Easy Going, gsoh, Greying but not like Richard Gere. Love group activities but 100% straight Ideally looking for a Sassy, Fun, Bubbly, Nymphomaniac but then, aren't we all? :-) Love pleasing a lady, on my own or with company... A little about me.... I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing. I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I was scouted by Arsenal. When I’m bored I build large suspension bridges in my garden. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don’t perspire. I am a private individual, yet I receive fan mail. Last summer I toured Devon and Cornwall with a travelling centrifugal-force demonstration. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I play boogie-woogie cello. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to redecorate an entire dining room the same evening. I know the exact location of every item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week and when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on holiday in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. I am a dynamic figure often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I am the subject of numerous documentaries. I have been known to remodel train stations in my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. I can make extraordinary four course meals using only a blender and a toaster. I breed prize-winning clams. I have won bullfights in Spain, cliff diving competitions in Mexico and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open heart surgery and I have spoken with Elvis. BUT I have never been with a woman a beautiful as you........