[quote user=mwm69]Just thought of an important one (for us anyway)....
We're often apart and in different countries but only one of us can go into chat...so we'd like to both be able to use chat!
Please, pretty please !!!!
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The only way you can do this is by getting a second account, and yes you will have to pay another full subscription.
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1. Most American car horns honk in the key of F.
2. The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
3. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
4. Every time you lick a stamp, you consume 1/10 of a calorie.
5. The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
6. Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.
7. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.
8. The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; '7' was selected after the original 7-ounce containers and 'UP' for the direction of the bubbles.
9. 101 Dalmatians, Peter Pan, Lady and the Tramp, and Mulan are the only Disney cartoons where both parents are present and don't die throughout the movie. .
10. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
11. 'Stewardesses' is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand.
12. To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly.
13. Reindeer like to eat bananas.
14. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.
15. The word "samba" means "to rub navels together."
16. Mel Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots.
17. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
18. The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin during World War II Killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
19. More people are killed annually by donkeys than airplane crashes.
20. A 'jiffy' is a unit of time for 1/100th of a second
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[quote user=truescorpio]
So theres your first bit of advice - If you're not here looking for sex, you shouldnt even be here
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What gives you the right to tell people if they should or shouldn't be on here. People join for all sorts of reason's, some might just like the adult chat, might like playing on cam, erotic emails, etc. Not everyone on here wants to meet with people to have sex, just like there is people on here that don't want to meet single males or couples. If they pay there membership then they have the same rights to be on here as everyone else.
Very good point, i think most people would like to get into swinging but haven't got the balls to do it (sorry about the pun :haha
. To be honest sod the secret wave, etc., lets just have t-shirts saying " I'm a swinger and proud of it". Just think how easy it would be to pull on a Friday night at the local night club :lol2:
. To be honest sod the secret wave, etc., lets just have t-shirts saying " I'm a swinger and proud of it". Just think how easy it would be to pull on a Friday night at the local night club :lol2: > The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches.
> The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very
> rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine
> and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to
> relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles." Joe was shocked and
> depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.
> He had no choice but to go under the knife.
> When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first
> time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part
> of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt
> like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new
> life. He saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I
> need... a new suit."
> He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit." The
> elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44
> long." Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?" "Been in the
> business 60 years!" the tailor said. Joe tried on the suit, it fitted
> perfectly. As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked,
> "How about a new shirt?" Joe thought for a moment and then said,
> "Sure." The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-
> 1/2 neck." Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?
> "Been in the business 60 years." Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit
> perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop, and the salesman
> asked, "How about some new underwear?" Joe thought for a moment and
> said, "Sure." The salesman said, "Let's see... size 36." Joe laughed,
> "Ah ha! I got you, I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."
> The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34
> would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give
> you one hell of a headache." New suit - $400 New shirt - $36 New
> underwear - $6 Second Opinion - PRICELESS
Sex in the Dark
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit
So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming,
romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.
She went completely ballistic.
'You impotent bastard,' She screamed at him, 'How could you be lying to me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!'
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
'I'll explain the toy, you explain the kids.'
