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harryriches
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 63
0 miles · Buckinghamshire

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Hi Maddie, I did turn up, but for some strange reason no-one was there, then I discovered that there are 2 chameleons, one in Wales, where I went and one in the midlands where everyone else went, oh well, had a nice 340 mile round trip and 7 hours driving. Crap, crap, crap crap crap!!!! Does this qualify me for dumbfuck of the month award?
helpppppppppppppp!!! I have a dickie-bow and it is a tie it yourself. Problem is that I don't know how. I don't want to turn up and have a flaccid didckie so I need assistance in order to get the aforementioned dickie to stick out om the right places!! If anyone can help with the dilemma I will be eternally grateful :-)
OK, panicking now, couldn't find my clip-on dickie bow so went out and bought a new one. Only problem is it's not a clip-on.............can anyone hlp me out tomorrow as I have no idea how to tie it properly lol
Congratulation Mr. and Mrs. mad hope you had a great day and look forward to meeting you and all the othes on Sunday X
Happy swinging Xmas to all you sexy people out there. Hope your stockings are full of what you desire now and always. :beer::bounce:coffee:cheers::mrgreen::love:rotflmaopassionkiss
As an irregular member (in terms of frequency to the site, rather than sexual irregularities) I was somewhat disconcerted earlier when I signed on and could barely read anything as it was white background and barely readable. However, having signed back on now the general readability is back and looking good again. The few bits I\'ve looked at since signing back on look good, keep it up.....oooer missus :-)
Good question and difficult to answer. So far I've had no luck in starting a true swinging lifestyle, though I would hope that will change given time. Certainly if I do start meeting people and it were a fellow swinger who I fell for then, yes, I would be perfectly happy to continue the swinging lifestyle and hopefully meet other couples too. If, however, it were someone outside of the swinging scene it would really all depend on how she felt about it. I believe in being honest and open with people and if something upsets someone you love then you need to find a resolve. To me that would mean if she was against the swinging scene I would have to stop it myself or one would not be truly in love with them
omg my key got stuck down. I am so sorry, if there are anypolicewomen out there you must come and punish me for my wastefulness and shocking liberality of the use of the sacred dot
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thanks baby, that's all I needed to know. If it was a work thing I could do something about it, being a site problem I'll live with it until resolved X
OK, Let's ignore the poltical question is 'what do you love about this site?' I can't be the only one who actually enjoys being a member of the site and ,hopefully, respects other peoples views but, so far, there's only been one response to the topic question. Anger against other topics/deletions etc. please direct to the appropriate forum or start another thread. I thoroughly enjoy this site amd am just looking for other peoples opinions on why they enjoy it too. to all Neil
hey, the white flag is for surrender and I hope you're not giving up!! Seriously though, I know what you're saying and totally agree, I've experienced very little negativity to my posts in forum and chat, but it's worrying that a few who are obviously like the football hooligans only want to create and be involved in trouble. I was a memver a couple of years ago, lapsed my membership due to financial trouble (which I still have, but it's a little better) and rejoined in April this year. Having forgotten my previous details and having no 'joy' or regular chats I rejoined with a different username and this time round, akthough still not had a meet yet, have looked further into how things work (or don't) and have had several deep conversations with some VERY friendly people. These conversations haven't majorly been about meeting the corespondents, rather encouraging advice anout what to do, what parts of the site to visit and general conversation. I value the conversations I have had (hi kelly, hi ceylon, hi angelred, hi curvy....to name but a few) and have felt both welcomed and more confident about myself. If Inever meet anyone from the site I will be disappointed but will also feel indebted to the people who have tried to help me getting my swinging started. Neil
holler, holler naomi...you are more than welcome to cum and show me if my suggestions are right or wrong :doggy: :lick: :devil: lol :rainbow:
Hi admin, As the thread has been removed, can you answer the question I asked about the SP problem at 4am every day at work? Is it a backup situation or my workplace connection as it occurs every time I am on at work. From for about 30-40 minutes the connection drops and I haven't been up at 4am at home to know if it happens there too. The reason I ask is that I can try and use a different connection at work if it's a work problem, but, if it's a backup/maintenance thing I can put up with it. Neil
In all seriousness Dave, like yourself I haven't used them for a LONG time, over 20 years to be honest, but to answer the questions 1) For totally safe sex it should go on before entering any orifice 2) To avoid the falling asleep, get your partner, or one of your partners if appropriate, to put it on for you, it keeps them involved and adds to the sensuality and 3) Well 2 tales care of 3 Can't offer too much more as similarly devoid of using them, but hopefully it helps enough to negate the negative effects of using the things. Neil
Following on curvysue, you've stated quite clearly what you don't like. So what is it that do love about this site. You've been on it for some while and the original topic is asking exactly that. Another thing I love about the site is the many differing views and opinions and that's why I started the topic.
what, you mean you're not supposed to wash them and hang them out on the washing line b4 re-using them...wondered why the neighbours look at me dispaginly :moon:
Maybe somewhat misworded, I do respect people on this site and the chatroom and have not actually said to anyone on or off chat that i'd like to fuck them senseless, though i've seen it said and the response was pleasantly received. That point was more the abilit to express ones feelings somewhat more strongly than in an everyday situation as the majority who join these sites are primarily looking for sexual encounters. As for whispering, I rarely whisper in the chatroom and always ask the person if they would mind if I do and I am sure I speak for most who do that's it's a way of getting to know abd share things about each other that you don't wajnt the whole group to be a party to....surely that's the idea of having whisper capability. You don't like whispers, fine, but please don't knock people who do unless they are whispering you, then just tell them you don't. Lastly, if ever I do or say something to offend you in the chatroom then please let me know as I'm not,by nature, an offensive person and neiyther do I like to offend anyone. Neil
There are a number of things I love about this site. In no particular order here are a few. 1) You tell someone how horny they look and how you'de love to fuck them senseless and far from being offended (as per the outside world) they are happy to receive the compliment. 2) Apart from the rare few (none of whom I've yet) everyone is so friendly and often helpful when you have any queries. 3) You can display yourself naked, wanking or full blown fucking, sucking etc. without fear of being nicked smile 4) There are thousands of pictures to view to see whether someone may compatible with your needs alonside the obvious profile listings. 5) The forums are a great are a great source of information and entertainment as well, like the 'shag or shoot', the '4-letter word game' and the 'anything edible' forums to name but 3 highly amusing forums I have met many wonderful people on here and although I have not yet met anyone personally I am hoping this is just a temporary thing. I'm not the greatest looking guy in the world, which doesn't help in the big swing of life, but am looking forward to the big 'swing' in life itself. So let us know what you love about this site and what made you choose this site over any others (I chose it simply because it was the 1st one I found when searching!) Neil