hi i'm the newbie

31 Mar 2008

hi all, just joined this site, hopefully to have some fun. I'm new to this so all pointers in the right direction are welcome. thanks

1 Apr 2008

:fuckinghell: hey unknown.......where ya from???:crazy: funkyD xx:P

5 Apr 2008

From the planet unknown funks thats what it is. I`m glad you changed your pic funks cos now when i`m under you I`m lookin straight up your view. :thrilled::thrilled:

7 Apr 2008

fuckin hell.......theres alot on ere from planet unknown........wheres my invite??? norffy foooka, jus becareful, i mite fart on ur hed!! funandfunky xx:hunk::P

8 Apr 2008

I dont mind that funks but i would be made up if you pissed on me ed. :happy::happy:

11 Apr 2008

funkys takin aim........... standin ova norffy fuckas hed........ and.....weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....... hey fucka, u njoy ur golden shower??? funkyD xx:P

11 Apr 2008

Yeh fukin great an guess wot funks it tastes like piss. yippeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee funks is pissin on me ed. :happy::happy::happy:

14 Apr 2008

fuck i thought it tasted like pineapple like me cum!!! funkyD:P xx

14 Apr 2008

Well that settles it now you gotta cum on me face funks :bounce::bounce:

16 Apr 2008

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm pineapple and vanilla ice-creamy cunty cum.......:lol2::lol2::lol2: funkyD xx:P

16 Apr 2008

Go really nice wiv tinned fruit salad you cud bottle it funks..............funkys cunty cum sauce.................ya pineapple fukka. :idea::idea: :haha::haha:

17 Apr 2008

do u think any fucka wud buy it tho foooka???

19 Apr 2008

Yeh wot we`ll do funks is we`ll wait till the sextoy is twatted an sell it all to him :lol2:

:rotflmao::rotflmao:

23 Apr 2008

ffs norffy thats not nice..........lol they will shout at me agen and i will cry..... sad