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lyndseylou
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
Bi-curious Female, 44
0 miles · Blaenau Gwent
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Is there any women here who would like to have fun with my stunning sexy girlfriend. 36C and a super figure. Lots of toys. Fotos if you wish or a video. It will be her 26th b/day soon and she wants me to arrange a surprise girl for her. You will be 18-35 and have been with a woman before. You will have a nice figure and preferably dark hair, although not essenttial.
This will possibly be a one off as we live abroad, but you never know!!!
We will be in the UK from 3-10 April and Lyns will be looking to meet in a bar somewhere(Can travel) for a few drinks, plenty of suggestive chat etc, then off to a hotel for some great fun.
I will not be there unless invited by both girls. This is purely for Her pleasuree on girls. Don´t miss this.
30 harsh things to say toa naked woman
1. your bum is lovely
2. I love you
3. you remind me of my Mother
4. are you sure I´m in??
5. So, just the two kids is it
6. And your mouth was so tight
7. Do you want to borrow a razor?
8. Why are us men always the same colour down below?
9. What´s your name again??
10. I don´t usually do this on the first date.
11. Lick that??
12 You´r joking love
13. Why are all you women size 12??
14. How come your tits don´t stay in the same place when I take your bra off??
15. My balls do.
16. Have you thought of surgery??
17. Jesus!!
18. Jesus wept!!
!9. Fuck!!
20. Fuck me !!
21. Fucking Hell !!
22. Can we turn the lights out??
23. You´re my first.
24. I love your eyes.
25. My last girlfriend was ... Dirtier, Prettier, bigger tits, slimmer, up for anything, etc
26. How old are you?
27. Bollocks.
28. I need to take that mirror down.
29. Do you have a sister??
30. How old is your Mum??
Sorry about this, but I could´t let this go. Us blokes are quite nice really and I would actually never dream of saying any of this. I am lovely. Bye !!!
Ian,Dee, and mark. "Hola" to you all and thanks for the support. Sad to inform you that it is now 9 days without a peep from admin. Not even " vaya a tomar por culo". Basically that means F-off. Cant say I am too inpressed as I have paid to be a full member.
I will keep you all informed
Mike
Same for me. I live in Spain but visit uk 4 or 5 times a year. I also accomodate here. I am genuine. Surely a trip to spain is more exciting than some of the locations I have seen. Not to mention a much wider range of conversation. I upgraded to premium to enter the chat room. All I see is blokes wanking and whispering to women about getting their tits out. Fair enough, thats what we all search for at the end of the day but cant they talk about anything else. Just now and again
