into a hotel in Paris with £20 in me purse and asked them for a room for 2 nights. They said no can do, go to the youth hostel. I said but I don't want to slum it I want to stay in your nice hotel! And they let me!! :D
7. I can't eat prawns - tis akin to eating your own little finger.
8. One of the maddest, blaggiest things I ever did was to get into a nightclub in Manhattan pretending to be Benny Hill's Grand-daughter. Was given VIP treatment and free drinks. Unbeknown to me, the 'comedy genius' had just died, so I had every bugger coming up all night giving me their condolences! FFS Im trying to enjoy me free Long Island Iced Tea here!!
9. I have snogged Harry Hill.
10. When I was 5, my little brother and I found my Dad's porn stash. we carefully unstapled the pages.. took the magazines apart.. and posted select pictures to all the neighbours. That learned him!
11. I'm mad for Morten Harket. I've stalked him all over the UK and Norway, sat in a hotel lobby waiting for him til 4 am once and busted him with a chick who wasn't his wife. Oh Morten.
12. I swear by goji berries.
13. I used to own 15 different sex-toys, a remote control vibrating butt-plug, s+m studded spanking paddle and various restraints. Had to get rid of them though because I kept thinking what if I die and me mum comes and finds all this lot! So it all went in the bin - all in its packaging as well.. *sheesh*
14. I love walking in the rain if you don't have to be anywhere soon.
15. I am a complete hoarder and can't throw anything away. When I die they will have to dig a tunnel into the house through all the crap.
16. I love loony, interesting people.
17. 'Hurt' by Johnny Cash, particularly the video makes me cry instantly. Actually, that's me - I laugh and cry very easily - bless her midgelry little sensitive soul :D
18. My biggest bugbears are.. rudeness, arrogance, intolerance and bus-drivers. And DiY ( that elliptical trainer is still in bits in the box).
19. I was once a podium dancer. There was nothing sexy about it in the slightest - it was during the rave period and just entailed flailing your arms about..a LOT!
20. I won a public speaking competition once with a talk about 'My Pet Worms'. People thought it was real and I actually had pet worms. Which I didn't. It was a total blag because I couldn't be bothered researching something topical/political/historical..or genuine :D
21. Apparently, I'm a bit of a prankster :D
That'll do eh?
Midgerly Yours....
:2fingers:[/quote]
Loved the post xxxx Warming the Bed
Hi all!!!
Firstly - thanks to the Bays!!! So sorry you weren't able to make it!!
Secondly - thanks to everyone else!!! Was a great weekend and we both could have been made to feel more welcome. I really don't think you could get a more friendly group of people together anywhere!
We wanted to get round to see a lot more folks but those we did see (you know who you are :color: ) what a great night!
Bring on the next meet, social, gathering...... anything!!!!
MrRM XXXX
Warming the Bed
A thought on the 'identification piece' - in case you bump into a member that you've not seen a 'facial' shot of and therefore are not sure if this is member of the general public dressed up a little or one of us 
Perhaps a nod/wink, play with one's right ear lobe or a 'funny handshake' as a secret sign :happy:
Any ideas?? :notes:
Mr RM
Perhaps a nod/wink, play with one's right ear lobe or a 'funny handshake' as a secret sign :happy:
Any ideas?? :notes:
Mr RM Warming the Bed
Hi All
We've got some bad news, I'm afraid. We discovered today that Mr RM has a detached retina and is going in for emergency surgery tomorrow! He'll be out of commission for some time and Brighton on Friday for us is definitely off.
However, there are a few interested parties and so what we've done is to mail everyone involved the list of names in case you may like to go ahead with the night.
Good luck, have fun, wish we could be there.
RM & Mr RM
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The Friday meet in Brighton is still very much on but a new post was needed as it was pointed out to me (thank you guys - you know who you are :clap: ), that there was a better way of making final arrangements without notifying the whole country of what was being planned.....
So, fire me a PM and I'll come back with details of where we are meeting and at what time.
Many thanks,
MrRM :P
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Not sure if this has already been done but going on from a comment by friends3 in another thread
[quote user=friends3]All hail Stephen Fry!!
I love him...I would like to have him as my ultimate dinner guest......and if he weren't so completely gay.....mmmm
(this is M btw...lol)[/quote]
If you had 6 places at a dinner party to fill, who out of anyone (dead or alive) would you invite if you could?
