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funandfunky
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 52
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · London
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[quote user=funkymaster]i would'nt chat to funky she is a nutta and a bad influance on the peeps on this site
i was such i good boi and now i have turned into a twatted nutta and a naughty one at that lol lol
have fun please do cum say hi to us all we dont bite unless you want us tooo lol[/quote]
me???? :angel:
hiya rosie, sexy peeps....
im really sorry but me n funky wont b able tonights party.....as sum of u kno the dozy cow fell down the stairs on friday and has badly bruised her bak, arse n legs....
and i took her out last night to cheer her up and she had mussels, which we now kno shes allergic too as she was on the loo all night wiv her hed in the bath pukin.....soooooo not good!!
but we do hope u all hav plenty fun n frolics.....and dont forget the pics!!
marky n funky xx:P
Mr Jeffs was soooooooooooo dyin for a piss and they were in the middle of a graveyard and they both knew it was norty to do it ova the gravestones...soooooooooo Mrs Jeffs sed....cmon darlin, jus this once piss in my mouth, il swallow it and no fucka will eva kno....... so
Mr Jeffs did jus that!!
:rotflmao:
:rotflmao: 
fun xx :smitten:thanks to everyone, I am the luckiest man on planet funky and planet earth, the clould has swept me away. Thanks to all of you that have been good mates to Funky (I have to call her that or divorce before wedding). You kow who you are and thanks for keeping her fooking mad!!!!
Love her to death and glad she has put thread on here,,, go out and buy your hats........
Mark
and love u funkyd xxxxxxx
[quote user=madchick]uh hum
*cough* *cough* *cough*
Maddies feeling distinctly unloved :cry: :cry:[/quote]
oh sexy mads........im sorry babes........rite ur role is maid of no-honour!!
this is a very prestige role.......and ur given the rights to lick the bride first!!
funandfunky xx:hunk::P
indeedy i doe doe sexy deb.........
im gonna create a new doggy clothin line called....
'barkin up the wrong tree'
clothes designed 4 ur favourite pooch to wear wen u take em doggin....
1. to keep em warm
2. flouresent in the dark so u wont get run ova
3. waterproof....incase of accidents....spunk or piss
4. built in radio, so if theres fuck all goin on, u wont get bored
5. a light......to swich on and off to let otha doggers kno u r about
do u think i mite hav a best seller ere???
funandfunky xx:hunk::P
wot the fuck sexy mads........ur spose 2 say summat that relates to the previous word....well i think thats the idea.......and the word was...
funkyD
us xx:hunk::P