Here are my top three jams.
1. Well guessed... hitting the top spot it's APRICOT JAM (fantastic on croissants, especially in the mornings at Santa Eularia, Ibiza. Also great on toast)
2. Down from one after thirty years of dominance... STRAWBERRY JAM (Bliss with a scone or two. Also great on toast)
3. New in at 3... RASPBERRY JAM. Knocking Blackberry Jam out of the top three, raspberry is the tangiest jam going. The best jam for simple jam sandwiches. Also great on toast.
Mmmmmmm.
So, wotz the verdict? Can we stay?? Still feel like a little bit of a devil having taken up the free offer, but the direct mails I've had so far were all well friendly and I think that the atmos on this site is really good. I haven't seen a single hostile posting about anybody (or am I being blind?), and as I don't have a camera you can be sure that I want be dropping my pants to reveal myself to be something I'm clealy not. I am defo a man, defo single, defo me in my pics and it woz I wot rote my profile. And jam on toast is defo a favourite snack.
Sprouts and tinned tuna togther are an abomination. You're not a bad person, but perhaps just a tad misguided. That or you're bent on tide of wanton distaste. Now that I think about it, one thing that you never see on the shelves at Tesco are tinned sprouts. Why not?
1. My real name is the same as a famous American film star.
2. The first pet I ever had was a small black cat named Tush. Realising now that my cat's name was another word for 'arse', I can fully understand why he packed up his knapsack and left.
3. The longest relationship that I've ever had was 5 years.
4. The next longest was 6 months.
5. My star sign is Scorpio.
6. I hate tinned tuna with a passion.
7. I can invert my fingers so that they bend upwards.
8. I'm one of those people who goes up to celebrities if he sees them whe he's drunk and attempts conversation.
9. Kate Whatserface off Cold Feet and Friends being the last one to suffer.
10. The last word I ever heard my grandmother say was, "c*nt!". It's a long story but fifteen years later I can look back and chortle.
11. Favourite TV programme growing up was Bagpuss.
12. I once thought that Starship were the best band in the world ever.
13. I can solve a Rubik’s Cube from any position in under four minutes. And that’s without bloomin’ cheating!
14. I love sleeping. Can’t get enough of it.
15. My favourite word is ‘ephemera’.
16. For some reason I once fancied the bottom of Judy Finnegan.
17. I really wish I could speak French.
18. My favorite restaurant is called Le Coup Chou in Paris. Top food, inexpensive, waiters not up own rectal areas.
19. My dad delivered coal for a living and used to use Persil washing up power to get clean every night.
20. Female feet are fantastic.
21. Men’s feet need to be seriously outlawed.
22. I’m never dating another American. No way.
23. My two nephews rock. When they’re both teenagers I may not still think the same.
24. I honestly remember feeling really disappointed and upset when I first found out about the facts of life.
25. That’s it.
[I don't know if this is possible but I would happily donate my lifetime free membership to someone more deserving in exchange for a months free unlimited access to give me time to decide if i want to pay for membership or not.
That way, someone gets lifetime membership, i'm not hated and sp gets a new member. Everyones a winner?]
Feed the world, let them know it's Christmas time.
Hope I'm not hatede either. Although perhaps hate and love are not a million miles apart.
1) TV
2) DVD player
3) 1 copy of Ray Mears' "The Jungle: How to Get Out" on DVD
Guess a generator, plug sockets and note paper would be helpful too.
Men are so much more practical than women.
I'm putting my head above the parapet here but I'm one of the beneficiaries of the new offer. Worse still, I'm a single bloke but hopefully not one of the ugly soundin' type who're causing all thr trouble.
I took free membership in 2005 but found I couldn't communicate with a soul so it all looked pretty futile back then, so I quickly forgot about the site and got on with my conventional sex life.
Having received the email last week I was surprised at how generous it seemed but not being one to look a gift horse etc, I took up the offer and am delighted to see I can now chat with people the way I would have wanted to back in 2005. That said, there are things I can't do that are advertised as Extras. Perhaps fully paid up members get these for free from now on? Either way, it doesn't take a genius to work out that a large quotient of this new influx will be single men, and as most men are indeed complete and utter bumholes, many of these will be immature knobs of the very highest order. But please, and I;m sure you all know this, we male singletons aren't all like that.
I for one am really excited by the offer and genuinely do want to explore the options. I'm not even sure I could ever go through with a meet if the opportunity ever arose, but I don't know that so it'll be interesting to find out something new about myself.
All I can advise is that you keep reporting any harrassment or abuse you find ASAP. As for any grievance you may have over the unfairness of the offer, take that up with Admin and see what they say. It's certainly revatilised my interest in this site and the scene in general, but I understand your grievances. Good luck.
