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lunaria
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 75
Bi-curious Female, 69
0 miles · East Dunbartonshire
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"i think you should of kept a better eye on him, as you know how they wander if not watched closely."
Interesting revelations as in most stories. Obviously very observant and caring neighbours but maybe that has something to do with his trousers. They and his undies must be transparent like his tent for someone to keep a close eye on him! Did you know Wilbur was so "in" to the neighbours?
Not had full report from the medics yet but the general view is that Wilbur will be back in outstanding condition. A fine pillar of the community, standing proud and ready to serve. Sources say that they are concerned about his owner who may also be suffering from withdrawal symptoms. In view of all this publicity the person in question should report to the nearest police station so that suitable arrangements may be made to reunite her with Wilbur. A pair of new furry handcuffs will be made available FOC so that future wanderings can be avoided. You never know what he might get up to next time. Probably needs a good spanking, but think of pleasure that will bring.....suggest you have him ringed so that you can find him faster, if, heaven forbid, he shoots off again.
Is that a happy conclusion CC?
As an appendage, .... well maybe not!
Update:
Good news - all original prognostications unfounded. Due to remarkable recovery, Wilbur is now out of Intensive Care and looking for another nurse or two to increase his new found energies. The cradle surgery has certainly been a success. Still in need of much kissing and stroking he is raising his head in response to current stimualtion. However it is understood that the continued crying out of "see" "see" is of some meaning and the authorities wish to hear from anyone to whom these cries make sense. They are of the view that some earth shattering experiences may be had by this person....he has promised not to spit again until in the right company.
Police now conclude that Wilbur was deliberately set up. "definitey an inside job" said a spokesman.
The poor chap is said to be suffering from withdrawal symptoms and unlikely to survive. In view of latest investigative findings, the powers that be have decided to de-arrest Wilbur.
An appeal is being made for someone to give him the kiss of life should the need arise and now think the owner of the Vulva S40 resides somewhere in the Glasgow area. He is thought to have been staying in a condominium,
which may explain the strange shape of the tent within which he was found.
Watch this "slot" for further developments on Wilbur's progress.
Medical team have reported that there has been a huge overnight change in Wilbur's condition. Following a bout of sustained spitting following treatment by a female nurse who was changing his dressings, Wilbur was moved into a private room and given anti-stimulants which corrected the spitting but caused him to shrivel to a fraction of his former self...earlier predictions of full recovery have now dwindled. He was last heard muttering, see see I told you so!
Medical sources now state that Wilbur is in intensive care and suffering from penile stustification....a little known condition resulting from contusions received in the collision with the aforementioned Vulva....he is in ward 69 at the Royal. Sir Isaac has been exumed to assist in the repair of Wilbur's cradle! He is expected to recover his poise in a few weeks.
and an improvement to the keyboard routine where words are missed
ie on the system could be -- not included in previous post - get that problem with chat too!
Mechanism to clear messages in pending whispers when target party leaves room for whatever reason instead of it being broadcast to all and sundry.
"the ability to be able to write notes in our favourite list on cpls we have chatted with, including names, contact details, etc. "
Although perhaps not so clever - you could use note or wordpad - create a file named (the fav's name) and you are off. Just use file open to retrieve.
As for storing on the be major security issue or.....would not go for that one myself.
From observation there are several ongoing issues with various parts of the site which I have mentioned to admin as found - the one thing I would certainly like to see is the introduction of an alphabetical system for reporting who is on line and correcting all the dupes which abound.
