As I sit here at home getting ready to do yet other late night shift at work, I wonder as to how many people are having sex right now. There must be plenty. Last night as I was driving home from work I saw a parked car in a very badly lit street. I had my windows down as it was fairly warm and as I slowly pulled up beside the car I could hear the screams and moans coming from inside.
I would have stopped as it was obvious what they were doing and I really enjoy watching people fuck, but at 2 in the moring all I wanted to do was to get home as quickly as possible and go toy bed....... alone..... again.
So while all you lovly horny and randy people are out there doing whatever you're doing to whomever you're doing ti to, please think of me hard at work on my own with no one to talk to..... and then coming home again to an enpty bed.
Have fun, peeps.
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monkey__spanker
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 47
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I mean, really. I just don't get it.
I'm the first to admit that I'm no Brad Pitt - but I ain't no Chris Evans either.
I consider myself to be quite successful - I got a good job that pays a ridiculous amount of money for next to no actual work what-so-ever, a nice home which I always look forward to come back to at the end of a “hard” days work and I've got great friends that I always enjoying relaxing and joking with.
I consider myself to be a friendly and easy-going sort of bloke. I certainly don't think any of my mates have anything too bad to say about me (regardless of how self-loving that may sound!). I'm open minded, honest, caring, reliable, trustworthy, enjoy a good laugh and mature.
So why the ducking hell is it sooooo freaking difficult to find someone to have some adult fun with????
What the hell am I doing wrong? I'm the first to admit I'm not much of a looker and that I'm slightly over-weight than even I would like, but are some people really that shallow that they would let something like that stop them from getting in contact to have a good time?
In case you're wondering, yes I am single but I'm OK with that because I'm not looking for anything long term at the moment……… Just some adult fun and friendship. Someone to meet up with, be sociable, go out to the pub on a weekend or whenever and then have sex. I don't think that's too much to ask for, is it? After all, that is what this site is for, isn't it?
It's my 28th birthday next Wednesday (13 July) and I'm really hoping to meet up with someone - anyone - who can help me make this one of the best and most memorable birthdays I've had in a long, long time!!!!!!!!!
And this is where I need your help. I'm especially interested in getting some advise from a woman's point-of-view. What am I doing wrong? Is there anything I can do to get more replies from over members who are looking for a good time?
If there's one thing I hate it's people that don't even have the common decency to reply to other users that have at least made the effort to get the ball rolling. That's just rude. Even if you're not interested a simple reply saying “thanks, but no thanks” would be good enough. At least that shows you've understood that that person has taken the time to email you and are simply returning the favour.
So, if there's anyone out there (especially in the London area) that can give me some friendly advise then please get in touch.
Thank you all for your time,
Martin.
PS: If there is anyone here in London that works for the emergency services or knows someone that does, then on behalf of everyone I would just like to say a big thank you for your help during the terrorist attacks in London today. It's people like you that help make this city one of the best places on earth. Cheers.
I mean, really. I just don't get it.
I'm the first to admit that I'm no Brad Pitt - but I ain't no Chris Evans either.
I consider myself to be quite successful - I got a good job that pays a ridiculous amount of money for next to no actual work what-so-ever, a nice home which I always look forward to come back to at the end of a “hard” days work and I've got great friends that I always enjoying relaxing and joking with.
I consider myself to be a friendly and easy-going sort of bloke. I certainly don't think any of my mates have anything too bad to say about me (regardless of how self-loving that may sound!). I'm open minded, honest, caring, reliable, trustworthy, enjoy a good laugh and mature.
So why the ducking hell is it sooooo freaking difficult to find someone to have some adult fun with????
What the hell am I doing wrong? I'm the first to admit I'm not much of a looker and that I'm slightly over-weight than even I would like, but are some people really that shallow that they would let something like that stop them from getting in contact to have a good time?
In case you're wondering, yes I am single but I'm OK with that because I'm not looking for anything long term at the moment……… Just some adult fun and friendship. Someone to meet up with, be sociable, go out to the pub on a weekend or whenever and then have sex. I don't think that's too much to ask for, is it? After all, that is what this site is for, isn't it?
It's my 28th birthday next Wednesday (13 July) and I'm really hoping to meet up with someone - anyone - who can help me make this one of the best and most memorable birthdays I've had in a long, long time!!!!!!!!!
And this is where I need your help. I'm especially interested in getting some advise from a woman's point-of-view. What am I doing wrong? Is there anything I can do to get more replies from over members who are looking for a good time?
If there's one thing I hate it's people that don't even have the common decency to reply to other users that have at least made the effort to get the ball rolling. That's just rude. Even if you're not interested a simple reply saying “thanks, but no thanks” would be good enough. At least that shows you've understood that that person has taken the time to email you and are simply returning the favour.
So, if there's anyone out there (especially in the London area) that can give me some friendly advise then please get in touch.
Thank you all for your time,
Martin.
PS: If there is anyone here in London that works for the emergency services or knows someone that does, then on behalf of everyone I would just like to say a big thank you for your help during the terrorist attacks in London today. It's people like you that help make this city one of the best places on earth. Cheers.
Hi there. Thanks for reading my ad.
It's my 28th birthday on 13 July and to celebrate I'm looking for a couple or female anywhere in the London area for some adult fun :lick:
Age, race and body type are all unimportant.
I just wanna have a good time for my birthday.
Any takers?????? [B]bold text here[/B]
I'm Martin, I'm 27, white, medium build and 6ft tall with short brown hair and am clean-shaven. I'm from SE London but am spending a long weekend (Friday 6 May - Monday 9 May) in North Wales and I am interested in hearing from any bi males or bi/straight couples/singles in the area who is looking for a bit of dogging fun. If so please call or text me on: .
Thanks,
Martin
I'm Martin, I'm 27, white, medium build and 6ft tall with short brown hair and am clean-shaven. I'm from SE London but am spending a long weekend (Friday 6 May - Monday 9 May) in North Wales and I am interested in hearing from any bi males or bi/straight couples/singles in the area who is looking for a bit of dogging fun. If so please call or text me on: .
Thanks,
Martin
I'm Martin, I'm 27, white, medium build and 6ft tall with short brown hair and am clean-shaven. I'm from SE London but am spending a long weekend (Friday 6 May - Monday 9 May) in North Wales and I am interested in hearing from any bi males or bi/straight couples/singles in the area who is looking for a bit of dogging fun. If so please call or text me on: .
Thanks,
Martin
